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How Civil War Started...
Steve: Tony! You want to hear a joke?
Tony: N-
Steve: How much did it cost to kill your parents?
Tony: ...
Steve: A Buck...
Everyone: 👁👄👁
Steve & Bucky:
APPRECIATION POST FOR OUR MARVEL MEN
I died...
Quotes from Thor Ragnarok pt.2
Thor: You must be Hela. I’m Thor Odinson.
Hela: You don’t look like him!
Loki: Prehaps we can come to an arrangement?
Hela: You sound like him.
Loki: I’ve never met this man in my life!
Thor: He’s my brother!
Loki: Adopted.
Thor: YESSS
(Turns to the grand master)
Thor: We know each other! He’s a friend from work!
Thor: What’s wrong with you? You’re making me look bad. I told them we were friends from work!
Banner: (Points to his head) Biggest muscle in the body.
Thor: (analyzes his body) I have big muscles everywhere so we’re good!
Val: This team of yours, has it got a name?
Thor: Yeah,it’s called…the Revengers!
Val: Revengers?
Thor: Yeah because I’m getting revenge, you’re getting revenge and Banner is…?
Banner: I’ll get something!
Thor: (drags Loki) SOMEBODY! PLEASE GET HELP! MY BROTHERS DYING!
(Proceeds to throw Loki)
Thor: HaHa! Works every time!
Loki: You guys look like you’re in desperate need for leadership!
Korg: Thank you!
Loki: Hit her with your lightning!
Thor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning strike in the history of lightnings and she’s still ALIVE!
Thor: HULK! YOU MORON! STOP!
(Hulk gets thrown back)
Thor: You IDIOT! Stop smashing for once!
Hulk: Big monster, Hulk smash.
Quotes from Thor Ragnarok
Thor: Hold on! Let me come around! I swear I’m not even moving! I feel like we were connecting there!
Loki: I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES!
Thor: Loki’s alive, can you believe it? He’s up there! LOKI! LOOK WHO IT IS?
(Sees Hulk)
Loki: I need to get off this planet!
Loki: YES! THATS HOW IT FEELS!
Thor: Hulk in a hot tub.
(Hulk gets out)
Thor: OH! That’s naked! Now it’s in my head.
Thor to Hulk: I prefer you more than Banner. He’s like numbers and blah blah blah
Thor to Banner: I prefer you more than Hulk. He’s like URGHHHHH
Loki: Surprise!
(Throws a bottle)
Loki: OW!
Thor: Just checking!
Val: He tried to kill me!
Hulk: same.
Thor: Me too! When I was 8, I saw a snake and Loki knows I love snakes. I picked it up and held it, until Loki transformed back and stabbed me😬
Thor: Its great! It works every time!
Loki: ITS EMBARRASSING!
What's the common thing among marvel fans except for their undying love for marvel?
Their hatred for Thanos.
Mr. Josh Brolin did a great job with the character Thanos and making him a great villian. But we can't deny that Thanos murdered some of our favourite characters.
Reblog this if you agree with me.
they were so funny in ragnarok
Today's Board Game With My Dad: Marvel Zombies, Heroes Resistance.
We barely survived fighting against the hordes on this one. Actually had to reshuffle the Zombie Deck because so many zombies spawned on us (including every Zombie Hero). Luckily, Spider-Man, Vision, Wasp, and Hulk lived to see another day.
I got so excited when CMON announced this game from their Zombicide line-up. Maybe some day, I can get the full Marvel Zombies base game as well as the expansions (Clash of the Sinister Six and Guardians of the Galaxy seem the coolest). Hopefully, I can share more board game stuff in the future.
Me gifting a human survivor a cheeseburger from the spectator’s screen after using the teleporter to save myself.
Day 10/365: The Incredible Hulk, who has watched Endgame?
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it was just fun to my style art looks so better as well
One of the movies of 2017
The last avenger
"she's such a freak. We still don't trust you". Hulk growled. It had been a good 4 years working alongside the avengers. And Every time you did something helpful for the avengers hulk's words echoed through your mind like a curse. You were the last avenger that could possibly save the world but no one believed it. So one day you decided to show them your true powers. A week passed and the worst fight against Thanos and the avengers took place. Everyone chose their fight carefully and fairly but seeing Thanos about to rid the world of iron man set you off and you snapped. Setting a glaze wave of icy frost across the open field. "NOOOOO"!!!!! you shouted with blue icy eyes. Hulk caught sight and the eye contact and slight head nod was more than enough to make him understand you really were the last avenger.