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2 years ago

Garcia: I actually have a black belt!

Rossi: You have a black belt In karate?

Garcia: No, from Gucci


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2 years ago

Richie: Is this conversation going to be about me or Eddie?

Bill: No

Richie: Then I don’t care.


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2 years ago

Reid: I started seeing someone.

Morgan: Do you mean like a therapist, or dating, or.. hallucinations..?

Reid:…

Morgan: Reid-


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2 years ago

Mandy: Are you straight?

Mickey: Straight from hell.


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2 years ago

Nagito: Wait you like me?? For my.. Personality??

Hajime: I know, I was shocked too.


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2 years ago

Yasuhiro: My head hurts..

Togami: That’s just your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.


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2 years ago

Nagito: Yeah, Romance, sex, and hope are cool and all but have you ever had stable mental health for more then 48 hours??

Chiaki:..Are you okay Komaeda?

Nagito: Absolutely not, thanks.


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2 years ago

“Izuku: So Shinso, How have you been?”

“Shinso: Fine. I have this headache though, It comes and goes.”

“Denki: *Walks into Room*

“Shinso: It’s back.”


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2 years ago

“Kokichi: I am not out of control!! I’m a law abiding citizen!”

“Shuichi: Really? Name one law.”

“Kokichi: Don’t.. kill people…?”

“Shuichi: That one’s on me, I’ve set the bar to low.”


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2 years ago

“Kokichi: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.”

“Angie: Only if you also don't ask why Atua gave me them.”

“Angie: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Please, Atua says take your pick!”

“Kokichi:..”

“Angie:..”

“Kokichi: This one is fine.”


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2 years ago

Hajime: Do you ever think before you speak?

Nagito: Nope! I like to be just as surprised as everyone else.


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2 years ago

Emily: Am I in trouble?

Hotch: Take a guess.

Emily: No..?

Hotch: Take another guess.


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2 years ago

“Togami: You see this? This is my ‘I don't care’ face.”

“Makoto: That’s your normal face.”


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2 years ago

Rockman: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Netto: Well, that would suck, because you can't microwave metal

Meiru: Good morning to everyone except these two people


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2 years ago

Netto: I almost dropped my PET on my soft carpeted floor but thank god I have lightning fast reflexes and was able to slap it into the wall instead


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2 years ago

Roll: You're like the totally awesome level-headed kind-hearted glue that sticks us all together!

Rockman: *answers a phone call*

Rockman: Glue speaking.


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