Hogwarts - Blog Posts
House Vines
Hufflepuff: You have a beautiful smile.
Ravenclaw: Thank you...You’re not that handsome.
Hufflepuff: Wow.
Hufflepuff: Thanks!
House Vines
Slytherin: I’m over with this dumbass school with all these fake ass bitches-
Ravenclaw: *waving* Hey.
Slytherin: *In a sweet voice* Hey!
Slytherin: *under breath* Fucking bitch.
House Vines
Gryffindor: I’m not gonna convresate with you. I’m not gonna invest time-
Slytherin: *stirring tea* I think it’s converse.
Gryffindor: Huh?
Slytherin: Just say talk. *sips tea*
House Vines
Gryffindor: *plays flute*
Hufflepuff: Look! It’s a snake charmer!
Gryffindor: Ey yo snake!
Slytherin: *pauses and whips around*
Gryffindor: You cute as hell.
Slytherin: *blushes* Ssssstop.
House Vines
Hufflepuff: Well I wanna see a manager.
Ravenclaw: Well, I am the manager and uh-I can’t give you the display bagel; it’s not real.
Hufflepuff: Test It.
Ravenclaw: No.
House Vines
Voldemort: I don’t understand why you’re mad at me.
Harry: You killed my mom!
Voldemort: Yeah, but then I said “April fools”
Harry: *laughing* Dude!
Voldemort: *also laughing* I got you good!
Harry: You did!
House Vines
Gryffindor: *holding a “Yuleball?” Sign*
Hufflepuff: Oh! Oh my god! Yes!
Gryffindor: N-no! Tell Ravenclaw!
Hufflepuff: Okay. *whips around to where raven claw is sitting*
Hufflepuff: Ravenclaw! I’m going to the Yuleball with your boyfriend Gryffindor!
House Vines
Gryffindor: When you drink too much orange juice-
Slytherin: Hey I’m looking for Ravenclaw.
Gryffindor:...I don’t know who Ravenclaw is-
Ravenclaw: That’s me. Hey Slytherin!
Gryffindor:
Slytherin: Hey man, what’s up?
Ravenclaw: Just hanging out.
House Vines
Hufflepuff: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy...and my heart is severely damaged.
Hufflepuff:...
Hufflepuff: So Slytherin if you’re out there-
House Vines
Slytherin: *looking up* Yeah, so he broke up with me.
Ravenclaw: Why are you looking up?
Slytherin: I NeEd TO CrY, But mY FOunDaTIon coSTeD 48 DOLLARS!
House Vines
Ravenclaw: Now that I’ve explained the answer for 10 minuets, do you understand the problem Gryffindor?
Gryffindor: Yes.
Ravenclaw: Are you lying to me?
Gryffindor: *tears in eyes* YeS.
House Vines
Hufflepuff: *peace sign* What’s up guys? Just wanted to give you an update.
Hufflepuff: Ummm...My worms are back.
Hufflepuff:
Hufflepuff: Yikes!
House Vines
Ravenclaw: *holds up hermonica* You play it, you get 100 million dollars, but a 100 million people will die.
Slytherin: *plays hermonica aggressively*
Hufflepuff: Slytherin No!
House Vines
Ravenclaw: *looking out the window, watching the raindrops fall* So what do you think about space travel?
Ravenclaw’s pet: *makes small noise*
Ravenclaw: I don’t speak Spanish, sorry.
House Vines
Muggle born Gryffindor: My mom said if I don’t get my grades up, she’s not gonna let me get my tetanus shot next year.
Hufflepuff: That’s weird..what are you gonna do?
Muggle born Gryffindor: Fucking study I guess.
House vines
Hufflepuff: Hey, can everybody leave the kitchen while I get my fourth pudding cup?
Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor:...
Hufflepuff: *a little quieter* I just don’t want you guys to know I’ve...had four pudding cups...
House Shenanigans
Gryffindor: Oh shut up, you know you love me.
Slytherin:
House Shenanigans
Gryffindor: *stands .0001 millimeters outside of Slytherin common room entryway*
Slytherin: *looks up from couch* Get out of my room!
Gryffindor: *smiles smugly* I’m not in your room~
Slytherin:
Gryffindor:
Slytherin: Do you have a death wish?
House Shenanigans
*Gryffindor sitting on the opposite side of the desk from Ravenclaw, Slytherin, and Hufflepuff*
Ravenclaw: *reading Gryffindor’s resume* Says here you’re proficient at fighting ghost?
