Preast: Do you take Brandon Hall to be your lawfull wedded husband?
Stella:.... There’s been a mistake
Audience:*gasps*
Brandon: Stella...
Stella: This is a mistake... THOSE FLOWERS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE BLOOM! YOU HAD ONLY ONE JOB AS MY BRIDESMAID! ONE!
*Stella being told she’s not in the list*
Stella: Bitch I am the list. Get out of my way.
Layla: I couldn’t be so drunk...
Musa: You were hugging Nabu.
Layla: So?
Musa: And you were yelling "hes the love of my life, fuck y’all"
Layla: and again so?
Stella: I mean I rather die hot, than live ugly. So if this is going to take 10 years of my LIFE I Don’t care.
Riven:What the fuck is wrong with my shirt now?
Stella: It’s ugly, I miss when you used to where tops.
Riven: Bitch.
Stella:Asshole.
Riven:Please don’t take me shopping.
Stella:Oh its happening, you can go around the world with ugly clothes. People will notice.
Riven: Do you think they would notice the crazy lady that is with me, if I scream?
* Musa and Riven carrying their baby into the car.
Musa: Actually maybe you should do this* passing the baby to Riv*
Riven*holding the baby with a confused look*: Why?
Musa: I Don’t want to bump her head with the door, pinch her with the seat bell.
Riven: Muse how long are you going to beat yourself up, for one mistake?
Riven: It’s this going to be like that one time you forgot you’re lyrics?
Musa: I just think... I suck being a mother..
Riven: What are you talking about? We’re new at this.
Musa: You’re a natural I mean look at you.
Musa: You walk into the room, and her face lights up. you change her clothes with one hand. And I...
Musa: Great, now Im jelaous of you.
Riven: Theres so many thinks that you do that I cant.
Riven: You baby proof our entire house, you sing to her every night. You dance with her. And come on without you we couldn’t even have a baby to injur.
Musa: I...
Riven: Honey thats what make’s us a great*while he puts her in the car*
Riven: We each have our own strengths. Now who are amazing parents?
Musa: We are.
Riven: I cant hear you!
Musa: We are.
Riven: Don’t you forget it*kissing her head*
Musa: *closes the door*
Musa;Did we just locked our baby on the car?
Riven: Did you put the keys in the bag?!
Musa: I.. i put the keys in the bag.
Riven*clearly panicking*: Oh Muse! I told you not to put the keys on the bag!
Musa*starting to freak out*: Don’t freak out. Come on Don’t freak out.
Riven*about to cry while he looks at the baby*: HoNeY iT’s Ok!
Musa*starts to sing*: A, B, C, D, E,F,G
Riven: Are you really sining? People get arresten for this, Musa.
Musa*continues to sing while she cries*: H-I-J-K-L-M-N
Riven*runing around the car*: Do all four doors are locked?
Musa: I’m going to call Tecna!
Riven: *runs away*
Musa*while she calls*: We locked our baby in the car! we locked her!
Riven* runing with a Trash with a high pitched voice: Im BrEaKiNg ThE WiNdOw!
Musa*crying*: We locked her in the car, and people are judjing us.
Riven*getting closes to the car with the trash still with a high pitched voice*: I sWeAr ToO gOd I’m GoInG To BrEaK iT!
Musa*crying more*: No, it will get glass on her.Ass!
Riven*ready to destroy the window*: DoN’t WoRrY SwEeTie! DaDDiE iS CoMiNg FoR yOu!
Musa*more calm*: Tecna says that you check the door now!
Riven*throws the Trash at the floor and opens the door*: Oh...Thats it amazing.
Riven*kissing the baby*: How did they do that?
Musa: I Don’t know, But were changing the car.
Helia.
Random dude: You suck..
Helia: Ok.*unbothered king*
Random dude: Flora sucks, and she’s a basic bitch.
Helia *red anger eyes*: Uhhm? You come into my house... Disrespect my life and soul...hOw dArE yOu? Flora is a work of art, a masterpiece that you dumb motherfucker will never be able to appreciate. Please evaluate your life choices, and don’t you ever dare to talk about her like that: Are we clear?
