“Emma, no.”
A book by Julian Blackthorn, co-written by Cristina Rosales, published by Diana Waybrun.
Based on the prequel:
“Jace, no.”
A book by Alexander Lightwood, co-written by Clarissa Fray, published by Isabelle Lightwood.
Based on the prequel:
”Matthew, no.”
A book by James Herondale, co-written by Cordelia Carstairs, published by Lucie Herondale.
Based on the prequel:
”Will, no.”
A book by Jem Carstairs, co-written by Tessa Gray, published by Charlotte Branwell.
@theshadowworlders event 0: chain of gold
“I would not believe you,” said James. “I know what I feel in my own heart.”
Matthew : I’ll try to distract them. You run!
James : no, we’re in this together
Matthew : whew, I’m glad you said that. I’m really not up to noble sacrifices
James: Please tell me I’m imagining that I got drunk and claimed I was the King of All Ducks.
Matthew: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Ducks.
James: Did you miss me?
Matthew: I always miss you. 24/6.
James: Why not 24/7?
Matthew: I worship Oscar Wilde on Sundays.
James: Hey, uh, so I’ve been reviewing this itinerary and I don’t really get it.
James: Are you sure we should release 300 live doves indoors? Won’t that get kind of messy?
Matthew: That’s why we feed them glitter, Jamie.
Airport security: No liquids allowed
Matthew: oh, ok
Matthew: *starts gulping it down*
James: Uhh, Matthew, you don’t have to drink-
Matthew: *dedicated to finishing bottle*
Airport security: You know, usually people just leave the shampoo behind but what do I know…
Matthew, violently shaking: I DON’T UNDERSTAND, I’VE FED THEM, WATERED THEM, WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!
James: Matthew, please put the fertilizer down, you’re scaring us.
James: A-C-D-F-B-G-
Lucie: What are you saying?
James: I’m singing the alphabet
Lucie: That’s not the alphabet-
Matthew from upstairs: YASSS GIRL REMIX