John Seed - Blog Posts

Just finished playing Far Cry 5! Here’s some dumb sketches about it c:

 I really like the idea of rich and stylish John, getting stuck in the middle of nowhere with his two brothers: one doesn’t know how to shower and pretends to be a wolf (Jacob) and the other rejects clothing and walks around with his tits out (Joseph). While John is out there suffering in his Louboutin red bottom shoes and Gucci glasses.

Bonus: the “on all levels except physical” meme was all I could think about while being in Jacob’s region

duality of the seed siblings

Just say YES to joining me on twitch for some more Far Cry 5

братская любовь ога   ( ✿ ❛ ͜ʖ ❛ ✿ )

usual life  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Playing Far Cry 5 Arcade 24 hours a day

I had to do this

i cant stop drawing this family

I tried

I finally finished this fanart of John Seed as an angel, hope you like it!🐲🐉

Ps. i'm sorry if it's too bloody i imagined him just like this, and sorry if it distusbes you.

Pps. GO WATCH MY INSTAGRAM! 😋

Hope Country nights..🍻

-Let me hug you.. translate: You took my family from me, so I could have yours.. Tadaahh, FC 5 is awesome game I ever played))) Here, take some John and Joseph sketchs (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Jacob: Snipe the deputy from the top of the hill. Don't move away. The stronger spirit will prevail. Chosen Soldiers: Isn't that how Brother John died? Jacob: BROTHER JOHN WAS WEAK.

Omg, that is John Sid from Toy Story.

Twink John Exists, and Can Hurt You

As your local provider of beardless Seeds and Deputies, I was asked by @blindedlamb to deliver some godless beardless John.

I absolutely hate this, btw. John, please grow back your beard.

Here is a cute pic of beardless Staci to cleanse the palate.

Important Question

Ok, guys, let's settle this down. Which Seed brother's beard looks best on Staci?

John's

Jacob's

Joseph's

Jacob's in original color (CUZ WHY NOT?)

Next John Wick?

Yes, I did steal the beard from John. Yes, I did color it black.

Staci Bratt & Co.

With great pleasure, I present to you the collection of my Far Cry 5 mods, dedicated to the best boi Staci Bratt.

The mods include

Charlie Hunnam loading screen replacer

"Have You Seen Him" arcade poster replacer

Seeds' outfits for Staci (Brother Staci, Strong Staci, Daddy Staci)

Braid for adding +1000 to Staci's attractiveness

Staci's outfit for Weak Jacob

It is recommended that Strong Staci and Weak Jacob be used together for the ultimate toxic-ship experience.

John Hunnam and Co.

Lo, a divine spirit descended upon me following this proclamation, and spake unto me, saying, 'Go forth and deliver'.

And I hearkened unto the call, and I delivered.

This particular illustration of John gives very strong sons of anarchy vibes.

In fact, can we pls have a movie adaptation where ALL the Seed brothers are played by Charlie Hunnam?

Bonus points if he also portrays Faith.

Edit: Okay, it seems there is an actual adaptation, and Charlie, in fact, plays all the siblings.

only lil shits bring pepsi

When logic and rebellion Have all but gone astray And Jacob's wolves are circling And John's tattoos mark your way Remember what the Father said: "Help me Faith Help me Faith"

Keeping Up with the Seedians

So I was googling something and saw that the Russian localization of the game does not call the brothers:

Джейкоб (Jacob) Джозеф (Joseph) Джон (John)

but instead uses the Slavic biblical variations of the names

Иаков (Iakov) Иосиф (Iosif) Иоанн (Ioann)

And I realized that the same can be done in Armenian. Thus, I present to you the Seedian family:

Հակոբոս (Hakobos) Հովսեփ (Hovsep) Հովհաննես (Hovhannes)

Among these three, the biblical and modern forms are the same except for Hakobos vs Hakob

Fmk: Jacob, John, Vaas?

Bruh, this is evil. I wouldn’t want to kill any of them 🤣🥲. But if it came down to it I would:

Marry: Vaas. (Life on a tropical island doing crazy sh*t over and over again? Hell yeah! Plus Michael Mando is just GORGEOUS!)

F*ck: John. (I want at least one mad night with that sexy boy)

And sadly Kill: Jacob (Can’t I at least have one chance to ride that bull 🤣)

To all Far Cry 5 fans who watched the English dub of Squid Game; how many of you went nuts when Deok-su said this 😂

Incorrect Quotes. Far Cry 5

Deputy - “A Preacher, a Lawyer and a Soldier? You guys are like the start of a bad joke”

Jacob - “And we saved you. That makes you the punch line … kitty” *suddenly pinned against the wall*

Deputy - “Don’t call me kitty!”

Jacob - “Ok, I won’t … *pins the deputy to the floor* kitty”

John - *to Joseph* “If they kiss I’m gonna puke”

Incorrect Quotes. Far Cry New Dawn

Joseph - “You’re like the child I never had” *embraces the Security Captain*

Ethan - “But father ... I’m your child”

Joseph - *glances at Ethan* “Yes but ... I had you”

I had to reblog this. This ending had me in tears 😂

ASMR - Imagine playing the worst game of hide and seek with John Seed. If he catches you, he will attempt to get you confess.

Incorrect Quotes. Far Cry 5

John - “You. Me. Beautiful baby. Now”

Deputy - “You? Me? Fat chance” *walks away*

John - “I’ve got a chance! *turns to Joseph* AND IT’S FAT!”