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4 years ago

Timmy: Do you remember-

Riven: No.

Timmy: But you didn’t even hear it.

Riven: No, past dosen’t exist.


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4 years ago

Flora: Are you smiling because something good happen? :)

Riven: Can I smile because I just feel like it?

Musa *walking by with a bored look*: Bloom tripped and fell in the parking lot.


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4 years ago

Tecna: Hello people who don’t live here.

Stella: Hey.

Flora: Hi.

Bloom: Hello.

Musa: ’sup

Tecna: I gave you the key for emergencies.

Layla: We were out of doritos.


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4 years ago

Nabu: If you guys took a shot for every time you made a bad decision how drunk would you be?

Helia: Stone cold sober.

Timmy: Maybe a little tipsy.

Sky: Kind of drunk..

Brandon: Wasted.

Riven: Death.


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4 years ago

Musa:* kisses Riven neck*

Riven:What is this?

Musa: Affection...

Riven: Disgusting..

Riven:

Riven: Do it again.


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4 years ago

Stella: You know im jealous of you.

Brandon: Huh? why?

Stella: You’re couple is way hotter than mine *walks away*

Brandon: Wait But..

Brandon: But wE ARE DATIN-

Brandon: Come here you little rat!


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4 years ago

Sky: I have very high standars. I’d never dated someone clums-

Bloom walking in, tripping & falling the face first on the flor: Ahh, shit. Oh, hi guys!

Sky: I want them now.

Brandon:*uncomfortable smile*


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4 years ago

Musa*loses Riven in a crowd*:Hey Stella, I cant find Riv , anywhere, can you help me?

Stella: Don’t worry I got this. *inhales a LOT of air* RIVEN SUCKS!

*nothing happens*

Stella:Ok... then. MUSA SUCKS!

Riven: * punches their way trought the crowd* FUCK YOU SAID ABOUT MY LITTLE DEMON? I’LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Stella: You’re welcome * while she pretends to throw the mic*


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4 years ago

Riven *unbottoning shirt*: God it’s so hot in here.

Musa: I know that baby, But why are you unbuttoning my shirt?


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4 years ago

Brandon: How dumb to they think we are?

Riven: Sometimes Musa leaves me pictures instead of the shopping list.


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4 years ago

Sky: So what did you do when Stella asked you to be her boyfriend?

Brandon: I panicked and dabbed...


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4 years ago

FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS OF THE WINX: USING F.R.I.E.N.D.S REFERENCES. PART 6 LAYLA AND SKY.

Situation 1: When they have a ball to attend. And some people talls to one of them about the kingdoms.

Layla: Where have you been?

Sky: Emotional hell.

Situation 2: When they think about their plan when they become king and queen from their respectives kingdoms.

Sky: Layla do you have a plan? * while doing push ups*

Layla: I Don’t even have a pla..* drinkinga healty drink*

Situation 3: When Sky had to deal with dark Bloom in season 2.

Sky: WE WERE ON A BREAK!

Layla: If you say that one more time, I’ll break up with you!

Situation 4: When Sky told Nabu that Layla was interesed at him, and that he should give up.

Layla: You idiot!

Sky: I’m sure you’re right But why?

Situation 5: When Sky helped Bloom with the baby room and he believed he was a decorator.

* in a serious meeting between kingdoms*

Sky: For the las time I’m a decorator!

Layla: You decorated you’re baby room and now you’re a decorator?

Sky: *nodds happly*

Layla: Ok. I went to the zoo yesterday.

Layla: Now I’m a koala bear.

Situation 6: When they had to attend to some wizard event.

Layla: Does this look like something a wizard girlfriend would wear?

Sky: I Don’t know. You might be the first one.


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4 years ago

FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS OF THE WINX: USING F.R.I.E.N.D.S REFERENCES. PART 5: NABU AND BLOOM.

Situation 1: * when they go to the movies*

Bloom: Would you take Kyko to the movies?

Nabu: Nope, I Don’t think rabbits are allowed there.

Bloom: Thank you, I just wanted that he heard it from somebody else.

Situation 2: * Nabu trying to look cool infront of Layla before they started dating*

Layla: You know what im going to start dating real men.

Nabu: Im sorry Tecna. I couldn’t find the big bowl you and Helia were looking for.

Bloom: Call them Tecnu and Hel, you big loser.

Nabu: BlOoM! * Walking out of the kitchen dramatic*

Situation 3: * Bloom and Nabu fighting to see wich team is better, or the specialist or the winx*

Bloom: Come’on girls. Lets go! It’s second down.

Nabu: No it’s third down.

Bloom: No it’s not. It’s second.

Nabu: Wow *feeling himself*

Bloom: What?

Nabu:It’s just amaze me, that you still pull stuff like this.

Bloom: Pulling what? IT’S SECOND DOWN.

Nabu: Ok it’s second down, you can have all seconds downs you need. * sarcastic*

Bloom: I heard that!

