Joone Reblog - Blog Posts
🍂 A much needed reminder for fat self shippers that it is indeed okay to be fat and like food / eating !!
Your f/o will never try to force any unrequested eating habits on you. They won't shame you for how much you eat; they won't make snarky remarks or look at you despectively when eating; they won't comment negatively on your food choices.. !!
A meal you're obsessed with? They'll learn to make it just for you! And if they can't, they'll try to find a way to get you the best of its kind!
You like eating a lot of snacks and sweets? They know all your favorites and they love them as well! And if they don't like those kinds of foods? It doesn't matter; because they notice how your face immediately lights up after the first bite, and that's all that matters to them!
Always remember that a healthy relationship with food is one of the most important keys to self care! Don't let anyone shame you for it because your f/o is not ashamed to love you ♡
imagine your villain f/o tilting your chin up with their weapon and saying "well, well, well, what do we have here?"
proship dni
i still get this question to this day. asking for PERMISSION to draw my actual ROMAN EMPIRE. you sweet amazing individuals so. just to let people know
rb this if u are okay with people drawing your selfship!!! this post is their permission slip!!!
pr✧ship + variants dni...
everything I say about my f/o is canon btw. what're you gonna do? tell me i'm wrong? about my own partner?
whenever I like your self ship posts, please imagine me holding up pompoms and yelling "YEAH!!!!" every time.
OK I'M SORRY I HAVE TO SAY THIS.
I LOVE CANON HORROR AND HIS CUNTY ATTITUDE .
I LOVE HIS ASSHOLE AND SELFISH BEHAVIOR.
HE'S SO PATHETIC IT'S DRIVING INSANE AHHH
ESPECIALLY WHEN ARTISTS DRAW HIM WITH THAT SIGNATURE JAWLINE AHHHHHHH
HE'S A MISERABLE PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A SANS AND A CUNTY OLD MAN AND I LOVE HIM I WANNA CHOKE HIM
AND THAT CROPPED SHIRT-
THE SHIRT HE CUT CUZ HIS LAZY DEPRESSED ASS DIDN'T BOTHER TO CHANGE .
THAT HYPOCRITICAL WHORE.
IM ABSOLUTELY NORMAL ABOUT HIM.
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I'll see myself out now
Sorry for the slip up.
Your male/masc f/o who's randomly shipped with women they've interacted a couple of times is very gay and in love with you. He's as confused as you are with those ships I promise!
pro-shitters and transphobes fuck off
Kissing your f/o scars... Telling them how beautiful they are... Aaaahhh
You and your f/o
imagine shoveling snow with your f/o's and accidentally pelting them in the face with a shovelful of snow :(
proship/proship adjacent dni. hypothermia 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡🌡
f/o who calls you and when you asked what they need they go, "Nothing, I just really missed your voice."
proship DNI
every time someone calls me and my f/o canon i bounce around my room like a bouncy ball that someone just threw with all their strength
Yeah so me and my f/o were walking around town and we saw YOU and YOUR f/o, and we agreed that you guys look perfect for each other. Just absolutely adorable. It made our day, really.
a lot of people who hate selfshippers always tend to forget aroace people exist. "this will ruin your ability to find a real partner" for a lot of people, that's is a really good thing!
f/o who makes you go 😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭ue💧 ee😭🥺💧 ue🥺 e e e😭. e💧🥺😭Uueuuue.💧💧ue😭🥺ee e🥺🥺😭eYEE💧🥺💧EEE💧💧😭U E🥺😭 EE G💧🥺😭E EYU💧🥺😭 UUEHH🥺💧😭EUEH💧🥺😭💧💧ue e😭😭eeeeee💧💧💧uu🥺😭hh😭🥺uUEEE🥺😭💧 e💧🥺😭Uueuuue.💧💧ue😭🥺ee
f/o who wants you so so so so bad it makes them look STUPID!
Yknow what. We need to enrich our f/os more.
PROSHIP + ADJACENT DNI!!!
Me showing my f/os to my followers again for the millionth time
What do y’all think his answer would be? 😰