House Md - Blog Posts
because i am such a completely normal average not insane whatsoever house viewer i’ve dedicated the entire day the past two days to making as many of these hako puppets as i could find while i finish off the series
they can now watch with me hehehe
house is a girl you have to take care of her
I cannot for the life of me finish this godforsaken animation anyways enjoy
House md video game ideas
Tw for overdose, vomit, drugs and cw for a hell of a lot of eyestrain
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Little concept animations
House and wilson sketchdump perchance
I'm in a weird in-between faze where I haven't really picked a fandom to hyperfixate on for the next few months, so I'm sort of just smashing them all together and hoping something works.
I have this huge AU that will probably never be written, and it's also my brain being wack.
Me explaining a very intricate fact about a show to someone like I don't have an insane level obsession with it.
DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) // HOUSE M.D. (2004-2012)
I just wanna know if I'm not the only Lesbian who does this. But when entering a fandom, do you ever just get insanely attached to a male character/s, and you get really confused about your sexuality but you know that irl you'd never be with a guy ever.
I'm sorry. I don't know if I'm just not far enough into House (because I'm only up to season 4 but have seen so many spoilers it feels like I've seen it all). But James Wilson will never be able to fight the Neil Perry allegations when it literally says he was formerly an actor on his Wikipedia page like hello.
I've been thinking about this for a while, mostly because I went from the House MD fandom back into the Harry Potter fandom.
So I have really been thinking about Wilson in the Harry Potter universe. Specifically him being apart of the Marauders.
He would be a Muggle born wizard who somehow knew more than the entire student body combined. Was sorted into Gryffindor.
He was that person that was incredibly kind and sweet to all, was on first names bases with everyone.
Was the type to get away with everything, like this dude received the most detention slips out of anyone for being out of bed past curfew, but didn't attend a single one and never got called out on it.
Made friends with the House elves and that's how he learned to become such a fantastic cook. His specialty was chocolate cake and them pancakes. (You all know the ones)
Was the first person to befriend Remus and figue out he was a werewolf. Gave him his love for chocolate.
(I don't know if animagi and patronus' can be different but for this they can be but are usually the same.) (Also, also I just have to make dead poets society references. And I love the stories where Neil and Wilson are the same person.)
His animagus form is a brown peregrine falcon, his nickname being Perry or Peregrine. His patronus is a brown bear. (Because generally, he's cute and sweet, but can hurt you if provoked.)
Isn't someone who got made at anyone, would get annoyed and irritated at times but never mad. (Was the middle ground for the fifth year incident that I personally refuse to acknowledge.)
The "James" for Harry's middle name was for both Wilson and Potter, though no one was told otherwise.
He was made Neville's godfather, but Neville's grandmother refused to acknowledge that Wilson was a part of the family.
Dislikes Dumbledore, blames him for all the too young lives lost in the first wizarding war.
Told Remus about the change in secret keeper, and that he should also probably go into hiding for the time being.
(Not even 2 days after the Potter incident, the entire suburb that Remus and Sirius had been living in was all burnt down by Death Eaters.)
Was there when Sirius tracked down Pettigrew. He arrived late and turned everyone around, away from the scene before he approached. So no one actually saw him, only Sirius. Something that Wilson deeply regrets.
Tried to fight for Harry and Sirius, with Remus, but no one was going to believe or trust a werewolf and a wizard who was planning on leaving the wizarding world after the war. Especially since there was no proof that Pettigrew was alive.
Moved to America shortly after the funeral. He swore he would never come back.
Remus and Sirius asked him to come back, and he does, because he'd just had his first proper fight with House and seeing old friends could do him good.
He shows up in order of the phoenix as the new professor for defence against the dark arts. (Umbridge is just there, you know)
Umbridge is the first person that Wilson finds himself genuinely hating.
He gets sacked along with Trelawney, but Dumbledore does the whole they don't have to leave the grounds thing. Umbridge becomes the DADA professor from there.
When Bellatrix escapes Azkaban, Wilson builds up the courage to tell Neville about being his godfather, who promptly breaks down.
Wilson helps Harry teach Dumbledore's Army. And does cool, stylish escape by turning into his animagus form, just before Dumbledore does the thing with the phoenix.
In half blood prince, he returns as a guidance counsellor (lord knows Hogwarts needs one). He is genuinely happy for Snape for getting the position he always wanted.
After the battle of Hogwarts, Harry found Wilson standing in front of Remus' body, just staring with tears running down his face. Harry gave him a hug and all Wilson said was,
"I'm the only one left now."
I’m starting watching House MD and holy fuck all of you were not joking about how fucking gay these doctors are.
The first Christmas episode????? Wilson casually saying that he’d pick spending Christmas with House over his wife holy shit that poor woman.
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just started s6 of house md why tf is the psych ward ran by the gay police cheriff from brooklyn 99 and house's roommate is lin manuel fucking miranda in a jesse pinkman halloween costume
it just got to a completely different scale bc beside the actress of the psychopath woman in house md and literal lucifer from spn THERE'S MR SCOTT FROM BLACK SAILS AND HE PLAYS IN MY FAVORITE EPISODE (6×12)
has everyone ever in the us played in criminal minds or what. i just found out bobby from supernatural plays the texas sheriff in 3x7
so i went from black sails brainrot to further watching house md bc i found out where i stopped last time and. and there it is again. you sound exactly like him? more like you're sleeping with me
chase in chuks
i have screenshotted every james wilson scene so psychotically that if you scroll through my camera roll sometimes it looks like a video
drawings from yesterday Lol!
THE WAY THAT THIS MIGHT AS WELL BE AN ACTUAL EPISODE IS SO FUNNY LMAO
if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.
my first reaction was 'oh! this is about house's addiction! wdym we must never stop cleaning house?' is this a sign to stop my 7th rewatch or am I too far gone? hmm
the house will never be truly clean. and yet we must never stop cleaning the house
house might be an asshole to everyone but to wilson, he's just greg and he will never not have wilson's back (even it's in his own fucked up way)
the episode 'Wilson' is sooo interesting because it's from wilson's perspective which means we only see house when he's interacting with wilson and he's! helpful! he's genuine. he's sincere. he's vulnerable. he's still an ass, but when it's weighed against house 1) trying to help wilson with his case 2) trying to keep wilson from getting hurt 3) running around the hospital on the hunt for a donor for wilson's patient ignoring his own case 4) admitting without wilson he'd be alone, a moment that catches the both of them by surprise by house's honesty and vulnerability 5) sticking by wilson's side post surgery making him laugh and keeping him in high spirits.
like.
house is a Grad A asshole, but with wilson??? from wilson's perspective?? he's sweet and protective and he is still prickly and terrible, but he's a good friend.
"I lied. I don't wanna be in pain, I don't want to be miserable. And I don't want him to hate me..."
"Well, you can't always get what you want."
the absolute desperation, misery in his eyes, the way his voice cracks is just so soul-crushing that no matter how many times I've seen it, I still sob every time. I was gonna skip this ep bc it hurts too much but I just couldn't.
oh house...
