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*playing brawlhalla*

Norway 🇳🇴: *Sends Den flying off the map*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Haha I made it back without dying, you really thought you did something there didn’t you?

Iceland 🇮🇸: *Attacks Den from behind and KO’s him*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Ah, but you actually did do something

Norway 🇳🇴: What the fuck did I just witness

Denmark 🇩🇰: My murder 😔

Iceland 🇮🇸:

*playing fall guys*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Move, you pineapple bitch!

Norway 🇳🇴: Hey, only I can talk about Denmark like that >:(

Denmark 🇩🇰:

*playing fall guys*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Omg there’s giant fists, I don’t wanna get fisted

Norway 🇳🇴: No, we don’t want any fisting

Denmark 🇩🇰: Not right now anyway, save that for later ;)

Norway 🇳🇴:

*playing phasmophobia*

Norway 🇳🇴: Are you just gonna stand at the top of the stairs waiting?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Yea cause I want it to hunt.

Norway 🇳🇴: welp imma just wait till that door closes.

*one minute later*

*flashlight starts flashing*

Norway 🇳🇴: here it comes..

Denmark 🇩🇰: *not paying attention and dissociating*

Norway 🇳🇴:HE IS RIGHT THERE HE IS IN FRONT OF U, FUCKING RUN-

Denmark 🇩🇰: OH NO- *dies*

Norway 🇳🇴: I.. *sigh*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I don't want to talk about it.

Iceland 🇮🇸: it truly is an impressive pose you "gracefully" died in.

Denmark 🇩🇰: T_T

Best gamer?

Kinda depends on the game genre!

Den is best at action games and whatever genre fall guys is (apparently it’s battle royale), Nor is best at survival and puzzle games, Ice is best at platformers, Sve is best at adventure/survival games, and me? Well, I’m a slut for horror :P

-Fin 🇫🇮

Favourite Games?

Idk if you meant Nordics or admins so you’re getting both :P Here’s our top 3s:

Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys, human fall flat, overcooked 2

Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica, portal 2, minecraft

Iceland 🇮🇸: Mario kart, fall guys, human fall flat

Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft, the sims, overcooked 2

Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia, at dead of night, minecraft

Lizard🦎: Phasmophobia, subnautica, overcooked 2

Cereal 🥣: Valorant, Stardew, Phasmo, and honestly any game I play with lizard <3 

Ya'll drink? If so how much does it take for you to get wasted?

Oh yeah, of course ;)

Finland - easily has the highest alcohol tolerance, takes A LOT (and I mean A LOT) to get him wasted. Do not let him near objects that could be potentially harmful because he will accidentally on purpose kill a man while drunk.

Denmark - close second to Fin, also takes a lot to get him wasted but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t spend most of his life wasted anyway. Imagine his personality but x10 when he’s drunk (he might also spontaneously start crying for no apparent reason)

Sweden - also pretty good tolerance, but not as good as Den or Fin. Doesn’t get wasted often but when he does, it really is a sight to see - he’s super giggly when he’s drunk

Norway - again, pretty good tolerance, similar to Sve, but is definitely more willing to get completely wasted than him. Gets very clingy and affectionate when drunk, Denmark does not complain about this.

Iceland - a baby. Zero tolerance for alcohol. Rarely ever drinks, he’s not particularly interested in getting wasted anyway because he’s seen what the rest of the Nordics are like and he doesn’t want to embarrass himself like that. He did, however, get drunk once, and you can bet your ass Den and Nor still have a million photos and videos from that occasion.

How Gay Are You????

Denmark 🇩🇰: About 95%

Norway 🇳🇴: 110%

Iceland 🇮🇸: 0% gay, 0% straight, 100% aroace babey 😎

Finland 🇫🇮: a solid 80%

Sweden 🇸🇪: 91827383682729172726286473%

So... I got drunk and decided to attempt to do the asylum map in phasmophobia... On my own :) As you can see, it went REALLY well :) -Den 🇩🇰

I just want one day we’re we aren’t mistaken for each other okay????? We look completely different !-🇦🇽

I-

You do realise it was you that was the confused one, right? 😳

-Den 🇩🇰

What's everyone's favorite breakfast food? I had chicken nuggets for breakfast 😌

Denmark 🇩🇰: Is beer a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: No.

Finland 🇫🇮: Is vodka a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO

Iceland 🇮🇸: Is a single green bean a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO- WTF ARE YOU OKAY???

Sweden 🇸🇪: Is toast a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO- oh wait no it is, never mind, thank you for being normal

Sweden 🇸🇪: :)

I've got two hands... So... Imagine if I held hands with one of you😳... Jkjk... Unless?