Random dude.* leaves scared and crying like a baby*
Riven.
Another random dude: Yeah, that Musa girl is so hot. It sucks that she has that phsyco boyfriend. Because I would defently smash her.
*Riven behind him, staring with a calm face*
Riven: I see you chose deat this morning ChAd *getting ready to beat the shit out of him*
Another random dude: I didn’t me-mean..
Riven: You’re lucky that is me that heard this, and not Muse. *about to punch him*
Another random dude: I-i...
Riven: *knocks him out*: Well that was easy. Oh, fuck.
Riven*touching him to see if he’s alive*: Mehh he’s alive. SeLFIE!
Riven *does the selfie*: Oh, Musa is going to love this!
Brandon.
Random karen*whispering loudly to another karen*: Yeah I asked princess Stella about Solaria history and she didn’t now it, not to be brattie, but my Gretchen is more smart than tha princess. And besides I don’t know how Radius deal with such a daugther, and that poor boy friend. My Gretchen deserves him.
Brandon *keeping his cool*: Hi, would you accompany me?
Random Karen*trying to touch his face*: Oh, sure.You’re so handsome.
Brandon:Yeah I know. But I’m going to ask you to leave the castle.
Random Karen: Excuse me?
Brandom: Yes, excuse you. You’re a disgusting human beign. And I don’t want a sad bitter woman insulting my girlfriend in her own castle. Who by the way, she’s dosen’t need to know the history because she makes history everyday saving everyone ass. And I don’t know your Gretchen, but I feel sorry for her, if she has to put up with your bullshit. Stella is ten time smarter than you, right now your wearing one of her dress colection, which by the way not even the dress can help you with that tucan nouse. And don’t you worry about the king and Stella, they have a perfectly good relationship. And the saddest part if you think I feel poor besides my golden girl, I can assure that she makes the happiest men ever. And I don’t give a shit who you’re, because if you say something about her one more time I will kill you with my own hands. Now leave.
*The Karen leaves quickly*
Brandon: Now, lets find another sandwich.
Timmy.
Random mean girl: Yeah, she’s like a computer. You can hear her bip, bip.
Random sidekick mean girl: Oh my gosh you’re so right, she’s such a nerd.
Random mean girl: Besides they she’s speaks it sounds like im talking to my phone.
Random sidekick girl:Tecna is such a loser.
Timmy:* opening his computer with a side smile*
Timmy:*hacking everything of their computers*
Timmy:*posting embarasing photos of them*
Random sidekick girl: WhAt just happend?
Timmy: I think you guys got hacked.
Random mean girl:Fix it!
Timmy: I’m sorry i didn’t knew how i do it, it just clicked it self. I’m so sorry “NERDS”.
*leaving with a big smile*
Nabu.
Random racist piece of shit: Yeah, she one of the winx girls. I think they have her for petty. She’s hot, but don’t get me wrong. She sucks at misions. Princess Stella had to save her ass like two time’s the last mision I saw in tv.
Nabu*passing by but hearing everything*: Yeah, what a shame of women. I mean she’s like super badass in the mision right? I mean she can go trought water like nothing. Oh I forgot you hate her just because she’s black. Listen to me racicst motherfucker, educate yourself. And don’throw shit at my girl. Because the next time I hear this kind of comments, you will become literally a fucking rat.
* The racisct guy leaves but no before laughing an pretending he’s not scared*
*turning him into a rat anyways*
Nabu:The sad part is that he already is a rat, poor dude.
Sky.
Random shithead: So yeah, I can believe that she’s the leader of the winx, she’s so self-involve. Like so annoying.
Sky:Who are you talking about?
Random shithead: No one.
Sky: Ok, bye.
Sky: * taking off his phone*
Sky: They’re not allowed to come near Erakleon ever again.
-What is like in Red Fountain-
Riven in the middle of the night: Do you think pigeons have feelings?
Timmy: I’m going to give you one more chance to shut the fuck up.
