Kyle Broflovski - Blog Posts
don't forget to keep the homies warm
Djajhsdajhdsajhsahkj in my South Park phase and I CANT CHOOSE UHHHH IM GONNA VOTE FOR KENNY SINCE I LOVE HIM AND HE’S OP
Not everybody is a Japanese princess, his sister’s angel guardian thing, a really good brother and literally immortal SO VOTE KENNY IG ☺️
Also his bday is 2 days from now so you shld vote for Kenny.
SP FAVE BRACKET! FINAL ROUND:
Vote for your fave, reblog, and find out who the most loved fourth grader really is!
A short stupid Kyman animation I made.
Kyman Animation I'm working on.
I don't think Kyle and Cartman are enemies. I feel like they're more frenemies/rivals than anything. They sometimes hangout without the rest of the group, Kyle and Cartman both have each other phone numbers, and they saved each other multiple times.
Calls between Cartman and Kyle
I'm sure I'm not the only one who think the main four are adorable sometimes. (Even Cartman.)
HELP!
Hey someone please help me find this fanfic of Stan x Kyle, where Cartman shoots the school and Kyle dies. I think the story begins with Stan in another state, and he gets the invitation. And then we find out that Kenny is studying medicine, and Craig was in the FBI.
If someone could help me, it would be amazing, I haven been searching for this fanfic, the longest time.
Thanks
OKAY ONE I LOVE THIS, TWO I LOVE HOW BOTH OF THEIR POSITIONS CAN BE SWITCHED BACK AND FORTH AND THEY HAVE, LIKE THE FACEBOOK CROP FARM EP IN KYLES CASE. I LOVE THEM SM THEIR SO GOOFY
first time drawing south park in a year
just the fact that i fully believe that this has happened more than once. Not specifically halloween but like one of them not being able to go out because either of stans stupud parents, or kyles only slightly less stupid parents, and them phisically needed the other to hang out with them, so they just brung their ipad device to make it seem like the other is there in person. The other basically experiencing it for themselves. Randys actually right in that one ep, i bet most of south park have a running bet of how long it takes for them to get together, because this is one of many times they have such emotional attachment issues. I bet the citizens of south park are SICK AND TIRED of these boys saying their just friends when they pull shit like this all the time.
Anyways live, laugh, love: style (the saga)
KYLE (most likely) RESPONDING TO CLYDES COMMENT IMPLIES HE KNOWS WHAT HES DOING, BY SAYING THAT HES AWARE STANS JELOUS. BROS DOING THIS ON PURPOSE 😭.
im in my southpark phase again
Piggyback! Moments before Ike was lobbed into the goddamn sun
A demon and angel au where Cartman is a demon and Kyle is an angel in medieval times. Cartman can turn into anything like a siren or an old man, you name it, and he basically causes chaos and stuff. Kyle is always tryna stop him bc yk its Kyle and they both kinda protect Stan and Kenny cuz they're just peasants in a kingdom. So one day, Cartman is shot down by a bounty hunter after word gets out a demon in haunting the kingdom, and obviously Kyle is super mad (he's also worshipped and treated extremely well by the people in the kingdom since yk he's an angel) so he wants to destroy the kingdom but Stan and Kenny calm him down by telling him he should disguise as a human, earn the princesses trust, and get Cartman out safely. So he does that, basically the princess falls in love with him, and he saves Cartman before he can be killed
Ok guys, Kyman au. Cartman runs away bc life in South Park was so overwhelming and Kyle is devastated and pissed, swearing to find him and beat his ass bc yk kyman and basically Cartman becomes a famous movie star and he's looking for a manager, so what does Kyle do? Sign up to be his manager and Cartman is all 😲 and Kyle is all 👿. But you know happily ever after :)
Kyle without hat
This took me a while to do bc I was using an art app I don't like lol
Small Kyle doodle for my sanity
Doctor: you have 3 minutes and 11 seconds to live
Me:
PLz tell me there coming bacK together
plZ tHe gAnG CanT spLiT :"(( 🤧😩
KDtifkyfyf
no words
EVEN THE GIRL IN THE BACK LOOKS LIKE REBECCA
"The cartoon is called el chavo if you're curious 😌✋"
i drink to forget but i always rember fhjfyuf why did i do this? edit. tumblr makes it look gray n shit i dunno why
"It's ma madafuckin birthday bitchhh"
Nah but fr thank you so much for my lovely internet friend for these amazing gifts I mean omg I LOST IT WHEN I OPEND THEM FROM THE BOX JUST LOOK
She's so talented with watercolors like jdndjsns
Ya know I had to do it xd
Also happy b day to Craigslist mabye I'll do a drawing later this day I dunno
I panted this a while ago and dont rember when, sorry ://
"Kahl quick we have to hide"
I hear a half whisper coming from the doorway and without having time to process what's happening I'm being pushed into a closet.
"What the hell is-"
"Shh quiet jew, they might hear"
Now where both cramped intoo a tiny closet. Well it's not tiny it's just Cartman being fat and taking up a lot of space while I'm just barely squeezed in holding the closet doors shut.
"What are you talking about?"
"I saw a rober with a gun here"
"What!?"
"Shhh"
"Sorry...what? We have to call the cops"
"I'm not stupid Kahl, I alredy did. Now we just have to wait here"
"Allright" I agree and everything goes to silance.
Well this is kindda awkward...um
God and it doesnt help that where so crampt in here. He's propably hunched over cuz I can feel his hot breath on my neck. God hes so close JESUS CHRIST WHY IS HE SO CLOSE A-
"You okay Kah-?"
"Yes"
ye if you’re getting deja vu then you’re not crazy xd
this is one of the kyman sketches I have posted but now with slightly different expressions and Christmas outfits yay 🙂
no srs I didn't get lazy I actually got over myself and messed up a cupule times trying to do this “big project” and since I didn't what to feel like I wasted time I made this lil thing
dunno hope you like it and happy holidays 🎄🥴✨
Now I'm laying in the bed terrified. Fuck I just saw a flashlight flash in my window someone is trying to get in here! WHat DO I DO?! AHh no Kyle get it together you're sounding like Tweek. Yeah shut your eyes... forget... mabye I should still loo-
My quick start of a sleep was intorupted by a pair of hands. Hands? Touching around my bed like there blind and then my arm? Hands... OH
"AA-" I scream but one of them covers my mouth and I hear a low husky "shhh"
"Its okay it's me Kahl" the 'stranger' quietly reassures but takes my pause as mark of not knowing who he is. Surprised he continues
"Kahl? Is this you?"
Then he starts touching around my face with his bigass hands. He squeezes the puffy hair but still is not reassured so goes around some more. As soon as he touches the nose he says "Yeah okay that's Kahl"
Man the way I draw Cartman changes with every drawing I swer I'm doing it unintentionally xd
2020-06-17
Cartman: Hey Kahl, have you found yourself someone on jdate yet?
Kyle: I dunno, have you stopped crying alone in you're room waching food porn on your snapchat yet?
Cartman: ...*sniff* jew...
Yup kyman agen 🥴👍
Cartman kindda looks like Clyde but oh well
Yup this is kinnda old but you'll see old stuff often here
Anyway I did this 11-24 right after I wached the mysterion trilogy for the first time and I needed to draw these dorks xd
Also I made lemon bars the next day 🍋