Nabu: Well i say it loud, cheater.

Bloom: Said that again.

Nabu: Cheater cheater, compulsive eater.

Bloom: You know what is fine, maybe you havent grow up. But I have.

Nabu: *laughing*

Bloom: *Kicking his leg* Dead leg!

Situation 4: * when someone in dosen’t like Bloom*

Nabu:* hugging her from behind* Knoc Knoc!

Bloom: Someone dosen’t like me.

Nabu: Someone dosen’t like me who?

Bloom: Whats the diference? I Don’t have time for this stupid games.

Nabu: You know that you’re being ridiculus?

Bloom: Oh well, problem fixed forever.Thank you Nabu.

Nabu: Don’t exagerate. Now were in the real world is normal that some people dosen’t like you.

Bloom: Why not?

Nabu: Because swettie you can control the world and the people that live in it. The only thing you can change is your reaction.

Bloom: That make’s sense. This is my reaction.

* starts crying like a baby*

Nabu: There there. *comforting her while he rolls his eyes*

Situation 5: *When Bloom got pregnant and was very hormonal*

Bloom: Nabu what are you doing?

Nabu:Trying to feel a kick.

Bloom: You’re going to feel a kick if you don’t get your hand out of my stomach.

Situation 6: * When Nabu when to buy the ring to propose to Layla*

Nabu: How much is it? *holding the ring*

Bloom: Nabu, I’ll handle this. How much IS IT? *trying to look tought*

The jewlery man: Eight thousand six hundred.

Bloom: We will give you 10 dollars. And some gum.

Nabu: Bloom!


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4 years ago

Random stranger at the club: Did it hurt?

Musa: Im waiting someone.

Random stranger at the club: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Riven slinding his arm into Musa’s waist: No actually, because I was there to catch her.


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4 years ago

FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS OF THE WINX: USING F.R.I.E.N.D.S REFERENCES. PART 4 HELIA AND TECNA.

Situation 1: * When Tecna drives the ship*

Tecna: What are you doing? Get in the front.

Helia: In the dead seat?!

Situation 2:* When they watch a sad movie*

Tecna: I should tell you that crying people make me very uncomfortable.

Helia: Well then you’re not gonna like what is coming.

Situation 3: * When they first hang out*

Tecna: I do have feelings for you.

Helia: You do?

Tecna: Yes, I feel that you’re a little bit annoying But in a good way.

Situation 4: * When Timmy was planing to propose to Tecna, and Helia had to distract her*

*a phone is calling*

Helia: I’ll get it. * jumping to the phone*

Tecna: Confused look.

Helia: Hello, Tecna’ place. Helia speaking. Oh it’s for you

Tecna: * gets the phone more confused*

Tecna: I Don’t understand what just happened here.

Situation 5: * when they moved togheter*

Helia: Hey, Tec do you wanna help? * while carrying boxes*

Tecna: No, I wish i could, But i Don’t want to. * while she sits at *the couch Playing videogames*

Situation 6: * Tecna Walking home after a busy day*

Helia: * buliding a fort*

Tecna: Well, I see you’ve had a very productive day.


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4 years ago

FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS OF THE WINX: USING F.R.I.E.N.D.S REFERENCES. PART 2 STELLA AND TIMMY.

Situation 1: *Converstation after they graduate*

Stella: I Don’t know what im going to do without you. *bailling her eyes out*

Timmy: You’re the greastest friend that i ever had.*crying like a baby*

Situation 2: *After alfea and Red Fouitain, Stella tries to find a way to be a fashion designer*

Stella: Wish me luck!

Timmy: What for?

Stella: Im going to get one of those job things!

Situation 3: Stella trying to make Timmy go to Tecna and talk to her.

Stella: Go tell her she’s cute, what the worse that could happen?

Timmy: She could heard me.

Situation 4: * during test time*

Timmy: How can you not care about stuff?

Stella: Like this.

Situation 5: * when they go to dinner*

Stella: I just have to get dress.

Timmy: And that takes what? Just 6 or 7 minutes?

Stella: Yeah, once i figure out what i’m wearing.

Situation 6: * after the war of Alfea*

Stella: Oh my gob how cute is the on-call doctor.

Timmy: So cute that I’m thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.


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4 years ago

MORE RELATIONSHIP DYNAMICS:PART 2. WHEN THEY HAVE KIDS. -GOOD NIGHT EDITON-

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Flora: Good night, sleep well angels.

Helia: Have good dreams.

The kids: Good night! *going to sleep*

*they leave the room*

Flora: That was easy.

Helia: We have such easy kids.

Flora:Yeah, we’re lucky.

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Riven: Ok, goodnight kiddos. 

Their kids: Good night dad.

Riven: Good night monster under the bed that eats kids that misbehave.

Musa trought a walkie talkie: GOODNIGHT! GRRR. 

