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(Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 5!)
Two more kakashi memes because that man is always up to smth.
THIS GUY HAS ME ON CHOKEHOLD SINCE DAY ONE
Hidan + Serving C*nt 😜
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*Deidara, Itachi and Hidan building a “fort” out of tables, chairs, blankets and pillows*
Konan: What in the world are you three doing?
Deidara: We decided to make a club, hm. These are our headquarters.
Konan: A club? For what?
Hidan: It’s the Older Man Fucker club, pretty lady. All of us are doin’ it with the old guys.
Itachi: Kisame is not that old. Nor is Sasori-san.
Deidara: Hey, still older than us, hm. Not all of us can be with someone Kakuzu’s age!
Hidan: Hey, the bastard may be old as shit but he’s still got it where it counts, asshole. Oi, wait a sec, Konan! YOU should be in our club too!
Konan: Me?
Itachi: Mm. You’re dating Nagato, correct?
Konan: Yes, but —
Hidan: Well you’re only like 20, and —
Konan: I’m 32, actually.
All three: *thunderstruck silence*
Itachi: Really?
Hidan: Shit you’re gorgeous!
Deidara: What skin care products do you use, hm?
Hidan: Okay but still, you’re dating Nagato. That’s still a pretty big difference; that fucker’s gotta be 60 at least, and —
Konan: Actually Nagato and I are about the same age.
All three:
Hidan: … what the fuck?
Deidara: What skin care products does HE use, hm, so I know never to use them?
Itachi, gently: Do you need me to break whatever gengetsu he has you under?
Konan:
Nagato, in his room tweaking a Pain-body: *twitches*
yeah.
I'm taking a little rest today, too. Decided to do more quick sketches to brush up on anatomy and angles.I'm hoping for more time on the weekends, because most of the time when I get home, I just fall asleep until I wake up at night-. By the way! I've created a telegram channel… I have no idea how to use it, so, uh. never mind, I'll just post spoilers or more open content there from time to time. Feel free to join. BOOP anyway, it's Kakuzu time
While im waiting for Kisame's design,,, do you have any hc for this AU you can share rn?,,,,
Hell yeah i do
Im actually working on he's design right now, so I'll try to finish it today.( ；∀；)
I am sure that the list below will be replenished
And you can actually write me you're ideas ( ´･ω･)
1. Obito
Tobi - In public (Deidara calls him this on a regular basis.).
Madara Uchiha - His teacher's name, which he uses in recitals.
2. Pain - His deputy, his right hand man.
Kisame - A close comrade
Deidara - More often fooling around together.
Conan is Pain's substitute.
3. His team call sign is (tsuki) moon.
4. Retains Toby's identity only under a mask, which he does not remove in public places.
5. Often overworked and tries to do his best.
6. Despite his desire to win, if someone on the team is seriously injured, Obito would rather take care of his comrade than continue the competition.
7. The least discomfort he feels in front of Kisame and Pain is when he takes off his mask.
8. Doesn't like it when Madara is mentioned, or attempts to make comparisons.
9. Catches panic attacks due to his claustrophobia.
10. He needs to be FORCED to rest.
1. Hidan
2. Suffers from various ailments due to his love of licking other people's blood. Kakuzu is tired of paying for his treatment.
3. Almost always walks around naked to the waist. He is always given sweaters and jackets, but he hangs them around his waist or neck.
4. A religious fanatic. (Obviously)
5. Before a round, he applies black paint to certain parts of his body. This is his "ritual", so his god Jashin grants good luck.
6. His team call sign is (kami) god
7. Always called first to perform, especially to wave his fists.
8. Asks Kakuzu to spar with him.
1. Deidara
2. Didn't like wearing big team coats, so they made him a more open, loose design that wouldn't interfere with using techniques.
3.The mouths on his hands are covered with gloves during normal stages.
He even has a zipper on his chest.
4. Always reacts violently to losses.
5. His hands often fall off at the worst possible moment..... which he blames on Kakuzu, not his own thoughtless actions.
6. His team call sign is (bakuhatsu) explosion.
1. Kisame
2. Fish ears...
3. Instead of Samehada, he has a Cricket Bat. (They still look alike)
4. Can perform melee rounds.
5. His team call sign is (Shaku) Shark.
6. Always seems overly violent to other teams, but among Akatsuki he is one of the most caring team members.
7. obvious babysitter for the Uchiha's.
