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8 months ago

Last time, on Kisame Week 2024

Hidan and Deidara fucked up.

And now the conclusion:

Panel 1: Kisame hunches over and thinks hard about the pirate captain's question. He has a dark green thought bubble around him. It's full of equations and formulas and a grid and other thinking hard meme stuff. In the background, Sasori and Kakuzu deal with Hidan and Deidara. Sasori is in full puppet mode ready to fight the pirates. Kakuzu extends his arms to throttle Deidara and Hidan. Sasori: "I'll go defend the ship. FOR THE PRECIOUS FUCKING SECURITY DEPOSIT." // Kakuzu: "I'LL HOLD THE IDIOTS." //// Panel 2: Kisame looks up. Kisame: "oh wait!"

Kisame holds one hand over his heart and the other out in front of him. Hearts and star bursts radiate around him. Kisame's face is scrunched up with tender emotion. Kisame: "a pirate's favorite letter!" "*sniff*" "it be the sea."

The Pirate Captain takes off his hat and holds it against his breast over his heart. His eyes shine. His crew stand just behind him with tears in their eyes. One blows their nose in a pink hanky. Two have their arms around one another's shoulders. Captain: "Aye, lad." *sniff* "That it be."

Kisame and the Pirate Captain stand side by side on the stern of the Akatsuki ship. Their arms are around each other's shoulders. Their backs are to us, and they look out over the vast ocean. In the background, Kakuzu, Sasori, Hidan, and Deidara are in a dingy. They face Samehada in the form of a giant sea monster. Deidara and Hidan are tied up with ropes. Sasori bends over Deidara, who is crying in fear. Kakuzu hoists Hidan over his head to lob him into Samehada's open mouth. Hidan: "wait Kakuzu srsly KAKUZU WAIT"

It's time for my final entry for Kisame Week 2024! It's Day 6 @kisames-corner

Prompt: The Shape of Water

Kisame answers the pirate captain's question. The water gives him its greatest gift: friendship.

(Don't worry about that other stuff in the background)

The Akatsuki's ship has met a pirate ship. In a small panel on the right, the pirate captain greets them. Captain: "Avast ye lubbers! We be pirates! Answer our questions, and we'll let ye go free. Get them wrong, and we'll send ye down to Davey Jones' Locker! (that means we kill you.)" // In a small panel on the left, Sasori and Deidara watch the newcomers. Deidara is surprised while Sasori is bored.

The pirate captain holds up one finger. Captain: "Question one! WHAT is a pirate's favorite chemical element?" // Deidara thinks hard and Sasori is bored. Itachi and Kisame watch with mild amusement.

Sasori: "...argon" // Deidara: [enthusiastic and loud] "ARRRRR-gon!" // The pirates and their captain nod approvingly at the answer. One claps. // Sasori: [in an aside] "Itachi please tell me this is genjutsu." // Itachi: [giggling] "sorry, no" // Sasori: "fml" // Hidan and Kakuzu are in the background. Hidan tugs Kakuzu towards the scene. Hidan: "Kakuzu! Real pirates!" // Kakuzu: "no."

Kisame Week 2024 continues again @kisames-corner with Day 4! (Yes it's September. We will not mention this fact again.)

Prompt: Pirates

What better day for it than International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Are the Akatsuki up to the task of a pirate quiz? Will Sasori's last nerve survive this much idiocy? Will Hidan get to see the 'real pirates' up close? The world may never know.