Riven: Come’on. Helia do you know that?
Helia: Yeah, every animal feel stuff, Riv.
Timmy: Like me, I feel tired and I want to sleep. And I Don’t give a shit about pigeons.
Riven: Dude you are hurting their feelings!
Timmy: What about my feelings?!
* Brandon walks in with a blanket*
Brandon: Are we talking about feelings? Because I feel sad.
Riven: Don’t worry dude, pigeons feel the same way. Since Timmy offended them.
Brandon: You offended a pigeon? Whats wrong with you?! They are very sensitive.
* Nabu comes in with an angry face*
Nabu: Look it’s three in the morning. And tomorrow is a busy day. So can you shut the fuck up?
Riven: We cant because Timmy offended pigeons!
Nabu: What?
Helia: Just ignore it.
Brandon: Ignore it?! What kind of human are you? Gosh.
Riven: Apologize to the pigeon right now!
Timmy: I’m not going to apologize to a pigeon, are you serious?
Brandon: Apologize!
*Sky walks in with a tired face*
Sky: #Pigeons deserve better.
Timmy: I’m going to kill all of you morons gosh!
Riven: You made Brandon cry!
Nabu: Brandon cries for everything!
Brandon*crying a bit*: Thats no True!
(BTW: This happend with my friends one day)
Tecna: Studying?? More like student dying! Amirght? Amright?
Flora: Are you okay?
Tecna: I have been awake for 103 hours.
Brandon: So how did you know Riven was the one?
Musa: He looked at me at the way all women want to be looked at ..
Brandon: Aww.
Musa: With fear on his eyes.
Brandon:
Layla: Awww.
Brandon:*follows Stella everywhere*
Stella: Ok, why the hell you keep following me?
Brandon: I been told to follow my dreams.
Stella:Oh...*awkard and proud smile*
Stella: FIne but don’t make noise I have a meeting in two minutes.
-When Rivusa had to live on Earth, and It was hallowen-
Riven: YOU PUT EGGS ON MY HOUSE! I WILL DESTROY WHAT YOU LOVE!
Musa: Or you could eat candy with me..?
Riven*heart eyes*: Sure Muse I would love that.
Musa*smiles while she leaves inside with a juni of candy*: I wait you. <3
Riven*pissed* AFTER THAT I WILL KILL YOU BASTARDS!
Luna (her mother):
-They enjoy each other company, they hang out every time Stella comes home.
-She spoils her daughter a lot.
-Her personality, is like Stella but in the mid forties.
-She’s starting her own life, which means that every week she has a new hobby.
-She hate’s her ex-husband, and Is kind of scared that they’re going to put her daughter in the same spot she was since she was 18.
-She has found love, and well let’s just say she starting to wear bigger clothes.
-She is from another planet a misterious one.
-She had Stella when she was 21, so right now she’s 39 years old.
Radius (her father):
-He’s the one who tell Stella what to do, and what no to. They argue sometimes. Plus he’s not much of Brandon. His daugther deserves a prince.
-He dosen’t have much idea on how to talk to his daughter, he’s not a big feelings men.
-His, personality is that he’s a serious man, who’s always busy. But he has the Stella power of gossip.
-He dosen’t have much hobbies, except for shooting with his arrow. He used to teach Stella when she was little.
-He still loves Luna, but he dosen’t know how to express it. So he just keep messing it up.
-He’s dosent want any more realtionships, since the Casandra incident.
-He’s from Solaria.
-He’s in his 40,
Miss Luminary( her mother right hand, and Stella teacher):
-She loves Stella like a daugther, she was the one who stayed beside her trying to make her laugh, while her parents fought in the next room. She also discipline her in fashion,manners and mostly ballet.
-She’s one of the few people in Solaria that can chill her out, and speak to Stella in crisis.
-Her personality is that she’s a funny, upbeat person, uses sarcasm as coping mechanism.
-She has some hobbies, like dancing and reading. She also used to play the piano.
-She dosen’t have much love life even Stella insisted on set her up. But Luminary is a tought bone. She’s too busy helping Luna with all the things.
