Joseph Seed - Blog Posts

duality of the seed siblings

usual life  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Playing Far Cry 5 Arcade 24 hours a day

i cant stop drawing this family

I tried

This is an emotional draw i did after dreaming this scene, when i saw him i was terrified and i cried a lot... But instead uf hurting me he hugged me😊 Hope you like it! 🐲🐉

Ps. I tried to give this draw as much expression as i could to make it express all of my feelings 😧

-Let me hug you.. translate: You took my family from me, so I could have yours.. Tadaahh, FC 5 is awesome game I ever played))) Here, take some John and Joseph sketchs (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Important Question

Ok, guys, let's settle this down. Which Seed brother's beard looks best on Staci?

John's

Jacob's

Joseph's

Jacob's in original color (CUZ WHY NOT?)

Staci Bratt & Co.

With great pleasure, I present to you the collection of my Far Cry 5 mods, dedicated to the best boi Staci Bratt.

The mods include

Charlie Hunnam loading screen replacer

"Have You Seen Him" arcade poster replacer

Seeds' outfits for Staci (Brother Staci, Strong Staci, Daddy Staci)

Braid for adding +1000 to Staci's attractiveness

Staci's outfit for Weak Jacob

It is recommended that Strong Staci and Weak Jacob be used together for the ultimate toxic-ship experience.

Joseph-Sense (?!)

Getting bitten by a spider gives you superpowers.

Getting bitten by a Joseph Seed, on the other hand...

makes you preach some nonsense?

John Hunnam and Co.

Lo, a divine spirit descended upon me following this proclamation, and spake unto me, saying, 'Go forth and deliver'.

And I hearkened unto the call, and I delivered.

This particular illustration of John gives very strong sons of anarchy vibes.

In fact, can we pls have a movie adaptation where ALL the Seed brothers are played by Charlie Hunnam?

Bonus points if he also portrays Faith.

Edit: Okay, it seems there is an actual adaptation, and Charlie, in fact, plays all the siblings.

only lil shits bring pepsi

Father, into your hands I commend my spirit Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me In your thoughts forsaken me In your heart forsaken me, oh

When logic and rebellion Have all but gone astray And Jacob's wolves are circling And John's tattoos mark your way Remember what the Father said: "Help me Faith Help me Faith"

Keeping Up with the Seedians

So I was googling something and saw that the Russian localization of the game does not call the brothers:

Джейкоб (Jacob) Джозеф (Joseph) Джон (John)

but instead uses the Slavic biblical variations of the names

Иаков (Iakov) Иосиф (Iosif) Иоанн (Ioann)

And I realized that the same can be done in Armenian. Thus, I present to you the Seedian family:

Հակոբոս (Hakobos) Հովսեփ (Hovsep) Հովհաննես (Hovhannes)

Among these three, the biblical and modern forms are the same except for Hakobos vs Hakob

To all Far Cry 5 fans who watched the English dub of Squid Game; how many of you went nuts when Deok-su said this 😂

Incorrect Quotes. Far Cry 5

Deputy - “A Preacher, a Lawyer and a Soldier? You guys are like the start of a bad joke”

Jacob - “And we saved you. That makes you the punch line … kitty” *suddenly pinned against the wall*

Deputy - “Don’t call me kitty!”

Jacob - “Ok, I won’t … *pins the deputy to the floor* kitty”

John - *to Joseph* “If they kiss I’m gonna puke”

Incorrect Quotes. Far Cry New Dawn

Joseph - “You’re like the child I never had” *embraces the Security Captain*

Ethan - “But father ... I’m your child”

Joseph - *glances at Ethan* “Yes but ... I had you”

I had to reblog this. This ending had me in tears 😂

ASMR - Imagine playing the worst game of hide and seek with John Seed. If he catches you, he will attempt to get you confess.

Incorrect Quotes. Far Cry 5

John - “You. Me. Beautiful baby. Now”

Deputy - “You? Me? Fat chance” *walks away*

John - “I’ve got a chance! *turns to Joseph* AND IT’S FAT!”

Never called Jacob a “murderous wolf daddy” but I think I might start 🥵😋

Never before have I seen a more perfect representation of the game.😂

i don’t know what to say except i haven’t touched a video editing software in ages but i couldn’t get this out of my head.

*Joseph when he and his family arrive in Hope County*

Aww, he’s so sweet!🥰 You deserve it babes!

Totally gonna buy these when they come out! And this art (that I assume from the comic) looks awesome!

*Me*

Well, I know what I’m gonna be spending my money on. 😋

The Far Cry: Rite of Passage comic book series has been announced 😍 Available May 19!

"Just as the three villains grace the covers of the Far Cry: Rite of Passage issues, their stories will be retold within each chapter. The series features Antón Castillo and his son, Diego, who are both core characters in the upcoming Far Cry 6. Dark Horse said the series begins with Diego turning 13, that being the rite of passage the series’ title alludes to. Antón uses the occasion to impart on Diego “important lessons in leadership” and “cautionary tales he has heard about the undoing of three legendary men.”"

Source: comicbook.com

Oh honey, I got a whole list 🥰😂

I know a couple…

ACCEPT THE POWER OF YES!!!!!

🤣

Far Cry 5 in a nutshell

It really is true

Where is the lie?

I am having this right now with Far Cry VILLIANS!

First it was Vaas now it’s John.

God damn it, I really hate my brain sometimes

My last brain cell when I find yet another fictional psychopath to fall in love with.