Jokes - Blog Posts
All my characters, in a car together: Oh no, dragon! What do we do? We're going to die! My main character: I want to distract the dragon by dancing with my crush and going crazy The love interest: I don't want to dance with you when a dragon is trying to eat us! My main character, dancing in circles: Too bad, I'm doing it!
Sometimes you need a good laugh.
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Lately I have been watching FNAF theories and someone recently reminded me about a very important thing:
He always comes back
To whoever genius/crackhead this account belongs to, thanks for giving me a heart attack, much appreciated 👍
My breath ragged and my legs shaking as I struggle to keep standing with one arm on the shower wall:
“Are we done here?”
The 3 blade razor I bought from the dollar store:
“Not even close.”
*proceeds to shave the same spot repeatedly because somehow I missed some hairs on the first two tries*
Getting ahead on my New Year’s resolution to become a network of free-floating signs which can only reflect each other. Woke up at 6 am and immediately started crying. So far, so good.
i was thinking about how the other day i didn’t know what “sybau” meant (it’s a new slang term that means ‘shut your bitch ass up’) so i asked my online friends and they said it means encouragement or something good. so i just went about my day until i asked what it meant to my gf bc she showed me a meme that said it in a different context that didn’t make sense as encouragement. and she explained the real meaning. i wish i wasn’t so gullible and stupid all the time! i just assume everyone is being truthful.
School, school is terrifying. I hate school but I need to go there, per law.
You, you're there. I love you and school isn't as terrible when you're there, with me.
Me, I am lonely without you. You're the thing keeping me going.
Without you, without you I cannot live. A year and a half ago I was all alone. Alone in a school where I didn't really belong with anyone, because you weren't there, you were sick.
A life, a life without you seems impossible. How could it be possible without your incredible presence in it? Your jokes keep me going every day.
Not one day, not one day goes by that I'm not afraid you'll be sick again. Leave me alone again. Not come to keep me going for weeks on end.
I'm not sure but somehow I've started to depend on you too much. I love you even though I could never say it to your face, I'll love you through all sickness and sadness. I love you, I love you, I love you.
To you I say this, don't ever leave me I beg of you.
Haha! I had to read it twice to get the joke! Your sis is so cool! Big sisters are always awesome!! UwU
SHITPOST
I don't know if you already knew the joke but there you go! Yea ... Today I asked my sister to play a joke on me and they told me this one ... Hehehe, lmao
My body is acephobic
it has a tantrum everytime i dont have a child
Is he stupidly handsome, handsomely stupid, stupid handsomely, or handsome stupidly?
The Best Thing About Being Bi
Is that you can sing virtually any love song and not have to change the pronouns.