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it’s probably because an axolotl sent him to therapy/prison.
Oh oof skill issue tbf
Axolotl and sixers give him trust issues, might want to keep them out of reach. don't want your belongs getting distroyed, also don't lock him in rubber rooms after mentioning axolotls, he's gonna distroy the room if you do
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Good thing I don't have rubber rooms!! (..who does?)
I'm not entirely sure what a sixer is.
My room is off limits anyway, and that's where I put all the axolotl themed stuff, so it should be fine!! Strange little man.
if he's gonna stay at your house you could probably get him a cardboard box or make him a house out of cardboard, just fill it with soft stuff and he will love it. he likes to hide sometimes but don't let him get to far you know?
I think he's good with sleeping on the chaise, but ill re-set up the cat box for him so he has options. Good idea!
A pet bill would be awesome, you just have to keep up the restrictions and make sure nothing bad happens(he has a bit of a god complex) but other than that it should just be like having a tiny human around except he doesn’t understand humans that much… he might just stay as a lil triangle man as a better discription
He hasn't tried anything bad tbh!! Other than trying to murder my Axolotl plushie. Poor baby. And my Axolotl squishy. And put my Axolotl slime in the garbage disposal.
...man, he really doesn't like axolotls.
Omg I completely forgot to mention: the triangle dude is kind of like a cat, in the way that, if you leave him unattended for even a few second he will wreak havoc. Also you might find dead rats on your porch, ominously spelling out your name, specifically on your birthday. Nothing too bad lol anyways good luck!!
Oh! Huh! Cutie actually. Good thing I've got nothing to do but mope around here and watch. He's probably going to be long gone by my birthday. At least, I assume..
You can make him a house in the backyard! Like a lil bird house, I think he would love that and he can move out sooner to while still keeping an eye on him
I think I'd rather have him inside than outside. He's not bothering me that much, I just haven't gotten used to him yet. Honestly, if he's here more than a week, I might want him to stay forever! Wouldn't that be something?
oh btw!! Since you seem to be in this for the long haul, maybe keep him away from any lighters, and make sure there aren’t any 3D movie glasses or Venetian blinds in your house. And he absolutely HATES tv static, so.. yea.
We don't have cable, so it's never static...no 3d movie glasses, and we don't have any windows except skylights. I heard he likes having the ability to see the sky, so. Geuss I really got the perfect house for him? Gonna have to hide the lighters, though...
Have you played him anymore music or has he just been listening to “we’ll meet again” on repeat? What’s he drawing now?
I started making a Playlist of songs he likes!
He's still drawing the thing I can't tell, looks like a human, cartoony style
( https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4woc5QqAYGlXpDIdhAhz16?si=GWZqgXfjRRW3h_eTJ77-1Q&pt=6cadca0a11d1d4a1f044d514c288c239 )
oh girl this is just the beginning. It’s gonna get WAYYY crazier than this. Nothing you can really do other than sit back, pop open some pitt cola, and watch it all go down.
...Pitt? Cola?
I mean, you're right I geuss. Nothing I can do but color with the dangerous triangle man and hope he doesn't go crazy. Hope he doesn't stay too long.
I don’t think you should push for questions. The other anon might be getting a bit to curious, it’s a bit of a touchy subject with all the trama and it helped him get through a tough time (might be because he was going insane but we don’t mention that)
Oh! Thank God I didn't ask again. Welp, I've got one side telling me he's dangerous and deserves bad and another telling me he got trauma. What did I get myself into 💔
you should play the song “we’ll meet again”, I think he’ll like it. Idk he just gives off those vibes yk?
HES SINGING OMFG
I didn't know he could sing???wowzers I feel so special
He asked how I knew this song and I just told him I found it on a random Playlist I'm so slick
How are the drawings going? Atleast he’s not giving you silent treatment or threatening to replace you. Seems like your still on good terms
I think drawing him probably got me a free pass for the dumb question I asked. He's drawing something different now, I can't tell what though. He's pretty silent, surprisingly! I might play some music or something, I'm not sure what he likes.
Awww cmon, are you really scared of a triangle? What’s he gonna do, poke ya in the eye with one of his angles? besides, these seemingly innocent symbols he’s drawing COULD be the key to the answers if the universe.. or something.
Fine, geez, I'll ask him again. But only once. Even without being scared it's just common courtesy not to push things!
We found his bowtie! I think he liked my drawing of him.
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don’t be shy, pressure him into giving you answers!! Keep asking him enough and I’m sure he’ll tell you!!!
Too many anons telling me he's dangerous to risk that! Besides, it's just some other triangles. Not the end of the world. It can't be too important..
maybe the triangles are some sort of alien language?.. you should ask him what they mean!!
He glared at me and told me to mind my business because I never know when i won't have any business to mind. Whatever that means 😭
sooo how’s drawing with the eldritch horror going?
Pretty good I think! We didn't find his bowtie but I think he doesn't really care that much. I drew him, I think he appreciated that. I'm not too sure, but he keeps looking at the drawing, so.. shrug!
I think blue and red triangles are all he draws. He's making them again.
(I think I'm going to forgo the crack and just say the axolotl healed it before sending him off)
He's now dragging me to sit down at the table and draw with him... I geuss this is my life now
I SCARED HIM....KINDA REGRET IT CUZ HE LOOKED FUCKIN TRAUMATIZED
He straight up LECTURED me for 5 minutes about leaving a stranger in your house alone 😭😭 I'm so confused
You should give him a pet fish or something! Like a clownfish or an axolotl or a salamander or a frog or something like that
!!! I see you! You're not slick! He's scared shitless of axolotls!!..also, we have Plenty of pets
He's scared of the cat, scared of the malamute Shepard, sort of chill with the Saint Shepard, hates the forest puppy (she licks him too much) and barely likes the chow Shepard ...not a great idea
Draw bill eating the brownie with his weird eye
Eye eye... wink
u should steal the triangles top hat lol
I'll do that later...I pranked him enough for today lmfao
He’s done..things.Bad things.with many humans just like you.
all you need to know is,hes bad news.
Oh! Huh, I'm gonna be honest, I just kinda thought he was silly.
Well, to be fair, he can't even open doors right now. So...I think I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. Not total trust, da-doy. But...can't hurt that much just to be a little nice.
wait hold on is he wearing fucking HEELS?
Strangest thing- they keep changing! Earlier they were normal feetsies, and now they look sharp asf. Slaying I guess?? Maybe it's when he's threatened
Dont feel bad.Trust me, he deserves it
Huh, well, alrighty then. I mean, if you say so, but what exactly did he do?
He keeps poking into every room that's but he can't reach the doorknob on the outside doors
Readying the balloon!!
Starting to reconsider scaring him...he seems scared enough
He's awake! And very frantic!!! He looks kinda scared! Should I feel bad...😭
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He's awake! And very frantic!!! He looks kinda scared! Should I feel bad...😭
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