Kyle Broflovski - Blog Posts

Summer is here and I drawn Kyle with a lot of scares all over his body.

( this is speculation or head canon ) The thing about scares is that some are not parament and some are so that might be the reason why Kyle dose not have an mouth scare on him from the human canite pad.

I don't know why but I can't help but think that Kyle is there best gunner of the boy or the only one that has his head on his shoulders when it comes to these things. ( this is speculation or head canon )

If it was an mission it would be an escort mission if anything. Like driving the payload more then anything here.

I try my best with the angel that I have picked even though it is one of the angels that is the hardest to draw.

I might have butcher Kenny in the art

Okay I might gave Kyle an new look to his fantasy get up

okay when I was making the happy birthday art for Kyle I found out that ( カイル ) Kairu achily means Kyle in Japanese. So I gest in the Japanese sub for south park Kyles name is pronounce Kairu.

I have made some character deigns and an oc but I did not do much with there deigns though but add some idioms that they might have on there person but that is only it

Okay I wanted to do this for an long time and I have gave it an shot so here you all go.

I try to redraw an scene that people did not do yet from south park I hope you enjoy.

cryle headcanons:

• When Kyle gets pissed off and starts swearing Craig sorta admires it just because he wishes he could say the same bad stuff

• You know how Craig had asked to do Thomas his laundry before, with Kyle they could play laundromat together like how Kyle did with the others before like in the video

• Craig acts like a smartass but is actually a dumbass, Kyle acts like a smartass and actually is one

• Kyle would win in a physical and verbal fight (but I think Craig would think that’s cool about him but would also make him salty)

• Before Craig confessed he would stare at Kyle and get caught at the worst moments (for example when he’s picking his nose… (hc based on a TikTok and SP clip)

• They both are kinda nerds, Kyle has an Einstein poster in his room, Craig is a space and science nerd (Kyle has space stuff too in his closet!!) so they have someone to share their interests with finally

• Kyle is a morning person and Craig is a night owl (he won’t stop watching his shows)

• When studying together Kyle would mostly help Craig except the subjects Craig is really passionate about (physics, science, etc…) it would be the other way around

• Kyle doesn’t know anything about Red Racer at all (he’s out of the loop) but he listens anyways when Craig talks about it (Kyle gets kinda forced into liking it so then they can always watch it together)

• Craig would TRY to listen quietly when Kyle is pissed off and rants about stuff (mostly bc of Cartman…)

• They could make fun of people together (Kyle about Cartman and Craig about his friends but wouldn’t mind making fun of Cartman at all too)

• Cartman would tease Kyle for hanging out with Craig especially because Craig’s gay.. 😁

• Kyle always knows what to say and Craig never does (Kyle mostly initiates the conversations in the beginning even though Craig first approached him)

• Craig tells Kyle space and guinea pig facts at random

• Craig is more easygoing than Kyle, so he doesn’t really bother to be as passionate about what’s right like him but when Kyle gets mad at stuff in his stead, Craig does kinda appreciate him

• Kyle and Craig filming TikToks of Stripe together, Kyle convinced him because people love cute animal video’s and Craig knows that well too (that one ep of Craig filming animals with the wide camera lens) and maybe Craig could lend him that camera to film it so it’d turn out even better :)

• Kyle finding the real list and seeing Craig 1st place, being reminded of that one time he catched Craig staring at him while picking his nose and thinking ‘what do they even see in him?’

• Kyle being mad he lost the Halloween costume contest with his handmade solar system costume with the planets with them all even made accurately (in that one Halloween ep)! or something and even though he lost, Craig being mad impressed he did all that and does somewhat appreciate his costume

• Craig picking up the habit to say “You bastards!” from hanging out with Kyle whenever Kenny dies.

• Craig likes to show off, like by being a smartass, so he would try to impress Kyle

• Kyle sitting at his computer, looking intently, Craig walking by and asking “what are you doing…” “spreading hate on the internet” Craig sits down at a computer next to him doing the same

• Craig getting a nice tan in the summer, Kyle on the other hand getting absolutely sunburnt because he’s a pale ginger kid

the start of cryle, probably will make more parts :P

Headcannon:

If kyle were to ever come out as queer to cartman, cartman would say “My God… your a gay ginger Jew…. You really ARE looking for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!”