Gryffindor: *feet kicked up. Arms behind head* Yeah.
Slytherin: *looking over Ravenclaw’s shoulder* But...*looking up* This place isn’t haunted.
Gryffindor: *finger guns* You’re welcome.
Ravenclaw and Slytherin: *looks directly at the camera like Ben from Parks and rec*
Hufflepuff: Holy shit!
Based off of your mphfpc dr , what do you think everyone’s Hogwarts house would be?
Eeek!!! I love this question! Thank you for asking :D
Miss Peregrine - most definitely a Ravenclaw (most ymbrynes are, or Hufflepuff)
Bentham - Ravenclaw
Caul - Slytherin
Jacob - Gryffindor
Ricky - Slytherin
Noor - Gryffindor
Lilly - Hufflepuff
Millard - Ravenclaw
Emma - Gryffindor
Enoch - Slytherin
Horace - Ravenclaw
Claire - Hufflepuff
Olive - Hufflepuff
Bronwyn - Hufflepuff
Sharon - Slytherin
Addison - Ravenclaw
Eleanor (myself) - Hufflepuff
These are the main people who came to mind but if you have any specific people you would want to know I'd be happy to answer!
A new story I'm working on.
(came to me in a dream..)
Beyond Time: The Shadow Trio's Adventure
(I made the art with ai sadly I can't draw that good 🤣 I wish I could but I did add the lights on the wands)
Y/n potter, Sebastian shallow, and Ominis Grant are sent into the future to help harry Potter defeat Voldemort.
Into the wizarding world (Hogwarts x aware reader)
just a normal day or so I thought
Hogwarts x aware! Reader.
(my own idea! Hogwarts characters belong to rightful owners!)
Y/n sighed as she just finished binge watching the entire harry Potter series for the thousandth time. A yawn filled the quiet room as y/n began to lay down on her bed, y/n felt her eyes grow heavy and soon she fell asleep to the sound of her fan and the show coming from her tv. As y/n fell into deep sleep she could feel air blowing around her body it felt colder than usual but she just shrugged it off and fell asleep.
Twisted wonderland x Hogwarts reader
(picture I made but Hogwarts legacy picture and twisted wonderland castle belongs to rightful owner)
The last thing I remember was an explosion in potions class and now I were waking up with a talking monster cat trying to get my clothes. A crow looking old man fussing about the monster cat running around and making everything catch on fire,
Then a mirror saying it saw no magic within me, but luckily I still had my wand but because I have no idea where I was I'll let them believe what the minor says even if it lies.
/ First years + Grim finding out you have magic/
Grim has known since the first night y'all met. Right after the old crow left, and the ghost showed up you helped him fight them then repaired a bedroom with Reparo Grim looked at you "But I thought you had no magic!" Grim was surprised but then smiled evily "Don't tell anyone or I'll turn you into a barrel and throw you off a cliff or I'll throw you at that crow" you threatened the cat who agreed in fear. But he never spilled your secret mainly because he started to respect you after awhile.
Ace and Deuce found out at the same time in the cave with the miner overblot they where about to be hit when you casted Accio and they flew back to your side. Ace and Deuce didn't ask anything but started to fight the monster alongside you. Then once y'all where on the way back to the college ace grabbed your shoulders and started to shake you "You have magic?! But the mirror said you didn't!" Ace asked as Deuce nodded along with him "the mirror lied?" You said trying not to throw up. Ace stopped shaking you "Why didn't you say anything?" Deuce asked "Because it's fun to prove people wrong" you said shrugging.
Jack and everyone else in savanaclaw found out at the same time as well after when leona overbloted you where able to beat the scarp out of him with your magic while saving the other students as well. Savanaclaw students know not to mess with you but every now and again some will ask to train with you. Leona will have his pride cracked that he was taken down by someone who was supposed to be magicless but he respects you, ruggie will be your best friend when you Accio him a donut. Jack won't say it out loud but likes when you help him with his cactus.
Epel found out when you used lumos to find your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night. He looked at you in shock "I'll explain later" you say tiredly walking past him into the bathroom.
Ortho found out when him and his brother overbloted and you stuck them with lightning because you were ticked about grim being taken.
Sebek found when you took his book at him cause he called you a useless human. Once the book was out of his had you made him levitate and float while he screamed to put him down. Ps you didn't put him down until he apologized to you.