Literally anyone : Who are you?
Jace : I genuinely don't know
βFor better or for worseβ¦β Is simon getting married to the freaking Seelie queen??
Gosh this new episode stabbed me right in the heart π₯ Can't wait till next Tuesday ( lol Europe ) ! I made some Malec art for some more feels, you're welcome π
Eliza: I am calm, I am relaxed, I am a happy tree.
The circle: *being the circle*
Eliza: YOU ARE MAKING IT VERY HARD! TO BE A HAPPY TREE!
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Stephen: Ok, I need you to swear-
Celine: Fuck.
Stephen: Swear as in promise.
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Michael, about Valentine: Have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought, "Wow, I respect a well-grilled hot dog more than I respect you?" ββββββββββββββββ Lucian: Your friends are counting on you! Valentine: Well that's their falt. I've carefully cultivated a persona that screams, "You're on your own!" ββββββββββββββββ
Robert: What the hell are you smiling for?
Valentine: Am I not allowed to be happy?
Amatis: Of course you areβ¦ itβs just that you being happy, usually means someoneβs lost their lifeβ¦ or a limb.
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Celine, first joining: I know we technically have permission to do this, but this all feels highly illegal.
Stephen: Thatβs half the fun of it.
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Stephen: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Amatis: Itβs called arson and those people are witnesses.
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Celine: Robert and I are getting closer. The other day he gave me half his sandwich.
Robert, whispering to Maryse: I mistook her for a garbage can
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Robert: I tried to write βIβm a functional adultβ but my phone changed it to βfictional adultβ and I feel thatβs more accurate.