Horde Prime - Blog Posts
Guys something happened and im back on my she ra nonsense. Help all my recent tabs are tma fanfic i need to go deep in my bookmarks to pull out the she ra stuff and follow a ton of she ra posters bc its been like two years since i was substantially aware of she ra BUT THE HYPERFIX IS COMING BACK I CAN FEEL IT AAAAGH
Its 12:44 am and i’m going to write all my thoughts and theories and you are going to enjoy them
1. Beast island is actually sentient and the reason it makes that signal is because it’s achingly lonely and doesn’t want its new friends (anyone who comes to the island) to leave. Little does it know it’s forcing its depression upon everyone that visits
2. Etheria and Eternia are actually twin planets, the First Ones are humans, and Eternia is far-future Earth (idk, Earth got a neighbour and then we colonized it? Sure sounds like humans to me). This explains why the First Ones’ language is made up of English phonemes and includes English words, and why Adora looks human.
3. Horde Prime used to be an Eternian, a very long time ago. His current form is the result of hundreds of years of incredibly vain genetic engineering and experimenting. He still isn’t fully pleased with his appearance and tweaks his clones every generation in an attempt to find “purity”.
4. Hordak’s “defect” is a result of this tweaking. Imagine inbreeding, except it’s one guy who keeps turning random genes on and off and switching out base pairs to see if it’ll make him prettier. Turns out there were some nasty genetic surprises in Hordak’s version of the code. As with any other clone that had such genetic conditions, Prime tossed him out in the next major fleet movement without running any analyses first. Running an analysis would force him to confront the fact that he (gasp) made an error!
5. The “general” thing wasn’t actually complete bs. Prime threatening to take Catra’s body as his own, was. See, Prime really wants to be this one perfect thing. Why would he waste time being a cat when he could be perfect? He has a special line of “generals” whose sole purpose is to house his mind. They have two additional eyes, the ability to grow those weird chin/cheek spikes, and the capacity to be much taller (all hidden unless he gives them specific hormones in preparation for inhabiting them). All this to say: Hordak might just wake up with four eyes open one day and promptly freak himself (and everyone else) out.
6. Entrapta has been in the center of a lot of explosions (esepcially when she was a teenager and hadn’t figured out the right balance of “pursue knowledge” to “lab safety” yet) and has replaced a startling amount of her body with prosthetics covered in a synthetic skin.
7. Hordak’s body wasn’t repaired by Prime in season 5. Prime just injected him with a bunch of painkillers (not enough to not be in pain, but enough to function) and covered up the arm holes. About an hour after the finale, the painkillers wear off and Hordak all but collapses. Having a chronic muscle/joint condition + being electrocuted + being possessed hurts. Man, he really went through it, didn’t he?
8. Based on Wrong Hordak, it’s going to be… really hard for the clones to get used to being outside of the hivemind. They will form cults. They will make new pieces of technology that will mimic the hivemind. They’ll scrounge for the chips and try to implant them in each other. They will find and beg (or threaten) Entrapta and Hordak to put back the hivemind. Hopefully people will have enough compassion for them to help them get used to being individuals.
9. All Eternians have the capacity to activate the Sword of Protection and become She-Ra (or gender-correlated equivalent). Horde Prime is, initially, Eternian, based on the other headcanons here, so he hypothetically could. Any clone could. Hordak could.
Wow! I forgot about some of these headcanons! This was pretty neat. Hope you guys like em too. Also I haven’t watched canon in like a year so there might be some inaccuracies, but at some point I figured that holding onto the thoughts until I rewatched canon just wasn’t worth it. And lo and behold now you can see all my random thoughts too!
Live, laugh, love for Horde Prime and no crippling doubt eating out your soul 🙏
Micah & Horde Prime
20 Two Sentence “She-Ra: Princesses of Power” Horror Stories in Rhyme
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She-Ra, the Princess of Power, fighting for the Honor of Grayskull in full One day, Grayskull did not feel honored enough by She-Ra and they turned her into a skull.
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2. Adora had been raised as a child soldier and was one during her teenage years The resulting PTSD was the reason she gave in her goodbye letter with many tears. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
3. Glimmer, Queen of Bright Moon, mistress of teleportation. She teleported all her friends at once, but they never appeared again in any location.
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4. Bow was able to hit anything with his arrows, even on a draw Catra learned this as one arrow hit her in the eye, for Queen Angella
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Swift Wind, loyal, boisterous, he was a loyal steed and good at acceleration
As he flew very high up, he learned that way up there is no air, only suffocation
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6. Queen Angella, to rescue Etheria she vanished into an unknown domain The experience changed her into a being that didn’t hesitate to bring Etheria only Bane. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
7. The Flora was the domain of Perfuma, her pride and joy the most To keep her plants healthy, she turned her friends and foes into compost
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8. Mermista, Lady of the Water, loved the sea despite the sarcastic appearing Raising the sea level made her supreme and the victims were every land being
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9. Frosta, first time seen serious, second time a hyperactive ball of happy force Nobody knew that Frosta’s corpse was laying in an unknown ice gorge
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Captain Sea Hawk, there is no adventure too daring for him Ramming Dagon with a flaming ship cost him life and limb ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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Hordak, Leader of the Horde, Conqueror and Warlord, sought to be worthy At the end of a long brutal war, his head became She-Ra’s greatest trophy.
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Catra, consumed by wrath, madness and self-loathing, brought calamity
Yet she tried to present the destruction of Etheria as a victory
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Scorpia, the loveliest, the friendliest and least aggressive in the Horde As Catra finally broke her, she broke Catra in two like a gory board
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Entrapta, her hair so powerful, long, nimble and she used it smart As it got entangled in gears, it tore her skull apart
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Kyle, the biggest butt-monkey in the Horde, all made fun of him As they all lay dead because he poisoned their food it wasn’t done on a brim
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Shadow Weaver, weaving Shadows, to devour the unworthy As the shadows finally decided to devour her, they showed no mercy
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Madame Razz, being able to see time non-linearly was her specialty Seeing how inferno destroyed Etheria a billion times drove her to insanity
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Light Hope, her goal was to cleanse the natives from Etheria But she got a Virus which was the digital equivalent to Lepra
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Double Trouble, tricking, deceiving and disguising were his masteries One day, the people had enough and ruptured all his arteries
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20.
Horde Prime wanted everything to be himself
He managed so, which is the scary thing in itself
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