-NZ

Denmark 🇩🇰: OMG I HAVE HANDS TOO 😳😳😳😳😳

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Bonus points if it includes Denmark lol.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Got in a car with Denmark at the wheel

Sweden 🇸🇪: Trusted Denmark to look after Sealand for 15 minutes

Finland 🇫🇮: Fought a bear with Denmark and had to drag him away before he got eaten alive

Norway 🇳🇴: Denmark.

Denmark 🇩🇰: Rude.

Denmark 🇩🇰: Anyway, one time I got angry at a fridge and kicked it and broke my toe

Denmark, try some Tesco spaghetti😳

I’d rather die, thank you

-Den 🇩🇰

for context: 

Do you all have ear piercings?? :0

*playing phasmophobia*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Look I threw the UV light and it landed upright

Norway 🇳🇴: Dildo light

Denmark 🇩🇰: Should i ride it?

Norway 🇳🇴: EWWWWWWWWW

Denmark 🇩🇰:

Norway 🇳🇴:

Norway 🇳🇴: Do it

*playing mario kart, specifically dragon driftway*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh god my mind doesn’t think in this many dimensions

Iceland 🇮🇸: Clearly your brain is only 2D

Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m just a 2D kinda guy 😎

*playing mario kart*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m so good at this game I never lose

Sweden 🇸🇪: You seem to be losing a lot for someone who never loses

So basically, we were left to “babysit” Åland, who has a rather... questionable relationship with Den (and Nor). To combat this, Nor decided it would be a brilliant idea to get extremely drunk and force me to play overcooked with him to “entertain” everyone. He tried to convince Den to play, but he refused because apparently he was off his ADHD meds and was practically falling asleep (although he just seemed high to me). Anyway, chaos ensued. 

-Ice 🇮🇸

(thank you to @never-enough-fandoms (as Den) and @karinsnightmareparty (as  Åland) for helping create the extra chaos in this video)

Do I only ever send asks when I’m in a pickle ? Yes because it makes for a good laugh when everyone drops everything to help stop the chaos .-🇦🇽🦇

Sweden 🇸🇪: It seems to me like you just like giving people heart attacks with all the chaos you create, but honestly you get used to it when you’ve had to deal with Denmark pretty much your whole life

Denmark 🇩🇰:

*playing mario kart*

Denmark 🇩🇰: *gets hit by the lightning power up thing* Oh god why am I so small?

Sweden 🇸🇪: You have entered the Finland simulator

Norway 🇳🇴: POV: you are Finland

Finland 🇫🇮:

On today’s episode of “shit that happened while playing human fall flat”

I don’t really know what’s happening here but I don’t like it

Den and Nor literally started 69ing in the middle of the game...

Then we all fell at the same time and landed very gracefully 

-Ice 🇮🇸

On today’s episode of “shit that happened while playing overcooked 2″

Den decided to create a massive fucking pile of rice...

Then Nor thought it would be funny to copy him and break the game by creating a massive fucking pile of cucumbers.

My computer crashed immediately after this from the sheer amount of INGREDIENCE. 

-Ice 🇮🇸

On today’s episode of “shit that happened while playing phasmophobia”...

We found a haunted cooking magazine...

Den and Nor decided to “get intimate” in the closet during a hunt. WHILE I WAS RIGHT THERE. (I also accidentally took a photo of Den’s crotch but we won’t talk about that)...

Den started break dancing in front of a night vision camera...

And finally, we sacrificed Den.

Tune in whenever I post next for more shit that happened while playing phasmophobia. 

-Ice 🇮🇸

Want to know how to make Sweden extremely frustrated? Making him play golf usually does the trick :)

-Den 🇩🇰

So, we were just playing some human fall flat, but...

Yeah. Den fell, Nor tried to catch him and also fell, then I tried to catch Nor. Result? Human chain.

-Ice 🇮🇸

*playing keep talking and nobody explodes*

Finland 🇫🇮: We have complicated wires

Sweden 🇸🇪: I’m not doing that one

Denmark 🇩🇰: Nah I don’t have the brain cells for that right now

Finland 🇫🇮: Lol thanks guys, okay so it’s white with an LED and no star

*silence*

Finland 🇫🇮: Oh you were being serious

*playing keep talking and nobody explodes*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Okay we have symbols

Norway 🇳🇴: No the knob is beeping you need to do that or we’ll explode

Denmark 🇩🇰: So, there’s an A with a dick, a-

Norway 🇳🇴: NO BITCH YOU NEED TO FIDDLE WITH THE KNOB

So, we attempted the high school map on professional in phasmophobia...

As you can tell, it went really really well

We got hunted 6 times, used all our sanity pills within the first 5 minutes, and only got one piece of evidence before we bailed out :)

(for anyone wondering, it was a wraith, but none of us guessed correctly)

-Den 🇩🇰

Today we learned that squads games never really go well when you’re playing with 2 random strangers and also that Norway really hates fruit :) 

-Den 🇩🇰