Ides Of March - Blog Posts
happy ides of march to those who celebrate!! 🥳
[image description: artwork of caesar getting stabbed to death, but I’ve edited in party hats for everyone and some balloons because it’s a celebration. end description.]
Tumblr has always been weird, but I think one of the weirdest things is this website’s obsession with the Ides of March. Like where did that come from?
Call me Julius Caesar, the way I'm getting penetrated tonight.
Ceaser: *laying with 22 stab wounds*
Guy 23: but is that really enough to kill him?
beware the ides of march! | humor / fluff | 🗡️
[characters: andrew bell/the collector(bonkers), flandre scarlet, boroso]
[collector walks into his room]
collector: oh boy.... what day is it-(zooms onto calendar, showing march 15th) oh no...
[ flandre, judge doom, boroso and i break in to his room, carrying knives and daggers(flandre is holding her laevateinn) ]
collector: JESUS!
not a dream
next month I turn 30 or in internet terms, ancient being soon-to-die turns 110 on the 16th of March
We love the Ides of March because it’s the last example of a senate working together to accomplish something.
me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c mom: ? easter? st patrick's day? me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work' me: me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny
About to tell the wife about what I'm up to tomorrow, wish me luck!
The senate has the chance to do the funniest thing this Ides of March
@staff
Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus
1 more day until they reunite…
The fact that my classes were canceled for the day makes it feel like an actual holiday
No one:
Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:
Mr Gaiman what is your favorite ice cream flavor?
I think the ritual of stabbing Julius Caesar on the Ides of March is an important Tumblr tradition that needs to be maintained for coming generations.
oh yes it's that time of year again
happy ides of march to all who celebrate!
as it was foretold, the blood of caesar will be spilled into the streets of rome. brethren, raise your knives and say a prayer to your gods! today we hunt for caesar, today will emerge victorious!
DOWN WITH CAESAR! >:D
🔪 knife stop 🔪
Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on
Sadly didn't have time to render this one, but merry stabbing everyone!
