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Random Rhymes #1
Axolotls are cute because they wear baby suit
The limerick ghost chose to haunt me Now near-perfect rhymes and lines daunt me I hoped rhyme dispersal Would spark curse reversal But freedom continues to taunt me - Mod M
He tells me his wife died, but she shouldn’t have Yet he doubts foul play. He asks, “whom could’ve pulled off something like this—” Interrupting, I hiss, “Mind your grammar, I think you mean ‘whomst’d’ve’” - Mod M
I’d like to compose off the cuff But limericks are sadly too tough Perfecting the timing And planning good rhyming Is already tricky enough - Mod M
20 Two Sentence “She-Ra: Princesses of Power” Horror Stories in Rhyme
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She-Ra, the Princess of Power, fighting for the Honor of Grayskull in full One day, Grayskull did not feel honored enough by She-Ra and they turned her into a skull.
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2. Adora had been raised as a child soldier and was one during her teenage years The resulting PTSD was the reason she gave in her goodbye letter with many tears. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
3. Glimmer, Queen of Bright Moon, mistress of teleportation. She teleported all her friends at once, but they never appeared again in any location.
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4. Bow was able to hit anything with his arrows, even on a draw Catra learned this as one arrow hit her in the eye, for Queen Angella
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Swift Wind, loyal, boisterous, he was a loyal steed and good at acceleration
As he flew very high up, he learned that way up there is no air, only suffocation
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6. Queen Angella, to rescue Etheria she vanished into an unknown domain The experience changed her into a being that didn’t hesitate to bring Etheria only Bane. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
7. The Flora was the domain of Perfuma, her pride and joy the most To keep her plants healthy, she turned her friends and foes into compost
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8. Mermista, Lady of the Water, loved the sea despite the sarcastic appearing Raising the sea level made her supreme and the victims were every land being
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9. Frosta, first time seen serious, second time a hyperactive ball of happy force Nobody knew that Frosta’s corpse was laying in an unknown ice gorge
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Captain Sea Hawk, there is no adventure too daring for him Ramming Dagon with a flaming ship cost him life and limb ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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Hordak, Leader of the Horde, Conqueror and Warlord, sought to be worthy At the end of a long brutal war, his head became She-Ra’s greatest trophy.
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Catra, consumed by wrath, madness and self-loathing, brought calamity
Yet she tried to present the destruction of Etheria as a victory
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Scorpia, the loveliest, the friendliest and least aggressive in the Horde As Catra finally broke her, she broke Catra in two like a gory board
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Entrapta, her hair so powerful, long, nimble and she used it smart As it got entangled in gears, it tore her skull apart
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Kyle, the biggest butt-monkey in the Horde, all made fun of him As they all lay dead because he poisoned their food it wasn’t done on a brim
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Shadow Weaver, weaving Shadows, to devour the unworthy As the shadows finally decided to devour her, they showed no mercy
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Madame Razz, being able to see time non-linearly was her specialty Seeing how inferno destroyed Etheria a billion times drove her to insanity
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Light Hope, her goal was to cleanse the natives from Etheria But she got a Virus which was the digital equivalent to Lepra
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Double Trouble, tricking, deceiving and disguising were his masteries One day, the people had enough and ruptured all his arteries
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20.
Horde Prime wanted everything to be himself
He managed so, which is the scary thing in itself
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My Girl
She sat emotionless in the bed. The people around her were Vultures, although she was Okay with that, and didn't dread.
Deadly
She sat emotionless in the white room, As the vultures with the cure Preyed upon her between her legs. Eyes closed, she imagined doom.
Deadly
She sat in a bright room; mind twirling. There were others like her in That bright room, recovering, knowing Well their souls were swirling.
Deadly
She sat in the car; a shell. Watching the world pass by She thought to herself, When she would be going to Hell.
Deadly.
Sinner.
No Regrets.
