Mal Oretsev - Blog Posts
I still think they should have let Kaz kill someone in the first season. Just, like, as a treat for him and to establish his character to all the non-readers
This is the truest thing I've seen in Tumblr.
I love this. And I love the original owner.
Every friend group has...
the saint
everyone else would die for her or kill for her, either way what bliss
the secret weapon
that one friend that seems totally confident but still doesn't really value themselves enough
the scary one
totally unapproachable, secretly has a big heart, but seriously do not mess with them and theirs
the pretty best friend
good for moral support and looking hotter than you
the brains
is casually a genius, doesn't make a big deal about it
the wife guy
he really does just love his wife, god damn it
the strongest person alive
has been through an insane amount of shit and still somehow manages to be a lovely human
the king and queen
there's just no one doing it like them
the fjerdan
is fjerdan
Bro Alina, Jesper, and Nikolai give so many hugs throughout the series. Also, Jessie, Kit and Paddy all look like good huggers—hope that’s not weird.
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New book!!!
I just stared this new book for Aleksander Morozova x fem! reader. Reader is Alina’s sister and a special warrior. It’s called the moon Helios on wattpad. There is some Alina hate and stuff but not till alter in the book. I just fell in love with Aleksander and I think he deserves some who loves him. Here’s the link to the story. I hope that all who read enjoy!😉
the world needs more Muppets
Random thought but I was reading some fan fiction, as one does and there was the word Muppet in it. So know I am thinking out of all the shadow and bone characters who would be the one human. Nikolai would be a solid vibe, but Zoya, the Darkling or Mal would be way too funny.
With six of crows Kaz has to be the one human there is no other option. The only one you can argue for is Matthias but what Muppet could play Kaz. You know what I mean.
But also after you decide the only human who would be played by what Muppet? I should definitely watch more Muppets content
I don’t think this makes sense but
I have some random thoughts a relating to the new shadow and bone content
If in the show we have six of crows characters during the events of shadow and bone (which is two/three years before) does that mean that inej would be 13-14 and kaz would be 14-15
Does that mean we will see kaz starting to make a name for himself after jordie’s death and helping inej leave the menagerie
That’s serotonin right there (although it’s a traumatic moment for inej and kaz)
But in the shadow and bone stills we see Nina and Matthias After the shipwreck (I think a year before soc)
Does that mean that six of crows is happening a year earlier or smth
Anyway
Probably a very un popular opinion but mal and Alina always felt a little incesty *coughes in the mortal instruments*
But mal and Alina look like less like siblings and more like a possible love interest
But um *clears throat* “I am become a blade”
No thanks
I still need Alina to not mess up a game of kiss, kill, marry
Like just LOOK at the darkling
LOOK AT ALEKSANDER
LOOK AT ALEKS
That’s it
For now
not to sound ungrateful, because the fics that already exist of this pairing - though they be few - are marvelous
(turns me to gold in the sunlight by TheMysteriousL, Hand in Hand in Unlovable Hand by Sevent, yes i am looking at you. there are others but i can’t remember them :((( )
but when exactly will i have the privilege of reading a malarklina (maldarklina?) fic where alina and the darkling are both ancient and powerful and in evil villain love while planning to take over the world together, and they somehow meet mal and go “yes. this one will be ours.” and make him their consort or whatever?? with angst maybe?? and some nice ~seduction to the dark side~ vibes???
i would write it myself, but none of the potential plotlines i’ve thought of have sounded very satisfying.
leigh bardugo can keep soc3, i simply don't want it.. knowing her she will not let kanej or wesper both simultaneously have a happy ending which means someone is gonna die and i simply cannot handle that pain again
I bought the collectors edition of Shadow and Bone and it had a netflix sticker on it??!
Like ?? Excuse me ? At least it was one that peeled off but like get ur dirty netflix stickers off my fancy books 😭
Shadow and Bone Season 2 Memes
STREAM SEASON 2 AS MUCH AS YOU CAN WE NEED THAT CROWS SPINOFF !!
Stream Shadow and Bone !!!!
Grishaverse characters sneezing
I read the soc duology before the sab trilogy and when sturmhond showed up I didn't know who he was so I was like why is this minor character being so extra and then I read siege and storm I was like ohhhh 😭😭😭
despite being finals, i finished watching S2 of shadow and bone. no spoilers but i can definitely say that you might feel some of these things as you watch each episode:
1. alina being her dramatic and powerful self🤩
2. wanting the darkling dead so badly(his wish for alina to make him her villain came true)😈
3. kaz f***in brekker🥵(feeling bad for him tho)
4. drooling over all S&B men(rarely kirigan🙄)
5. wesper😍, mostly baby wylan
6. nik becoming your new favourite with his blue eyes and blonde hair and smug smirks and sweet af smiles😏
7. inej and her knives🫠
8. tamar and tolya😘
9. nina and her snacks(totally relatable)😁
10. mal is a *beeeeeeeeeeep*(ep 6)
If this were a werewolf book, she would be with all three of them. She needs all three of them to be a whole and balanced woman.
What book are you currently reading? How are you liking it? What book are you going to read next?
Honestly im not currently reading any book i just finished reading six of crows and watching the shadow and bone show but i liked soc a lot and im going to read king of scars and rule of the wolves
is this nOT WHAT HAP-