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Quotes from Thor Ragnarok pt.2
Thor: You must be Hela. I’m Thor Odinson.
Hela: You don’t look like him!
Loki: Prehaps we can come to an arrangement?
Hela: You sound like him.
Loki: I’ve never met this man in my life!
Thor: He’s my brother!
Loki: Adopted.
Thor: YESSS
(Turns to the grand master)
Thor: We know each other! He’s a friend from work!
Thor: What’s wrong with you? You’re making me look bad. I told them we were friends from work!
Banner: (Points to his head) Biggest muscle in the body.
Thor: (analyzes his body) I have big muscles everywhere so we’re good!
Val: This team of yours, has it got a name?
Thor: Yeah,it’s called…the Revengers!
Val: Revengers?
Thor: Yeah because I’m getting revenge, you’re getting revenge and Banner is…?
Banner: I’ll get something!
Thor: (drags Loki) SOMEBODY! PLEASE GET HELP! MY BROTHERS DYING!
(Proceeds to throw Loki)
Thor: HaHa! Works every time!
Loki: You guys look like you’re in desperate need for leadership!
Korg: Thank you!
Loki: Hit her with your lightning!
Thor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning strike in the history of lightnings and she’s still ALIVE!
Thor: HULK! YOU MORON! STOP!
(Hulk gets thrown back)
Thor: You IDIOT! Stop smashing for once!
Hulk: Big monster, Hulk smash.
Quotes from Thor Ragnarok
Thor: Hold on! Let me come around! I swear I’m not even moving! I feel like we were connecting there!
Loki: I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES!
Thor: Loki’s alive, can you believe it? He’s up there! LOKI! LOOK WHO IT IS?
(Sees Hulk)
Loki: I need to get off this planet!
Loki: YES! THATS HOW IT FEELS!
Thor: Hulk in a hot tub.
(Hulk gets out)
Thor: OH! That’s naked! Now it’s in my head.
Thor to Hulk: I prefer you more than Banner. He’s like numbers and blah blah blah
Thor to Banner: I prefer you more than Hulk. He’s like URGHHHHH
Loki: Surprise!
(Throws a bottle)
Loki: OW!
Thor: Just checking!
Val: He tried to kill me!
Hulk: same.
Thor: Me too! When I was 8, I saw a snake and Loki knows I love snakes. I picked it up and held it, until Loki transformed back and stabbed me😬
Thor: Its great! It works every time!
Loki: ITS EMBARRASSING!