- She actually a quite private person, she dosen’t tell much about her life.
-She’s from Bulbran( a planet that’s made of metal, it’s one of Solaria biggest allies)
-She in her 30, when she started to take care of Stella she was 18.
Soltició.(leader of the cleaning service and right hand men of Radius)
-He cares for Stella, he’s not a great men in advice, but he teached her about respecting the people that are below her and even love them.
-He was the one who showed Stella, her favorite place in the palace, when she nedded a break. So despite not being good at feelings, Stella cares about him deeply.
-His personality is that he’s a hardworking men, really smart and always offer his hand to help. He’s the only one that knows Radius problems.
-He dosen’t have hobbies, he’s always to busy. Like now, his helping Brandon with all the king thing.
-He’s a widow, he dosen’t talk about his wife much, because it make’s him sappie.
-He’s quite private too, only when he’s drunk he migth tell you something about his life.
-He’s from Solaria,he knows Radius since they were 10.
-He’s in his 40, like Radius.
Metea.(childhood friend)
-She used to have a lot of fun with Stella, they where a rebelious duo, Timmy hated that kind of action. But now, they don’t talk much, since well Stella went to Alfea.
-She’s was quite a bad influence, she was the one who showed Stella drinking and smoking,when they were only 14.
-She always wants to have fun, she gets bored really easy. But she can play perfectly the paper of good kid.
-She does have hobbies, wich are clubing, dancing, drinking, and destroying things.
-She make’s out with a lot of people, girls, boys. Basically she’s Bi. But never long term relationships.
-She talks a lot, but not things that matter to her.
-She’s from Solaria, she’s from the court. The daughter of the duques.
(The fanfic will come soon. If any one wants to draw them, that would be so cool)
Musa: Uhm.. Girls Riven says "I love you In a weird way..
The Winx: How?
Musa: Watch this. "Riv, baby. I love you!"
Riven: I’d kill for you!<3
Flora:Hey Layla?
Layla: Hmm?
Flora: The floor is lava.
Layla: *pushes Riven to the ground*
Stella: Bloom... your hair...it’s so red....
Stella: Has it always being this way?
Bloom*laughing*: No, some gnoms change it. I used to be blue.
Stella*tearing up*: Amazing.
Musa: Yeah, Riven is a cuddler too.
Stella *laughing: Oh really?
Riven: No, I’m not.
Stella: RIVEN IS A CUDDLER EVERYONE!
Riven: I hate you so much.
Stella: Whatever you’re a cuddler! How cute are you?!
Riven:I hate you with every hinch of my body.
Brandon: Babe ready for our gym day?
Riven: You work out!
Stella: It’s not as cute as your thing, dumbo. I win *droping the mic again*
Musa: Do you have a pencil?
Riven: Why?
Musa: Because I want to erase our past, and write our future.
Riven *its on the verge of years*: Thats.. I...
Musa: And also I lost my pen so I need one.
-When Layla explained bad things that happened in the ocean-
Layla: So I paddle over this dolphin, and see he has a grocery bag around his neck and he didn’t move.So I tried to get it off him with my paddle and it didn’t work. So I jumped in and...
Flora* whispering loudly*: Don’t say,don’t you dare say it.
Layla: I never saw him again...
Riven: Ugh..*with one hand in too his head.
Flora* Kind of emotional*: This is the saddest thing that I’ve-
Riven *about to cry*: MmH! MmH!
Musa: Riv calm down, were on a meeting* whispering from the other side*
Riven: I WILL FIND YOU LITTLE DOLPHIN!
Musa: Yes you will honey. * used to this kind of stuff*
Flora: I will HELP you Riv!
Helia: Of course she will*used to it too*
Timmy: Did you just had that on you?
Brandon: Of course, what sort of a men dosen’t carry a little sword on his bag, you should PUT it on your christmat list.
Timmy: Brandon I’m 23, i Don’t have a christmas list anymore.
Riven* from far with a big smile*: I DO!