SOUTH PARK MUSIC HEAD CANNONS⁉️

STAN:

Radiohead (hes.. a little bit of a ceeep, maybe a weirdo even)

Weezer (he’s such a fucking looser)

The Cure (based)

The Smiths (Bro is NOT aware of the morrisey scandals)

Deftones (he gets barely any game)

Bahaus

Primus

Siouxsie and the Banshees (he had a small goth phase, he was probably only introduced to the basics)

The entire Rocky horror picture show soundtrack (trust me please hear me out)

KORN

Metalica

Pantera

Judas Priest (BASED)

Black Sabbath

Slayer

Nine inch nails

The Living tombstones (he had a closeted fnaf creepy pasta phase and we all know it)

KYLE:

The beastie boys (he likes Jewish Rap)

Alice In Chains (BASED)

Marina and the diamonds

Mary J bilge (SHE CAN ADD WORDS TO THE DICTIONARY 🔥🔥)

The Cure (cannon)

Beck

Them crooked vultures

The smashing pumpkins (specifically 3 songs)

311

Gorilaz

Weezer (hes just like buddy holly, and a fucking looser)

Primus

Queens of the Stone Age

Queen

Black Sabbath

Billy idol

Ben folds five

Tears for fears

Depache mode

Soft cell

Duran Duran

Tears for fears

KORN

Eminem

Blue öyster cult

Blu Cantrell

The Smiths

Bôa

(I have a full playlist of this one)

KENNY:

Insane Clown Pussy

Blink 182

Weezer (LOSER)

MSI (listened to it illegally anyways so he wasn’t too sad about the news)

Primus

Eminem

Sir Mix a lot

Lemon demon (Two trucks holding hands)

Ayesha erotica

Kesha

All the Sailor moon themes (he watches sailor moon with Karen and he got into it)

Devo

Oingo boingo

Wesley Willis

CARTMAN:

Lady Gaga

Britney Spears

Katy Perry

Mitski (HEAR ME OUT OKAY, HIS MOM LIKES HER)

Marina and the Diamonds (bro relates to some of the songs)

Grimes

MSI (he doesn’t care to download stuff illegally, but he is a bit sad about the pedofillia part)

Ayesha Erotica (he eats every fem outfit he does he has to get his cunt serving genes from somewhere)

Melanie Martinez (he thinks he’s so badass listening to mad hatter but he’s actually just a fuckass)

PRIMUS

Wesley Willis

Alright so that’s my list I’m tired and I am being thrown around by adventure time and South Park like a tennis ball so I am not fully tisming out on South Park yet (might not be fully accurate)

Intergalactic planetary

Another dimension another dimension another dimension (*funky music*)

Hyperfixations got mixed and had a vision

(so hyped for the new SP season and Victory Road AAAA- WE EATING SO GOOD)

I watched the sp pilots and besides these fanarts I couldn't stop thinking about an episode were the boys have them as dreams but Cartman is the only one obsessing over them because he had a father and a sister in one of them

Drawing of Smiling Cherub

I made a creepypasta fan art of the smiling cherubs that I made in years ago because I like it I don't know

I made stan smiler, because his smile going wide to ear to ear and there's black ooze coming out of his head, and I literally confirmed that he is completely psycho, honestly.

And I made those nightmare characters parts of the smiling cherubs that I made because they look cool, not gonna lie, and honestly I was thinking what if those three were spirits, because I seen a lot of fan arts about them, and it is pretty neat.

Bonus post:

I made him met the depressed Mandy who was made by that dude @mra1f

Just be clear with y'all, Stan is 10 years old and Mandy is 9 because I just search it up. That's why you had to search it up and what they are.

Doodles from yesterday.

I originally planned on drawing only Stan, Kyle and kenny, but I didn't want to left out Cartman.

Kyle Broflovski's got powers, and I don't see people talk about it

Okay so, I don't know if nobody's talked about this or if I'm just disconnected from the fandom. But just how many powers does Kyle Broflovski have!?!?!?!? Like, we see him having powers for the first time in The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (season 4 episode 1) He develops not only Personal Existence Manipulation but also Reality Warping and some sort of Omnipresence and Higher Consciousness. He develops these abilities after he discovers that the tooth fairy is not real, and he starts to question the truth of all things, including his own existence. He begins to study various philosophies about the nature of reality. (Wikipedia plot summary). In the end of the episode, Kyle disappears into thin air while questioning his own existence, but soon reappears wielding control over all reality, even becoming a half-chicken half-squirrel beast.

Then in Cartman's Incredible Gift (Season 8 episode 13) he shows/develops psychic abilities, after jumping of a roof in order to fake having an accident to develop psychic abilities (Since in the episode Cartman starts telling people he's a psychic after he jumped of a rooftop) In order to be taken seriously (Wikipedia page so you can read the summary). After everything's said and done, at the hospital, a fight breaks out between Cartman and the fake psychics, at which point Kyle gets annoyed and yells at them to stop, at which point the light bulbs in the room explode and a shelf becomes partially detached from its wall, spilling its contents on the floor.

