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stan but he’s spamton
idk. he got cursed or something to be a puppet. it won’t go away until he fixes the portal (but he doesn’t actually know that. the guy who told him that spoke in a code he didn’t understand). most of the time he uses makeup and gloves to make himself look more human to customers. he needs to oil his hinges frequently and always has it on hand.
i don’t really know what happened with this but. you can have it. (click for better quality)
redrew this and it’s like a before and after comparison of taking drugs. what happened.
(bloody version under the cut.. oooo scary)
i think stan would wear a shirt that says "yeah. im bi. ✅sexual ✅gender ✅lingual ✅polar"
i haven’t mentioned it yet but i do have a youtube channel. since i just posted i might as well share
i <3 these crazy bitches (they desperately need anti-psychotics)
every time someone draws stan pines with big naturals an angel gains its wings.
i think stan (bigender) jokes about stealing fords (agender) gender all of the time.
stan and ford refer to cats as meow meows. there is no context in where they will call them anything else. theyre just meow meows. nobody really knows where they picked up the habit, but they insist on keeping that name specifically. its been a thing since childhood and it will never ever change. everytime they see a cat they go "meow meow!!"
i just thought of something and need to add an honorable mention for stanford specifically "bingle bongle dingle dangle. yippity to. yippity ta. ping pong. lippy tappy to ta." thank you for coming to my ted talk
the vocal stims have been hitting different lately which lead me to thinking about what stanley or stanfords vocal stims would be. stan would probably just scream or make weird animal noises. nobody really knows where those came from. that or he would just randomly recite advertisements from the 80's at insane speed. stanford. he just imitates different noises he heard from other dimensions. or speaks in those other languages.
bonus points if it starts out normal and then they fuck it up. theyll put like. a little bit of whiskey with some eggnog. and then they add lemon juice and hot chocolate packets in there. like they always have to ruin it.
another stan twins headcanon much like mabel and her mabel juice, the stans will create the most fucked up alcohol concoctions known to mankind. whatever they have in their cabinet and fridge will work. vodka? sure, throw it in there. pitt cola? why not? some edible glitter thats probably from mabel? hell yeah. fuck it, lets throw some god damn pancake mix in there. its always the most disgusting shit ever, and they're the only two people on the planet who would ever even consider drinking it. why they do this, nobody knows. honestly whats the reason for any of the crazy shit they do.
another stan twins headcanon much like mabel and her mabel juice, the stans will create the most fucked up alcohol concoctions known to mankind. whatever they have in their cabinet and fridge will work. vodka? sure, throw it in there. pitt cola? why not? some edible glitter thats probably from mabel? hell yeah. fuck it, lets throw some god damn pancake mix in there. its always the most disgusting shit ever, and they're the only two people on the planet who would ever even consider drinking it. why they do this, nobody knows. honestly whats the reason for any of the crazy shit they do.
to any of the people wondering about this au
yeah. i’m still thinking about them
tw for blood. again. also suicide mention
so i might’ve started listening to will wood recently.
here. a stan. (with this color pallet.)
stan (on the stan o' war II at some point): hey ford. ford: yes, stanley? stan:you got yourself a boyfriend or anything yet? ford: ford:did. did you mean girlfriend? stan: sixer. did it sound like i said girlfriend? ford:...i mean- stan:you had a FRAMED PHOTO of nikola tesla on your desk in your secret little study area. i dont want to hear it. ford:...okay, fair enough. and uh... no, i have not yet found a romantic partne- stan:haha no bitches. or bastards. ford: >:( stan: :)
thinking of sea grunks again theyre both pathological liars (thanks caryn) so whenever they start talking to other people in the places they go the lying just ricochets between the two of them and by the end theyve both created a completely fabricated story about where they're from, where they're going, who they are, and literally everything. and its never the same story. afterwards they're just like "....what even was that??" and go on like nothing happened.
i’ve so far had two dreams about gravity falls
in both of them it was about the stan twins
in both of them i was stan
and both of them were in the past (first was with like. 27 year old twins and the more recent one was with child twins)
both were also relatively wholesome.
idk what point i’m trying to make here but i see a pattern.
heres my nonsensical stan coded song: it’s my belly button by rhett and link
any rhett and link song could be either stan twins song tbh. i approve.
what if i said a nonsensical song about a corner store was a stan song. can i say that. is that a deranged statement to make(yes)
"oh i love sea grunks because they both work out all of their problems together and have clear communication!" WRONG. i love sea grunks because you know that both of them are getting thrown overboard multiple times a week because stan stole fords glasses, then ford made jokes about stans fanfiction, then stan shot back about fords fanfiction, then ford stole stans glasses in retaliation. and in the process of trying to tackle ford, stan throws them both overboard and afterwards they sit on the deck facing opposite directions, pouting, while looking like sad wet cats.
then they get over it, the exact same thing happens 2 days later and the cycle repeats.
(since this post is inexplicably blowing up again i’m gonna shamelessly plug my art. please look at my art.)
cw for. blood,
he can experience The Horrors. as a treat. (happy halloween)
everytime i try to picture what i want to look like i picture mullet stan.
am i gender envying. is this what that feels like.
i need his gender.
picturing stan confronting bud gleeful except its just the opening to candy store from the heathers musical.
the vocal stims have been hitting different lately which lead me to thinking about what stanley or stanfords vocal stims would be. stan would probably just scream or make weird animal noises. nobody really knows where those came from. that or he would just randomly recite advertisements from the 80's at insane speed. stanford. he just imitates different noises he heard from other dimensions. or speaks in those other languages.
for some reason ive been thinking about stan with DID recently. his alters would basically be based on all of his fake identities throughout the years (andrew "8 ball" alcatraz, steve pineington, hal forrester, etc.) and then maybe mullet stan. i dont know enough about DID to really go into it yet but i imagine in dreamscaperers when everyone enters stan's mind they all just see a bunch of different stans telling bill off and telling him to get the fuck out of their headspace. again idk enough about DID to go into detail. but i will probably do extensive research on it because of this idea i randomly had.
guys i think bill possessed me i passed out and when i woke up this was drawn on my screen /j
steal his look!!
dude ive never even watched rick and morty but like. i look at rick. this complete mess. an alcoholic. apparently a kinda shitty dad i think idk again i never watched it. and i go "yeah. stan would probably hit that."
GOD DAMNIT I WAS WATCHING GRAVITY FALLS WITH MY AUNT (WHO HAS NOT WATCHED GRAVITY FALLS) AND I ACCIDENTALLY CALLED STAN STANLEY I TOLD MYSELF NOT TO FUCKING DO THAT