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3 months ago

i'm sorry? did this actually happen?

like no seriously this is actually kinda funny

Really Cool Day At The Rainforest Cafe
Really Cool Day At The Rainforest Cafe
Really Cool Day At The Rainforest Cafe
Really Cool Day At The Rainforest Cafe
Really Cool Day At The Rainforest Cafe
Really Cool Day At The Rainforest Cafe

Really cool day at the rainforest cafe


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3 years ago

Make Me || pjm

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➥Pairing: dom!jimin/sub!reader, ceo!jimin, boss!jimin/employee!reader

➥Summary: After a bad breakup, you decide to go out one night and drink your sorrows away - that is, until you see your now ex-boyfriend there with someone clinging to his arm. To get your mind off of things, you go back to your job after hours; what you don’t expect is for your boss and CEO of the company, Park Jimin, to show up and offer you help in ways you didn’t know you needed.

➥Genre: smut, fluff, slight angst, mutual pining

➥Rating: 18+

➥Words: ~15.3k

➥Content Warnings: mentions of cheating, making out, marking/biting, dirty talk, cursing, sub!reader, dom!jimin, some bdsm elements (reader’s hands are bound during parts of it), slight exhibitionism, hair pulling, safe word (jimin has a consent kink, we love to see it), oral (f. receiving), fingering, slight spanking, jimin has a sir kink, jimin calls the reader princess a lot, body worship (jimin really likes the reader’s thighs), multiple orgasms, slight handjob, slight oral (m. receiving), reader fawns over jimin’s tattoo (we all know the one), unprotected sex (reader is on the pill), rough sex, possessive!jimin, cumming inside, praise, aftercare, jimin is soft for the reader, they also banter and it’s cute, also let’s all have a moment of silence for jimin’s desk

A/N: ok so I had a little bit of a hard time finishing this one because I felt like I might be getting repetitive or boring, etc. and I was unhappy with how it was turning out for a while and thought I may not actually be able to complete it. BUT I finally finished it and I hope anyone who reads it enjoys it! Please let me know what you think, if you’d like~

As always, special thank you to @dntaewithluv​ for always supporting me and offering encouragement (being my biggest hype-person particularly for this work), and for also basically being my beta reader for everything. Especially helping me catch my typos, you are truly a blessing and I’m very grateful for you. ❤

➥Masterlist

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It was Thursday night. You typically didn’t go out except during the weekends, but you thought fuck it, you were heartbroken and needed some fun.

You had decided to go to the bar near where you worked, only a 10 minute or so drive away. Your old friend from college met you there, since you wanted to catch up with her.

Both of you were chatting and having a good time, and had been for about half an hour, before it happened. Across the room, you spotted the last person you wanted to see: your ex, as of very recently. And he wasn’t by himself; he had someone clinging to his arm, laughing obnoxiously loud at whatever he’d just said.

As he grinned down at the obviously drunken girl that was attached to him, you felt a dull pain in your chest. The two of you hadn’t even been broken up properly for a week and he was already off dating someone else. It didn’t surprise you, really, considering you broke up because he cheated on you in the first place, but still seeing it in person like this hurt.

You wasted almost a year of your life with this person only for him to go and betray you for more than half of your time together. He’d been mentally checked out of the relationship long before you ended it, and even though you saw it, you didn’t want to acknowledge it. You didn’t want to let go because you thought maybe he could change, maybe deep down he did love you like he said he did.

One person had tried to convince you otherwise, but you didn’t listen. Of all the people it could be, it was your boss who tried to talk some common sense into you.

Park Jimin, CEO of the Park & Jeon law firm. This man was your boss of 2 years now, and also the man you’d had the biggest crush on since you first laid eyes on him. It was, of course, an unrequited crush, and even if the feelings were mutual, dating someone you worked with – especially if that person is your boss – has always been a taboo sort of topic. So you never acted on it, you just kept it to yourself and swallowed down any feelings of hope whenever something might happen.

You briefly recalled something that had happened a few weeks ago at the office, one night when you decided to stay late after a fight with your – then – boyfriend.

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1 year ago
An Unproduced Design By Maurizio Sacripanti For The Italian Pavilion At Osaka Expo ‘70. The Building’s

An unproduced design by Maurizio Sacripanti for the Italian Pavilion at Osaka Expo ‘70. The building’s oscillating metal panels, drawing inspiration from cellular organisms, would have “pulsed” unpredictably.


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1 month ago

wym my life depends on me??? i’m responsible for myself??? im in charge of myself? i have to make decisions for myself?!? ME??!!!


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8 months ago

I wanted to find art 'bout scp-049 and scp-035, but in the end I look at some idiots lead the most stupid rp channels, and spam with some stupid and idiotic jokes not fitting into character


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4 months ago

BRIAN. No one wants those tour dates. Please please please do better ones. I want to go!!!!!


