Hal Jordan - Blog Posts
ok DC fans. We’ve had AU fics about the JL finding out that Batman has kids. That he’s not always a terrifying demon but is actually soft with his 55 Found Family members. We’ve had them, and let me tell you, I’ll gladly read 13643 iterations of that same plot. Love them. Send any reading recs my way.
BUT
WHERE are the fics where the JL finds out that Hal Jordan is, among other things, a universal legend.
Imagine an AU in which the JL know literally nothing about Hal’s outer space exploits (much like the ‘JL meets the Batfam’ fics are set in AUs where no one knows anything of Gotham or Batman outside the JL). Imagine that all Earth’s heroes know about the Green Lantern Corps is that they’re interplanetary space cops, and that sometimes Hal needs to ‘report for duty’, assumedly stopping volcanic eruptions or evacuating alien citizens from a doomed planet. When asked, Hal confirms that those are among the things he does.
But then they start to get more space missions, and coincidentally learn more about the GL corps.
More specifically that Hal - the comeback king, the irresponsible, goofy, mildly irritating/extremely annoying guy on the team that rarely takes orders and never shuts his mouth, is one of the most highly revered beings among the known star systems??
This dude steps into a bar in Sector who-knows-where, uses constructs to block every exit and announces his name, the patrons are practically yelling the information he needs. Citizens cheer when he lands on certain planets. Also, the guy has been dead so many times. He has become pure will (which destroyed an enemy planet) and has even been Corps Leader. He’s broken the limitations of the ring so regularly that the JL assumed that all GLs could just do the things he does. Nope!
There are some other gems too. For a man with no regard for rules, his best friend is his old drill sergeant? Wait, are you telling us that this ‘Sinestro’ guy, the Joker to the Green Lantern’s Batman, personally trained Hal???? Hal, be honest here, are you a reformed hero????? Why are people so scared of you???? I thought you were just some guy with anime magic jewellery???????
explaining white hair hc sappy as fuck slowburn love story between bruce and hal where hal is the spectre but heal slowly/regain control while messing around with bruce something like that he’s ok at L3 but his hair are still white i like to think they’ll stay white and he gets offended 24/7 because everyone calls him an old man (and that random people helps him cross the road GJELGJZE)
Bruce: I hate it here
Justice League: *needs Hal’s help with a mission*
Hal: *somewhere in outer space*
Barry: THE FLASH IS THE LAMEST SUPERHERO IN EXISTENCE
Hal: *zooming in to earth from space* WHOEVER SAID THAT YOUR MOM’S A HOE
Barry: *on the verge of tears* My mama is dead
Hal, currently squeezing Barry to death: Aww baby I know
Bruce: I hate this fucking job
Ooh…ever thought what would happen if Bruce came face-to-face with Sinestro (as Hal’s ex)? By the way, I adore your drawings! Jason, Kara, and Deadpool make a sweet trio. I love those cute spats of jealousy Bruce gets whenever Hal starts talking to one of his closer friends like Barry. ❤️❤️❤️
Thank you so much! I love jealous Bruce too!
Interviewer to Hal Jordan: So what’s it like to marry someone way, way WAY out of your league?
Bruce Wayne grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.
Bruce: I could hurt you if I wanted
Hal: Yeah? So could another human being
Hal: So could a dog, a cat, a cow, a bat??
Hal: So could a dedicated bird
Hal: You aren't special
crack au where hal has to babysit the cosmic parasite that’s obsessed with him, it’s awful and everyone is very tired
The pictures I used in Halbarry Fanbook
theyre arguing about cheese 🧀
post mission fighting
more of a crack prompt, but do you think billy batson can say emojis out loud because of the wisdom of solomon???? the pronounciation/saying the emojis’s weird and disoriented but for some reason everybody knows whats he’s saying
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*JL meeting*
batman: captain marvel, are you even listening
billy: ⁉️⁉️⁉️
batman: how in the world
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*batman and green lantern arguing during a meeting, with obvious sexual tension in the air*
billy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GL: what the fuck?????
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green arrow: ok, let’s play guess the word, cap, you go first
billy: k
billy: 🐜
GA:
billy: guess the word
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billy: 👨, 👁 🥺🍜👉 now
wonder woman: i speak many languages and this is not one of them
WW: someone please translate
billy, absolutely done /w translating his emoji words: man, i need ramen right now
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billy, frustrated: 🤬🤬🤬
JL:
I can’t get this out of my head now,,,,I’m curious...
-how much thirst traps he’s made and what/who there mostly about
-his following
-the titles of his thirst traps
-there’s probably accounts simping for this dude because of his abs and looks LMAO
-Hal goes grocery shopping one day and a edgy teen and the part time cashier RECOGNIZE HIM IMMEDIATELY
-person: hey are you [account name]?
hal: *doesn’t know what to do*
-Barry finds out and tells the JL/keeps it to himself but gets caught watching a thirst trap by a JL member
-everyone in the JL finds out soon enough
-it starts off with Bruce criticizing Hal’s thirst traps on his burner phone to unknowingly simping for Hal ig
and yeah
hc:hal jordan uploads thirst traps a lot on his instagram and bruce followed him in his private acc
ches and I actually talked a bit about this here, but yeah 100%. hal (and his abs) becomes a bit of a minor internet celebrity and obviously this is a security risk that needs to be monitored. very closely. by bruce. the fact that bruce's brain melts out of his ears every time hal does anything even slightly attractive is irrelevant.
the Batkids attempt to recite the Green Lantern oath from memory, and it goes about as well as you’d think
Headcanon: Everyone just assumes that between Bruce and Hal that Bruce is the disciplinarian and Hal’s just there to look pretty. But one of these men was raised in a strict military family and the other one drove his butler wild with his rich kid shenanigans. So the JL are in for a shock when BruceHal are off-world on a mission and the Bat kids have somehow set 2/3 of the Gotham harbour on fire. Like the water’s on actual fire.