In the episode It's a Jersey Thing (Season 14, episode 7) he has these "Transformations" that are obviously making fun of/Referencing werewolf transformations, but you know, I'm still adding them mostly since he does seem to be stronger in his "Jersey form" and more aggressive (Again, clearly both making fun of people from Jersey and Werewolves)

In Turd Burglars (Season 23 episode 8) he seems to be able to see/feel the microbiome of his entire body and everything else, having almost psychic dreams showing the bookcase in Tom Brady's house, which is actually a secret entrance to a basement where he has been hiding his faeces. In the end of the episode, the boys take those faeces and they're used to save the whole town (Again, you can read the episode's plot in Wikipedia to get a better summary of it). And when asked how he knew about, Kyle just says that his microbiome knew.

Like, just the implications of it have so much potential, I know the show doesn't follow a canon timeline, with many characters dying and appearing again later on, or the cannon in the games, show and movies being different, etc. But like, it's almost becoming a running gag with Kyle having powers (If we follow the logic of "One time is a X, two times is a Y, three times is a pattern"). Just imagine both Kyle and Kenny would become the only characters (To my knowledge) Who canonically have superpowers (Kenny's immortality).

I don't know, I just thought I'd talk about it.

Here’s a little Christmas card I made :3 the four boys want to wish you a happy Christmas! And I’ll say,I wish the love and gifts you get for yourself and give to others bring you all the joy and hope you may have lost during the year! HAPPY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKKAH, HAPPY KWANZA, AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

i adore this video

hEY IM BACK WITH A NEW HEADCANON LMAO (no im not dead nor inactive, just lazy ahah). first, how y’all been doing? don’t forget to take care of yourself! <3 oh btw im searching for an editor, because you may don’t know but english isn’t my first language (so most of my texts are filled with mistakes lol) soooo if you’re interested, please come and message me! <3 

anyways back to the main subject,, this is a south park’s headcanon! this cartoon needs more appreciation like frfr :(

alright idrk what type of headcanon it is lol, let’s call it relationship headcanon (they’re highschooler btw) <3

im so sorry if it’s crap, doesn’t please you because of the writing or ooc, i tried my best and yes i just did the main quatuor maybe next time i’ll do the others (craig, tweak, token ect) :( 

Stan:

at first dating him was so difficult, every single thing you did would remind him of wendy which was kinda painful.

like damn, vomit-boy can’t even get over his ex lol

after a few months you couldn’t take it anymore and decided to tell him, its either he stopped that bullshit or you would leave his ass

my man understood the assignement and promised you he’ll do better

you know it was a harsh dilemma but both of you were suffering

but seeing him making a lot of efforts is kinda comforting, you don’t feel like shit anymore 

now back in the present both of you are happy

yes its not perfect and all, sometimes arguments happen and thats normal

it doesnt mean he doesn’t love you less than before

the truth is he’s scared.

yES you heard me, he’s scared of you leaving him like wendy did

he has and still has abandonment issues

and how did you find out? 

one day after a huge fight, stan left your house to go over cartman’s one and by some miracles your boo ended up drunk. 

kyle called you and asked you to come over so you can pick him up and drive him back to his house, on the way he started to cry and told you how scared he was

he didn’t want you to leave him, he told you how much he loves you and that without you he would be nothing 

you know you weren’t suppose to hear that so the day after the confession you fake innocence and apologized.

then swear from now on you both won’t fight anymore and instead use communication when something isn’t right 

he ran towards you and hug you

the hug was so strong that you swear you almost saw your soul leave your body lol

yes because when he hugs you, he puts all his strength in it

he loves hugs 

and kisses 

even though he’s shy.

AND NO OML HE DOESNT VOMIT ANYMORE (at least not on you nor in your mouth)

Kyle:

oml dating him isn’t for everyone

everyday is a challenge 

not only for you but also for him

why would you ask me?? because of cartman.

everything is cartman’s fault.

is that clear??

that boy omg, he’s so annoying?? when he doesn’t get involved into some weird ass shit, he would get involved into YOUR relationship with kyle

“kyle why are you dating that girl? she’s gonna give you AIDS!!”