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9 months ago

I just saw someone wearing a boot on a dirt bike?!?!?!


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9 months ago

Latest list of why I can’t sleep

- too overwhelmed about getting a present from bestie

-weighted blanket is too heavy and not heavy enough at the same time

-Decided I didn’t want to take my sleeping meds because I want to wake up early tomorrow

-my fish are upstairs

- I’m hungry

-I’m thirsty

- I realized I’ll have to eat and drink tomorrow and it’s icky


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2 weeks ago

Last night I dreamt that Young Sheldon (from hit comedy TV series “Young Sheldon”) emerged from a dark corner of my bedroom and strangled me to death.

Is this common among people with OCD or is it just me?


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1 month ago

dude what the actual fuck are you talking about

Do you think ultramoorines monasteries have huge bunkers of cheese thanks to them hyper lactating an unholy surplus of milk that not even an entire system of hive cities can't digest rapidly enough so they resort to building giant bunkers of cheese?(Yes I watched that wendigoon video.)

Now, do you think 'moorine sermons have the 50/50 chance of being a regular sermon or just an industrial, mass milking to relive the strain on their udders/breasts they had for an indefinite amount of time?

What if a moorine brother is lactose intolerant? Do they even survive to be neophytes?

How does the alpha legionary not out themselves during the milking process?

The slaneshi taint is getting ahold of me


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2 years ago

Lost my sketchbook. Three days later I find it like this

Lost My Sketchbook. Three Days Later I Find It Like This
Lost My Sketchbook. Three Days Later I Find It Like This

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4 years ago

Sokka isn't "high intelligence low wisdom", he's an adhd genius

he sure fucking is and idk why we have to keep saying it for people


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2 years ago

my fucming sister just hit me with a fucming door right on my cheekbone like wtf?? it’s like already starting to bruise hurts so bad


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4 years ago
Ah Yes, I Love Reddit Chatrooms...

Ah yes, i love reddit chatrooms...


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10 months ago

HotD Ep 08 Season finale - Spoiler alert!

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I just saw the scene where Alicent goes to see Rhaenyra in Dragonstone in the Season finale and HOLY SHIT WTF WAS THAT?!

She is literally telling Rhaenyra when Aemond will leave, telling her to attack then and assuring Rhaenyra that she will surrender Kings Landing to her without a fight.

WTF?!

This season is ONE BIG JOKE.

WTF is going on in that writers room?

Unless this is some elaborate promotion stunt where they purposefully shot these scenes to leak them and then the finale end up being totally different, I will have no more reason to watch this show at all.

Season 2 has already been weak in writing and I'm scared they will ruin it beyond saving.

HotD Ep 08 Season Finale - Spoiler Alert!
HotD Ep 08 Season Finale - Spoiler Alert!

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11 months ago

!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!???????!?!?!?!?!

HOTD2 spoilers | nudity | MINOR DO NOT INTERACT!

Aemond Targaryen in House Of The Dragon S2E3

HOTD2 Spoilers | Nudity | MINOR DO NOT INTERACT!
HOTD2 Spoilers | Nudity | MINOR DO NOT INTERACT!
HOTD2 Spoilers | Nudity | MINOR DO NOT INTERACT!
HOTD2 Spoilers | Nudity | MINOR DO NOT INTERACT!
HOTD2 Spoilers | Nudity | MINOR DO NOT INTERACT!
HOTD2 Spoilers | Nudity | MINOR DO NOT INTERACT!
HOTD2 Spoilers | Nudity | MINOR DO NOT INTERACT!
HOTD2 Spoilers | Nudity | MINOR DO NOT INTERACT!
HOTD2 Spoilers | Nudity | MINOR DO NOT INTERACT!
HOTD2 Spoilers | Nudity | MINOR DO NOT INTERACT!

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6 years ago

Hi! I was wondering wether you thought that having genital/race preferences for partners is okay

I have never thought that lol 😂


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9 months ago

no cuz i just received a package and i forgot to use my normal email with my real name INSTEAD OF FRIED CHICKEN and the lady wouldn't stop laughing at me AS SHE SHOULD horrific experience -62827/10 will never do it again


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4 months ago

random Oc lore drop

Random Oc Lore Drop

“After losing one’s wings, they tose you away, after every humiliating moment of your fall, there’s a moment of… not peace… contempt.”

“Then you’ll see, there’s more, and they went through the same as you. But don’t think this is some kind of therapy group.”

“When you first get there, you’ll see, there’s tears, everywhere. Everyone there is morning, be it what they’re morning, that’s beyond me.”

I, without saying a single word to another, knowing I would die there, made a deal. They knew what I went through, and, be it that they took pity of me or not, took me into their abode. Which happened to be hell.”

“I have few dreams, but sometimes, when I do, they are of this. Lets just say my bed-mate don’t really enjoy it… hehe…”

an interview with the singer of Daized_Glimmer


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