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some girls say they are cum sluts or cum whores, but have they ever been dunked in a bucket full of the stuff? Have they ever snorted lines of it off a table? Has any one of them ever found a way to synthesize it and fill up an entire bathtub with it? Some girls might LIKE cum TO AN EXTENT, but most haven't pushed the limits of their stomachs by swallowing more than 1.5 pints of it. I want to see a girl who rolls her eyes back into her head at the very smell of it, and injects it into both of her southern holes with a turkey baster while rinsing out her mouth with a cupful -every morning and evening. There are ancient Indian (India, not Native American) legends of cave realms that have rivers of cum. Now THAT is being a cum slut. Maybe I should enslave some girls and take them down there once/if I find those places. ...Or make rivers of cum right up here.
Installing app: 1 minute. Finding hot girl ready to f*ck: 3 minutes. Driving to her place: 15 minutes. Congrats! You have just got laid in under 20 minutes!