Timmy: *smiles while he gives him thumbs up awkarldy*
Riven, with a sleepy Musa on his lap:Aww, you’re adorable...
Musa *sleepy*: I could beat the shit out of you.
Riven *lovingly*: I know.
- Musa during her pregnancy-
Riven: * chilling doing his own things*
Musa: Rot in hell crap face!
Riven: *gasps*
Musa: Also I love you and treasure you, and you bore me!
Riven: God, you’re been so mean.
Riven *kind of into it*: Do it more.
Musa: I hope you die *winking at him*
Riven:*turned on*
Musa: Bye *while she leaves with an inocent smile*
- Brandon and Riven after a mision in a reunion with Saladin and Codatorta-
Brandon: I told you it was Riven who was smoking, But it was me who was smoking.I’m sorry.
Saladin: That was you?
Riven: And Codatorta you know that mail men you got fired, didn’t steal you’re playboys. Brandon did!
Brandon: Riven hasn’t captured anything in a year!
Riven: Well hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing,Brandon did!
Brandon: Riven and Musa got married at the Vegas. And got divorce again!
Riven: Brandon and Stella are living together!
*Flora everytime in season 2 she tried to talk to Helia*
Helia:Hi Flora.
Chatta: Oh boy..
Flora: Hah, this is awkard.
Helia: Uh?
Flora: Not you’re awkard, but just because We’re..
Flora: I’m awkard.. You’r gorgeous.
Helia: Wait what?
Flora: I Gotta die, no! GO!
* Every time Tecna does something*
Timmy: Look at the words sexy and brillant in that computer of yours.
Tecna: Oh, look at that. It’s me.
Timmy: You’re a goddes women! Good Job <3
Tecna: *trying to talk nervous*
Musa: She just passed him the peanutbutter.
Riven: Do I look fat?
Flora and Helia: No.
Riven: I accept that. When Musa asked that I said no and she assumed I was calling her a cow.
Flora: Walk us trough it honey, walk us trought it.
Riven: Ok, Musa came today and said "do I look fat today?" And I looked at her an-
Helia: Woah! Woah! Woah! You looked at her?
Riven: Yeah..
Helia: You never look!
Flora: Noup.
Helia: You just answer, it’s like a reflex.
Helia: Do I look fat? no.
Helia: Is she prettier than me? no.
Helia: Does size maters?
Flora: No.
Helia: And it works both ways.
Riven: Why no one at school teaches this shit?
Helia: Uhmm do you have any plans for today?
Riven: Uh, i plan on popping a pill, crying a bit and falling sleep early. So just a regular week day.
Nabu:This feels wrong.
Riven: Why? Don’t you guys do that?
Timmy: For god sake, NO!
Stella:Mmkay, In filtring situations the key is make them check you out.
Stella: But, without letting them know that they’re checking you out.
Stella: You’re like "whatever Im doing me"
Tecna: *confused But taking notes*
Stella: And then when they try to talk to you, you just have to play it three ways.
Tecna:* still taking notes*
Stella: Dumb, super into it or nasty..*winking at her*
Tecna: This is like my dream and my nightmare all at one time.
Stella: Im not going to take that personally.
Tecna:*awkard silence*
Stella: Now hair is everything. Touch it, move it.
Tecna:*touching her hair not knowing what to do really*
Stella: Play with it. Move it around a lot, hypnotize them with it. Give me a Flip like that!
Tecna: *Tries to do the flip but throws something at the floor*
Stella: Okay now angle you’re eyes down. Now head down, tilt up, eyes big honey.
Tecna: *tries to do that*
Stella: Now, sparkle!
Tecna: Sparkle?*more confused than before*
Stella: Like a anime character, now sparkle.
Tecna:*fails at the sparkle thing, and well everything*
Stella: Needs work..
Riven*whispering in Musa ear*: You ask me if I do this everyday, I say often.
Musa *whispering back*: How many times did he walk away i said often.
Stella*rolling her eyes*: How many times do I get disgusted by this?
Layla*laughing beside her*: I said often.