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Irondad headcannon
You know that thing when you did something bad and your parents just go: “imma gonna take you phone away.”
Welp, Tony Stark tried it once too. Peter just got in a fight (details doesn’t matter, the bad guy got kick in the ass and peter three bullets into his chest) and Tony just took his phone away.
10 minutes later Tony passes Peter again and Peter is holding in hand some new phone, even better than the one he got before, it has even a AI and a drink holder and everything, and Tony is just like;, Where did you got this? Peter, who gave it to you?!” And Peter just looks up and takes off his EDIT glasses like that (yk, just like Tony does) and is all like cool and w a special cool voice and he says;, nobody get me it. I built it.”
And Tony just doesn’t know if he should be more proud or pissed off.
Peter Parker: Mr. Captain? C-can you tell me... What means my name spelled backwards in that language? please?
Steve: *look nervously down at him*
Steve: *still nervously* P-puppy
Peter:
Steve: *starts sweating*
Peter: Really? That’s amazing! Thank you mr. Captain!!! *hugs Steve*
Steve: “Bucky” spelled backwards is “Ykcub” which translates to “perfection” in a language I just made up
Tony: ???
Steve: :)
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peter: babbles
thor: yes he likes that, peter, though personally he prefers to be called stormageddon, dark lord of all
tony: i'm sorry what
steve: how do you know that?
thor: i speak baby, they taught it on asgard. it was an elective