Inscryptober Week 4: Holiday
That’s right, fuckers, I’m writing a Hallmark AU. But not just any Hallmark AU, oh no, a Hallmark AU of the Retyrement AU invented by @determunition and @squid-hug! It’s fucking AU-ception up in here. Read the first chapter of Have a Holly Jolly Cardmas here, and check below the cut for the OG fic mine was inspired (inspyred) by.
OLD_FOLKS HOME by determunition
Inscryptober Week 3: Crossover
I wrote a crackfic for my Inscryption/FRIENDS AU for this week’s Inscryptober prompt but it’s almost too absurd to share so here’s this much more wholesome drawing I made a few months ago. If you have any spare braincells knocking around in your brain that you want gone, check below the cut for the fic.
Okay, you asked for it. Make sure you check the tags before reading, and don’t say I didn’t warn you. https://archiveofourown.org/works/42504768
Inscryption AU where the Scrybes are in the FRIENDS universe and nobody questions their existence, and also only Monica and Joey are there.
Image description/transcript under cut:
[Image ID: A black and white sketched comic of several characters from Inscryption and the sitcom FRIENDS at Central Perk coffee shop.
Panel 1: Monica and P03 sit on a couch together, while Magnificus sits in a chair and Joey sits on top of a table. P03 is holding a coffee mug labelled “oil”. The four are gathered together around a coffee table facing Monica.
P03: Monica, listen, you gotta get Leshy to stop wearing those ridiculous pants.
Monica: What? Do you know how long it took to find a tailor who knew how to make pants for goat legs?
Magnificus: Not a lot of demand, I’d imagine.
Panel 2: Closeup of P03 and Monica on the couch. Monica looks cheerful, while P03 looks vaguely uncomfortable.
Monica: Besides, they’ve made him so much more confident! He’s even getting more job offers now. What’s so bad about that?
P03: Look, it’s...it’s kinda distracting.
Magnificus, from off-screen: What P03 means to say is...
Panel 3: Magnificus sits dourly with his hands folded.
Magnificus: The pants make him look hot.
Panel 4: Monica laughs.
Monica: What? You can’t be serious! This is LESHY we’re talking about! It’s gonna take a lot more than a pair of pants to make him -
SFX: Door jingles
Panel 5 and 6: A closeup of a deer leg in jeans stepping through the doorway with sparkles surrounding it, followed by a closeup of Leshy’s midsection. A fluffy tail pokes out of the back of the jeans, which hug his figure quite closely.
Panel 7: Only Leshy’s long, jean-clad legs are visible as he walks in from the side. Monica, P03, and Joey stare at him, the latter blushing slightly. P03 drops his mug of oil.
Panel 8: Leshy stands with his hands on his hips and his back to the viewer, the outline of his legs framing a flustered and blushing P03. There are sparkles around Leshy’s butt. Magnificus is now visible in the frame and is also ogling Leshy. Monica does not look impressed.
Monica: Really? All of you?
Joey: C’mon, Monica, no need to act so jealous...
/End ID.]
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I don't think I ever posted it, but I do have a full body ref for P03 (legs edition)!
They're mostly accessibility upgrades, but the crank is for comfort (yes he still has the cowboy boot accessories he just doesn't wear them often anymore)
Also you guys seem to like his 9/11 shirt a lot :v
ERM IDK HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL LIKE THIS but I have an Inscryption AU where in the past, P03 and the Uberbots had separate bodies and were siblings, and they have a mom that goes by “M0THERB0ARD”. As for how P03+The Uberbots “age” in this AU, when their programming/consciousness reaches a certain level of maturity, they transfer to a larger version of their model. Oh yeah and they also had a horrible father figure that Im still figuring out. [WIP] If anyone is interested in this AU or has questions, feel free to shoot me an ask!
This isn't my first HouseMD AU, nor will it most likely be the last lol. You'll probably see less of this one??? Maybe??? Idk. Either way, I wanted to post this! Inscryption is one of my favorite games, and combining it with my favorite show felt right.
Questions about this AU or the game of Inscryption itself will be answered. I'm 100% willing to make a post explaining Inscryption as well for the HouseMD fans or people who saw this AU
Information of the AU under the cut!
[EXAMPLE]
Name [Attack/Health]
Animal [Sigil]
Sigil Meaning:
Animal/Card Symbolism:
ps: Masters & Amber will be included. just wait
FREE CARDS
GREGORY HOUSE [1/4]
Limping Jaguar [No Sigil]
Animal/Card Symbolism: Jaguars are strong animals, just how House is very clever, even for his field, and how a limp damages that view and themselves (A Jaguar couldn't survive long with a limp, House is damaging his body with Vicodin for it)
JAMES WILSON (0/3)
Hare [Many Lives]
Sigil Meaning: Whenever this card is sacrificed, it does not die
Animal/Card Symbolism: Hares are lagomorphs and still adored creatures, but are often seen as creepier than bunnies. Wilson, as willing and caring as he is, has a few horrors within himself.
ALLISON CAMERON [1/3]
Bunny [Hoarder]
Sigil Meaning: When this card is played, choose a card from your deck to be drawn immediately.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Bunnies are seen as innocent, fluffy animals and have connections to religion and morals
CHI PARK [1/4]
Beetle [No Sigil]
Animal/Card Meaning: Park is small and underestimated
2 BONES
CHRISTOPHER TAUB [1/2]
Hamster [Bone King]
Sigil Meaning: When this card dies, 4 Bones are awarded instead of 1.
Animal/Card Symbolism: A small coward. Rodent energy.
1 BLOOD
ROBERT CHASE [2/4]
Rat [Sprinter]
Sigil Meaning: At the end of the owner's turn, this card moves in the sigil's direction.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Chase is a coward who rats out and hides with anyone he thinks might just save his ass
ERIC FOREMAN [2/3]
Giant Salamander [Sharp Quills]
Sigil Meaning: Once this card is struck, the striker is dealt 1 damage.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Amphibians need specific living environments, being worse in poor ones than average. Foreman grew up in a not-so-good environment.
LISA CUDDY [2/3]
Clipped Parrot [Loose Tail]
Sigil Meaning: When this card is struck, a tail [feather] is created in its place and this card moves to the right.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Cuddy is intelligent and a valuable person, but can struggle with how she's taken due to her gender, and put down because of it. Held back by something.
LAWRENCE KUTNER [1/3]
Fox [Corpse Eater]
Sigil Meaning: If a card that you own dies by combat, this card is played from your hand on its space.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Foxes have a history of jokes and trickery, and can make laughing noises. I think this is fitting for the persona he puts on
2 BLOOD
REMY “13" HADLEY [2/3]
Spider Ball Python [Bifurcated Strike]
Sigil Meaning: This card will strike each opposing space to the left and right of the spaces across it.
Animal/Card Symbolism: Spider Ball Pythons have a gene that makes them wobble, and are doomed from the start
JESSICA ADAMS [2/4]
Hound [Guardian]
Sigil Meaning: When an opposing card is played opposite an empty space, this card moves to that space.
Animal/Card Symbolism: A working dog, stuck in one point of her life to never rest