I have a headcannon that when Peter Parker gets cranky from lack of sleep, hunger, whatever, his scariness/sass factor goes up like 1000%
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After a horrible battle against giant lizards. Back at Stark Tower.
Steve Rogers ruffling Peter’s hair: Aren’t you a little young to be an Avenger?
Peter running on 12 red bulls, only slept nine hours total in the last WEEK, and now knows the taste of lizard blood: Aren’t you a little old to be alive?
Steve shocked:
Tony stunned:
Other Avengers mentally freaking out:
Peter: i can fix that for you
Tony: KID-
You know that thing when you did something bad and your parents just go: “imma gonna take you phone away.”
Welp, Tony Stark tried it once too. Peter just got in a fight (details doesn’t matter, the bad guy got kick in the ass and peter three bullets into his chest) and Tony just took his phone away.
10 minutes later Tony passes Peter again and Peter is holding in hand some new phone, even better than the one he got before, it has even a AI and a drink holder and everything, and Tony is just like;, Where did you got this? Peter, who gave it to you?!” And Peter just looks up and takes off his EDIT glasses like that (yk, just like Tony does) and is all like cool and w a special cool voice and he says;, nobody get me it. I built it.”
And Tony just doesn’t know if he should be more proud or pissed off.