Emily: I know you must be surprised to see me here.
JJ: Not really, since you follow me everywhere.
Emily: You're a lying, cheating, piece of garbage! You're not the woman I married!
JJ: Then we'll get a divorce! And I'm taking Henry!
Henry, slowly sliding the monopoly board away from them: I think it's time we stop playing...
Emily: You know you've made it when you see your picture up everywhere you go. JJ: Emily... Those are wanted posters.
JJ: What are you thankful for?
Emily: Your pu-
JJ, giving Emily a death glare:
Emily: -ooooositive personality!
Emily: Meeting new people is a pain. I never know what to say.
JJ: Just be yourself. Say something nice!
Emily: Which one? I can’t do both.
Derek: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Emily: I’m a knife
JJ, from across the room: She’s a little spoon
Unsub: [on phone] I can see you.
Emily:
Unsub:
Emily: Do I look good?
Derek: Spencer, open up!
Spencer: Well, I live in constant state of pain and I haven’t slept in days-
Derek *holding a football*: No I meant open up so I can throw you the ball.
Spencer: Oh-
Spencer: *gets tackled by Prentiss*
JJ: what is the one think i told you not to do
Emily: burn the house down
JJ: and what did you do?
Emily: i made you dinner
JJ:
Emily:
JJ:
Emily: and burnt the house down
Emily: [comes home and JJ is waiting for her in the living room]
Emily: Am I in trouble?
JJ: Have a guess
Emily: No?
JJ: Have another guess
Emily *unbuttoning shirt*: God it’s so hot in here.
JJ: I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
JJ: The food is too hot, I can’t eat it.
Emily: You’re too hot and I still eat you.
JJ: *blushes*
Emily: *winks at her*
Rossi: One dinner. I just want ONE GODDAM DINNER.
Emily watching JJ give birth: I didn’t know it came with a leash.
Doctor: Ma’am, that is the umbilical cord.
Hotch: We need to talk about-
Emily: The house was already on fire when I got there.
Emily: What?
Hotch: What?
Hotch: So, how have you been?
Emily: Fine. I got this headache though. It comes and goes.
Derek: *Walks into room*
Emily: It’s back.
Emily: The stars are beautiful tonight.
Spencer: Yeah.
Emily: You wanna know who else is beautiful?
Spencer: Who?
Emily: JJ.
I just wanna know how the BAU team decides who says what when they deliver the profile each case.
Do they stand around in the conference rooms and assign certain parts of the profile like in group projects? Or do they have a specific order they follow each time with like the specific parts? I just wanna know.
Like imagine them telling the PD they were ready but take another 5 minutes arguing about who says what. I really wish we got to see this at some point.
And imagine when new agents like Alex and Cate come in, and they’re just watching this whole ordeal unfold during the case.
(yes i know it’s a TV show but for a second let’s pretend it’s real)