“shut up cartman”

“sEE i told you, you damn jewish!! she already gave you aids, oh my god”

man life was harsh with you

luckily kyle was there to defend you although you can do it by yourself

bUt let’s say seeing kyle do it was so much more attractive (no i won’t call it hot smh.)

there were also his parents, they are sweet with you but sometimes too much WAS TOO MUCH. 

everytime you go to their house you end up with a bunch of stuffs, sometimes it was clothes, sometimes food and sometimes it was ike 

yes

ike

you became his babysitter lmao

but you don’t really mind, it means his little brother appreciates you

and thats so sweet

plus you can protect him from kyle’s infamous kick 

“kICK THE BABY”

“ooH loRD NO KYLE”

the first time you met him it was when both of you were in preschool.

you were sitting on that bench, waiting for your mom to pick you up and for some odd reason you saw a baby fly in the sky, screaming “doN’T KICK THE GODDAMN BABY” while cartman was yelling “damn that dildo flies high”

and for another odd reason that’s how you fell in love with him

Kenny

fiRST OF ALL, unlike some of these boys, kenny was loyal.

even though he doesn’t have a lot of money he still tries to buy you gifts such as jewelry, plushies and cakes.

kenny doesn’t talk much but when he does it was hard to understand because of his parka’s hood

but quickly you got used to it and now it became a habit.

both of you don’t really like to go outside for a date so y’all stay at the house of the other one watching tv, listening to music or just staying in bed while doing nothing

soMETIMES WHEN you were in the mood, you would ask him to bake and/or cook with you

it was your little secret but you know he doesn’t like to take food when people give it to him because it feels like they do it out of pity, thats why you ask him to do this activity with you

so you can say “aww i think it’s a bit too much.. you should take it home”

and since you’re his girlfriend, he cannot say no unless he doesn’t want to live anymore lol

because yes, if he doesn’t take it home with him you would throw a tantrum and pout for the rest of the day (he learns from his mistake lmao, homie is scared for his life)

when y’all don’t hang out at your house, it would be at his house even though he’s ashamed

not because he was poor (a bit) but because of his family’s situation

his parents weren’t the best 

and let’s not talk about his big brother, the only one he could stand and really care about and love would be his little sister, karen

she was his sunshine, his everything 

and you could understand why 

she was sweet yet somehow clumsy but her kindness would took over it

the few times you were at his house, you tried your best to make her smile 

you would take her out for shopping, buy her cakes and so on 

you know kenny was less worried for her knowing she was safe with you, he was and will always be grateful towards you for that

unlike his ex-girlfriends, you would take your time to make the most precious person in his life smile 

“y/n, babe, thank you for everything, really”

Cartman

this kid is foul, his mouth is foul, HE IS FOUL

you don’t even understand how both of you even started to date 

like?? you’re so different from him

he was mean, toxic, narcissistic, egoistic, self centered, manipulator, devoid of emotions/feelings and the list could go on

but yet you still fell for him

that was dumb of you, y/n

im so disappointed rn 

anyway, at first you didn’t pay much attention to him

you just heard a few rumors on him and his friends but never did you pay attention to him

except to THAT day

you were being scold by your teacher for being late and as expected he didn’t let you in 

so here you are, standing in the corridor, waiting for the next class to begin

minutes later cartman was kick out of the classroom for saying hitler was such a good man (and he dared to add he was handsome)

you looked at him with disappointment then go back to what you were doing which was staring at the window, he saw your look and put a disguted look on his face

“dumb bitches are always late”

“hUH??????????????”

“what is your problem, woman”

“shut up you peasant”

and thats how your pleasant not so pleasant friendship with cartman began

after a few months, you (unfortunately) developped feelings for him

you weren’t sure how to tell him since his last relationship was kind of a mess and from what you heard, heidi became another person when she was with him and even after the breakup 

but you took your courage and confessed aND WOW, the confession went so smoothly and surprise it’s reciprocated?????

but now that you are with him, you finally understood why heidi was so different from before

you can’t really say he was being a jerk with you

sometimes he was sweet, caring and loving

then the next minute he would degrade you, saying how useless and dumb you were (luckily for you he doesn’t know you have a degrading kink)

and if it wasn’t that, he would drag you with him into his weird ass shit, asking you to be his “partner in crimes”

i mean yeahhhh i agree but i think this is better:

monika: kyle

sayori: butters

mc: kenny/stan you choose it

natsuki: cartman

yuri: i actually wanted kyle to be yuri cuz yk natsuki and yuri don't get along really well but it's either gonna be kenny or stan at this point

Hear me out ddlc south park, like cartman=monika, stan=sayori, kenny=yuri, and kyle=natsuki

2023 (from ask)

Я....НЕ.....ГЕЙ!!!!!!!!!!(ЗАПОМНИ ЭТО,БЛ***!)😡😡😡😡😡😡

oooold art… from very old rp.

ой короче я обосрусь теги ставить и у меня не вместится все но… папа пожалуйста не трогай мой писюнчик пожалуйста не надо прошу.

обещал себе не приманивать сп фандом.

#насри себе в штанишки