Tony: hoje faz dez anos que me casei com meu melhor amigo.
Todo mundo: aawww
Tony: Pepper ainda está zangada, mas o Rhodey e eu estávamos bêbados e achamos que seria engraçado.
tony: ten years ago today, i married my best friend.
everyone: aww
tony: pepper’s still angry about it but rhodey and i were drunk & thought it would be funny
Tony texting Pepper
Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!
Pepper : Please stop talking.
The correct order of things
i made several points here and y'all know it