8. cares about the overall health of the team.
9. I also want to give him a shark tail.... Yes.. What are you going to do to me? А?! WHAT?! GO AHEAD AND ATTACK.
1. Kakuzu
2. Usually does not perform, but will join Hidan and Kisame in a melee round if necessary.
3. All of the Akatsuki team's expenses come from his wallet. He allocates resources.
4. Usually patches up other people's wounds when needed.
5. Callsign - (Hatsu) Hearts.
6. Doesn't like solo performances in public, but may take part to blow off steam.
Who is your favorite character(s) besides Obito?
here you go Obito is still here, ignore him
( 2/2 ) he still doesn't get it
just absolutely random sketches+pose studies+screenshot studies I did over the week and felt the need to post, okay?
no idea what’s Hidan doing there tbh
° yohohoho~
You don't even know what you're turning down, Hidan!
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° I found one of my old artworks. Okay, I still think it's funny
° 📼: c0piumtxm (YouTube)
Therapist: Kakuzu in a cute apron can't hurt you
Kakuzu in a cute apron:
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There are two kinds of people on November 1st
Yeah, I'm a little late, it's the second half of month
But better late than never 😌
Hidan, why you are so rude?
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🎧▶️Tom Cardy - Red Flags (feat. Montaigne)
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my brother drew this guys for the first time, so I colored them
Sakura from writer168’s fanfic ‘Stumble’. This fic is so good I just had to make some fanart of it, it’d be a sin not to. I loved how the characters were written and the important role friendship plays in the story. It’s a very fascinating read. So here you go. Also, I have a very light hand so I had to layer some filters to make it more visible. Now go read ‘Stumble’.
αkαtsuki icons ' 🎬
Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm Revolution - “Creation of Akatsuki”
The Akatsuki's Shadow
WOO LFMAO
I am going to redo this on paper, with pencil and maybe even pen because I am honestly NOT the best when it comes to online/digital art (its not really my cup of tea but I try LFMAO)
This Fanart to the book
The Akatsuki's Shadow on Wattpad written KitAkatsuki! (@kittiakatsuki here on Tumblr)
Link here:
Book 1: A Taster of Modern Living - Akatsukixreader
Book 2: The Akatsuki's Shadow
other(s): Akatsuki Oneshots (Based on A Taster of Modern Living and Akatsuki's Shadow)
ONE SHIP CHALLANGE WITH THE AKATSUKI
°•°Hidan•°•
2K words!
Shoves the whole fucking thing in his mouth, chew as casually as possible till the heat hits his tongue then he starts to chew REAL slow, tears pricking his eyes as his breathing grows ragged.
Finally he would 'swallow' and then let out the most gutteral, and ear peircing screetch as he scrambled to try and wash the nasty and hot ass taste from his mouth as he screams a string of curses
°•°Kakuzu•°•
Honestly, at first he wouldn't take it too seriously. But at first he would take a huge ass bite and glance at your ear face before chewing slightly. Imidiately his cheeks grow red, nose begins to run dispite his age- he then coughs into he ball of his hand with a hissing inhail.
"It's not hot." He stated bluntly, you just lift a finger to point at his very obviously tear filled eyes.
"Your eyes are waterin-"
"Shut the fuck up."
When you retreat back to your room hands raised in mocking surrender, that man dead ass is hastily making his way to guzzle down anything that might sooth his burning mouth, aching throat, and scorching stomach.
°•°Itachi•°•
He dead ass thought he could handle the heat. But nope!-
Popped that chip in his mouth and his hands are already flapping, tongue lulling from his mouth as he chants 'HOT' repeatedly with teary eyes.
You thought he would have been way more composed over this but again- you were wrong!-
You hand the man a nice soothing glass of milk to imidiately down as you coo in giggling comfort, voice laced with guilt.
"Are you okay Itachi?" You squeak slightly rubbing comforting circle along the little of his back.
The said man sat hunched forwards, elbows jabbing into his thichs as his head rested in his trembling hands. Breathing having gone ragged as his tongue hung from his mouth as if a panting dog.
"Yeah- yeah I'm fine- just stunned-" he lied.
You pout slightly again handing him the cup of milk to which he took greatfuly.
"I said you didn't have to do it if you didn't want too..." Placing the cup onto the end table next to the furnatures armrest he shook his head.
"If I don't want to do it I wouldn't have aten it. But now I regret it."
