James: A-C-D-F-B-G-
Lucie: What are you saying?
James: I’m singing the alphabet
Lucie: That’s not the alphabet-
Matthew from upstairs: YASSS GIRL REMIX
Cordelia: He is probably thinking about other girls…
Lucie: You never know what’s going through a guys mind.
[Meanwhile]
James: If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself would you ever be able to stand up?
Matthew: Holy shit, bro
Matthew: I don't know where James is, but I can sense that he's ok. It's like we share the same brain.
Lucie: Who has it now?
Lucie: I'm going into the kitchen, want anything?
Matthew: Vodka
Lucie: It's 7 in the morning??
Matthew: ...
Matthew: with toast.
Lucie: He's vanished into thin air. Why is it always the great-looking ones who do that?
Matthew: I'm making an effort not to be insulted.
Lucie: I mean... men.
Matthew: Okay, thanks, that really helped...
Lucie: There was a guy I liked...
Matthew: I'm the guy.
Lucie: You're not the guy.
Matthew: You call me "sweety" all the time.
Lucie: I call everyone sweety.
Matthew: ...
Lucie: ...
Matthew: You tramp!