*he leaves the room, because the kids are already sleeping*

Musa: Riv, don’t you think we’re traumatasing our kids?

Riven: Mehh, they’re tought kids.

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Stella: Come’on kids, it’s time for the beauty sleep, go go go! 

The kids: Mummie, we want a play with dad.

Stella:  Five minutes, But after that, you all get your beauty sleep.

Brandon: YES! I will remain the king of pillow fight, children.

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The kids: We’re kind of tired dad.

Timmy: One game more and we go to sleep.

Tecna: I’m going to win this. Get ready to become irrelevant, dear.

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Nabu *sining*: Kids what time is it?

The kids *sining back*: The time of our lives!

Nabu *sining louder*: What time is it?

The kids *between sining and yellling*: Summer time!

Layla: No, kiddos it’s sleep time. Not high school musical time.

Nabu: Don’t worry kids tomorrow we will finish the lyrics.

*the kids go to sleep with a happy face*

Layla: Why did Bloom have to show you High School Musical? 

Nabu: Come’on my gabriela, you know that you love it.

Layla *sining while dancing* : I gotta go my way Nabu. 

Nabu: Haha laughing at loud, Layla.

Layla: Sing it.

Nabu: What about us? What about everything we been trought? *sining dramaticlly with Layla.*

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*the kids jumping trough the palace*

Sky: Can you remind me, why the hell we gave our kids cupcakes?

Bloom: Because they said, mommy’s cupcakes are the best. It semmed rude if I didn’t make some.

Sky: Honey, this kids are pure sugar now.

Bloom: Well, it’s not my fault that I make excelent cupcakes. Serena be caferul with the lamp!

Sky: No more cupcakes before sleep time ok?

Bloom: Fine.


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4 years ago

Timmy: I think i pulled a muscule..

Riven: Timmy you can pull something you Don’t have. You’re a fucking spagheti.


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4 years ago

Musa: The food is to hot, i can’t EAT it.

Riven: You’re too hot and I still EAT you.

Musa: *blushes*

Riven:*winks at her*

Flora: One normal dinner, that’s all i wanted...


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4 years ago

Riven: I Don’t know what is wrong with me. I cant eat, i cant sleep, maybe i have the flu or something...

Helia: Ohhh, I know what you got. The L word.

Brandon: Yeah, lepruci.

Helia: No, Brandon. It has 4 letters, stars with L.

Brandon: UH, I got it lice.

Helia: No, Riven our friend is in love.

Brandon: Oh, Yeah. Love!

Riven: Me and the fairy? No.

Brandon: Musa got under your skin, admit it.

Helia: A tought dude like you.

Brandon: a tought girl like her.

Riven: No, no, no, you guys are death wrong.

Helia: Denial is the evidence. You’re in love angry cat.

Brandon and Helia sining: Musa and Riven sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Riven: Real mature guys. Real mature *rolling his eyes*


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4 years ago

Timmy: They’re cute i put them in a boat.

Stella: What now?

Timmy: Isn’t what is called? When you think you people look good together? They’re on a boat, right?

Stella: Timmy honey, it’s called ship.


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4 years ago

(in the middle of a fight with a Trix)

Musa: What are we gonna do?

Brandon: Ah, what are you so worried about? You’re so small they won’t even see you.

Musa: Brandon, do you think is time to make short jokes?

Brandon: Musa, it’s never not the time because, just like you, life is short.


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4 years ago

Riven: Look I know from the outside, it’s seems like I have everything together b-

Stella:No, not really.

Riven: Why the fuck you always do this?!

Stella:*laughs loud*

Riven: I hate you so much.

Stella: Nah, you kind of love me somewhere in your dark soul.*hugging him*


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4 years ago

Sky: Lets play a game.

Riven: Sure, I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Sky: It’s me?

Riven: It’s always you.


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4 years ago

Tecna: Watch this, Stella describe yourself in one word, please.

Stella: Indescribable.

Tecna: And that kids is a person who has a LOT of self love.


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4 years ago

Riven: Where’s the yogurt?

Musa:*mumbles*

Riven: What?

Musa: It’s was on the top shelf I couldn’t reach it ok?

Riven: You’re so cute.

Musa: Shut up, this is mortyfing. I’m a fucking gnom.

Riven: *kissing her head*Yup, But you’re my gnom.


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4 years ago

Stella: Me and Riven get along perfectly! Right Riv?

Riven: I never been more stressed out in my life...


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4 years ago

Helia: Flora said a Bad word today.

Riven: Where the fuck did she learn that?!


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4 years ago

Stella: If i run and jump at Brandon, he will almost defently catch me.

Stella:*runs at Brandon*

Brandon: HONEYBUCKETS IM HOLDING COFFEE!

Brandon:*drops the coffee to catch Stella*


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4 years ago

Layla: You’re annoying.

Nabu: Stop holding my hand then!

Layla:

Nabu:

Layla: No.


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