°•°Kisame•°•
Poor man-
You honestly refused to give him the chip in fear of what it would do to his stomach since his body has certain needs and things that he can't ingest due to his shark like appearance and shit.
But!
When you turned your head for just a MOMENT that black chip was already between his teeth. And gone.
You stated at him concerned as his cheeks begin to flush, eyes begin to water, chest raising stutteres and breathing hitches.
Without a sound that shark-man is dashing his way to the kitchen faster than the fitness gram pacer test to seek something- ANYTHING to sooth his aching soul.
°•°Sasori•°•
"No." And that was final. Door closing in your face as he slithered back to his desk to carve his puppets.
°•°Deidara•°•
Poor poor boy.
Remember how art is an explosion?
Not this explosion.
This one he fucking HATES with a burning hatred.
Deidara just nipped the corner of that chip- not too bad at first, yes it was spicy but that was just the beginning.
Seeing that the chip wasn't as hot as potrayed- he shoved the whole thing in his mouth with a nonchalant shrug, chewing away.
That was till his movements came to a hault and choked out a stiffled cough.
"You alright Dei?" You questioned, an amused smirk across your smug features.
Deidara trembled slightly before lifting a wavering thumb in false reassurance. "Yea-h I'm fine-" as if on cue he begins to hack violently, shoving his fingers down his throat to rid of the charcoal colored chip that he had so foolishly swallowed. As this was being done he yanked his hand away flapping it wildly as the mouth in his palm began to gape tongue lulling from its place in his hand.
"OW OW OW!" He whimpered, blowing on the snarling feature in his palm that now had the slightest specks of the devil's chip on its skin.
As the blond arsonist cried out in agony you screamed out in utterly laughter, throat growing raw from the large amount of air that left your lungs.
And with that, he- from now on- will make you bite into it first to make sure you didn't sneak a lill' surprise in there.
•°•Pein°•°
Just like Sasori, he declined your request/demand with much confidence.
•°•Tobi°•°
THIS POOR MAN-CHILD
HE TRUSTED YOU
"Now Tobi, this is REALLY hot..."
"Tobi can handle it!" He beamed, reaching his grabby hands toward the price of food that you yanked from his reach. Tobi let out a whine in protest as he slumped forwards, resting his weight against your now leaning figure.
You handed him the chip reluctantly before it was snatched form your fingers and downed almost imidiately by the Uchiha.
"(Y/n)-Chan! That was goo-" his sentence was cut incredibly short- stopped with a hissing gasp as his hands began to wave violently from under the cloaks sleeves, you could see the heat in his ears as his face was covered by the orange mask.
You imidiately felt bad as he began to wait in agony, dashing around the hide out as if it were caught ablaze, screeching that his mouth was going to wither away!
You had grabbed the poor man a large glass of milk to sooth his aching tummy.
"Tobi is never going to trust you again..." He spoke, voice hinted with betrayal as you stroked the crown of his head, sweeping back the short black locks of his hair. You snickered slightly at the males words.
"Hey, don't blame me. I warned you and you didn't listen to me. Like a always say- 'curiosity killed the cat'-"
"-But this time satisfaction did NOT bring it back."
•°•Zetsu°•°
"No thank you (Y/n), Not interested in your stupid little experiment."
"Don't be rude- I don't want to do it."
This went on for too long, so you just walked away.
•°•Konan°•°
You absolutely REFUSED to give this angel of a woman the chip. You would NEVER harm this absolute love of a dove.
"So, the others have told me about this 'One chip challenge' that you have been doing. I also heard from Pein-sama that you even offered him up for the challenge. But I was curious as to why you haven't offered me yet?" Her voice was soft, a twinge of sorrow tainted her tone. You imidiately hopped form your place on the couch, approaching the emotionally hurt purple-haired tiger-lilly-eyed woman that you adored.
"No no no! Konan, I would never exclude you from anything fun! It's that the chip is really hot and I don't want you getting sick and stuff! I like you too much!" You then explained the meaning behind why you hadn't offered the lady a chip to which she nodded in understanding.
"Awe, (Y/n), your so generous. And I appreciate you telling me because I am honestly not the type who enjoys spicy things like that. It would hurt my stomach. But thank you for saving me the agony, unlike the others."
You snickered nervously.
"No problem Konan!"
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NO BECAUSE WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE!?
I AM HOWELING WTF
Kisame and Itachi do be looking good tho-