Barry: We’re going to tell Batman!
Batkids: *look at each other and shrug*
Batkids: Weird flex but okay.
Superman: And I guess we should tell Green Lantern as well?
Batkids:…disperse!
Bucky Barnes Bruce Wayne
🤝
Drinking coffee straight out of the coffee pot while watching their boyfriends make breakfast
loving these headcanons!! <3
im adding more:
-kyle would definitely keep a pokemon deck with him at all times
-the lanterns tried to beat minecraft together one time and it failed horribly
-the lanterns are still confused on how simon is the only lantern batman tolorates.
-the alien GLs know more earth songs like “another one bites the dust”, “dont stop me now”, “im still standing”, “toxic”, “wannabe”, “say my name” and "i want it that way” because the GLs just breaks into song EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
-the alien GL’s know vines because sometimes the GLs would quote them. (adding to this, whenever the GL’s mess something up at oa, the aliens nearby collectively say “ADAM”)
-guy has a collection of stickers and gives the stickers to the GLs.
-tai does competitive trampolining
-the guardians had to ban trampolines one time because tai was using them to freaking jump high into the sky in oa, freaking out the GL’s. (adding to this, an alien thought he was the messiah or something)
-during a mission, tai sang “chug jug with you” and “revenge” while he defeated an alien army with john because he’s a meme kid
some random lanternfam headcanons:
all of them have extreme cases of “jet lag” every time they’re on earth since the concept of day & night doesn’t really exist in space
john makes dad jokes. and laughs at his own dad jokes
carol and john are both really good at the deadpan, totally straight-faced kind of sarcasm. the two of them have managed to totally convince kyle that kilowog is actually the king of his planet
(meanwhile kilowog wonders why rayner has started bowing every time they see each other, but he’s not questioning it)
the earth lanterns have randomly broken out into song so often that a lot of the alien GLs now know all the lyrics to Stayin’ Alive
hal and guy have an unspoken competition to eat the grossest alien foods. john is constantly worried for their safety
the other lanterns all have to put up with simon and jessica’s mutual pining and it drives them nuts
(hal and carol have flashbacks to when guy and john were going through the same phase)
sometimes the others will forget that guy used to be a teacher, and then he absentmindedly does something like give them little sticker constructs
carol still eats cheap takeout almost every day but she will absolutely spend her CEO money on buying a billboard near hal’s house just to print “Green Lantern Sucks!” on it
simon learned a bunch of magic tricks for his nephew and is really good at them, especially card tricks. he once saved himself and jess from being arrested by aliens with an impressive sleight-of-hand, and he’s ridiculously proud of that fact
jessica randomly bought a yankee candle for guy because “it made me think of you” and guy had to hold back tears
john plays minecraft, and he’s the kind of guy who makes really elaborate buildings and sculptures and redstone contraptions. he’s an architect, okay? it’s fun
kyle and jess also play minecraft together, but only with a pokemon mod
including earth, guy and john have gotten married on 31 separate planets and counting
Sinestro: *has a blade against Tomar's throat*
Sinestro: just give me a reason!
Hal: 🎶🎼🎵 just a little bit's enough 🎵🎼🎶
Kyle: 🎶🎼🎵 Just a second, we're not broken just bent and we can learn to love again🎵🎼🎶
Guy: 🎶🎼🎵 it's in the stars, it's been written in the scars of our hearts🎵🎼🎶
John: 🎶🎼🎵 we're not broken, just bent and we can learn to love again 🎵🎼🎶
Sinestro:I...what?...WHAT?!
Tomar: Kill me. In the name of our old friendship, kill me NOW
*On an off world mission*
Hal: *Winks* Let’s get astronaughty
Bruce: Seriously?
Hal: Honestly, the only reason I became an intergalactic space cop was to say that
Green Lantern: What if we kissed 😳 in your self-driving Batmobile 🤔 haha jk 😎 unless??? 👉👈
Batman: How did you say those emojis out loud?
batlantern with shapeshifter!hal
Everything is the same except Hal’s a shapeshifter. He can shapeshift into people/change his gender/appearance. He can’t shapeshift into animals yet because he’s still learning (and busy with Lantern stuff).
These scenarios would (most??? not sure) likely happen.
-hal going to a gala uninvited to annoy the shit out of spooky or getting the fancy food.
-hal changing to female!hal for another gala or something, and BRUCE WAYNE COMES UP TO HIM AND FLIRTS WITH HIM. hal immediately runs away once he figures out his secret co-worker is flirting /w him lol
-hal probably changing into oilver one time, and he gets bamboozled by press+people.
Man, Green Lantern and Batman hating each other and Female!Hal and Bruce Wayne borderline flirting+dating (?) each other would make a good identity porn fic.
THE SIZE DIFFERENCE IS TAKING ME OUT
I'm so bored in class rn and I brought these two figures lmaoo
No cuz why is he SO DAMN FINE??
DC vs Vampires Hal Jordan.. one chance. PLEAS-
Been wanting to draw them for a bit.. just a lil self indulgence yk..
I'm still pissed despite knowing damn well my pen would smudge (luckily I keep the before and after photos!^^)
Need more stuff on them.. calling them QuickRing