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A declassified World War II-era government guide to âsimple sabotageâ is currently one of the most popular open source books on the internet. The book, called âSimple Sabotage Field Manual,â was declassified in 2008 by the CIA and âdescribes ways to train normal people to be purposefully annoying telephone operators, dysfunctional train conductors, befuddling middle managers, blundering factory workers, unruly movie theater patrons, and so on. In other words, teaching people to do their jobs badly.â Over the last week, the guide has surged to become the 5th-most-accessed book on Project Gutenberg, an open source repository of free and public domain ebooks. It is also the fifth most popular ebook on the site over the last 30 days, having been accessed nearly 60,000 times over the last month (just behind Romeo and Juliet).Â
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Because it was written during active wartime, the book includes various suggestions for causing physical violence and destruction, such as starting fires, flooding warehouses, breaking tools, etc. But it also includes many suggestions for how to just generally be annoying within a bureaucracy or office setting. Simple sabotage ideas include: âInsist on doing everything through âchannels.â Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.â âMake âspeeches.â Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your âpointsâ by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate âpatrioticâ comments.â âBring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.â âHaggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions.â ââMisunderstandâ orders. Ask endless questions or engage in long correspondence about such orders. Quibble over them when you can.â âIn making work assignments, always sign out the unimportant jobs first. See that the important jobs are assigned to inefficient workers of poor machines.â âTo lower morale and with it, production, be pleasant to inefficient workers; give them undeserved promotions. Discriminate against efficient workers; complain unjustly about their work.â âHold conferences when there is more critical work to be done.â âMultiply paperwork in plausible ways.â âMake mistakes in quantities of material when you are copying orders. Confuse similar names. Use wrong addresses.â âWork slowly. Think out ways to increase the number of movements necessary on your jobâ âPretend that instructions are hard to understand, and ask to have them repeated more than once. Or pretend that you are particularly anxious to do your work, and pester the foreman with unnecessary questions.â âSnarl up administration in every possible way. Fill out forms illegibly so that they will have to be done over; make mistakes or omit requested information in forms.â The guide also suggests âgeneral devices for lowering morale and creating confusion,â which include âReport imaginary spies or danger to the Gestapo or police,â âact stupid,â âBe as irritable and quarrelsome as possible without getting yourself into trouble,â âStop all conversation when axis nationals or quislings enter a cafe,â âCry and sob hysterically at every occasion, especially when confronted by government clerks.â
29 January 2025
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Why Snowflake Obsidian will probably be a main/recurring character
Earlier this year, a member of the @stevencrewniverse accidentally leaked a turnaround/model sheet of Snowflake obsidian. From what I have seen, it seems likely that they will feature critically in the upcoming season of Steven Universe. Here is a list of reasons why:
An official model sheet. This may not seem like much, as even background characters have model sheets, but it was published on a blog with other important character's model sheets ( I.e. Holly blue's, emerald's).
Numerous appearances. Snowflake appears in Change Your Mind, but also features in Steven Universe: the Movie. She has been close on the camera angle both times.
Proximity to Bismuth. She is one of bismuth's friends, and as such we should at least see some interaction between the two.
Anyway, I could be wrong but I think it is probably an interesting thing to consider.
- Pasta