he would try to break into ADX Florence just because. he would also try to blow up the Tower of London.
If the Crows lived in our universe I just know Kaz would steal the Mona Lisa just to prove he could
I’m not crying you are.
Inej names her knives after saints, right? So, now imagine Kaz giving a knife to Inej and he tells her that he has already named it Inej because “ no saint ever watched over me, not like you have.”
I still think they should have let Kaz kill someone in the first season. Just, like, as a treat for him and to establish his character to all the non-readers
CONTEXT ; adjala brekker is kazs adopted sister (and shes suli) and elijah rollins is Pekkas illegitamate disowned son (adjalas husband) and kaz has a neice, Jordan and her twin brother is his first nephew Johaness and Kaz fav nephew is Kaz jr. a baby boy who likes kaz alot too.
WARNINGS; Cuteness overload 😭😭
The cozy candlelit restaurant in ketterdam provided the perfect ambiance for Adjala and Elijah's long-overdue date night. They savored each other's company, relishing the rare moments of quietude and connection.
Meanwhile, back at their home, Uncle Kaz was in charge of babysitting duty. With a baby boy, Kaz Jr., a toddler girl, Jordan, and her twin brother, Johannes, it was a formidable task. Kaz watched the twins with a mixture of awe and exhaustion as they energetically tore through the living room, rearranging furniture and creating chaos.
Kaz sighed, his gloved hands buried in his hair as he muttered to himself, "What am I doing with my life? Why did I agree to this? This is madness."
Kaz Jr., seated in his baby bouncer nearby, cooed in apparent agreement, seemingly understanding the gravity of the situation as he watched the twins cause mayhem.
Hours passed, and just when Kaz thought he might lose his mind, he had a brilliant idea. He started constructing one of his infamous "Kaz Bunker" pillow forts. With the speed and precision of a mastermind, he built walls of pillows and blankets, corralling the twins into the makeshift fortress.
As Adjala and Elijah returned home, they were met with a scene of controlled chaos. The living room was a mess, but it was contained within the boundaries of the pillow fort. Kaz lay on the floor, fast asleep, his mouth slightly open, drooling onto the carpet.
Elijah couldn't help but chuckle as he surveyed the scene. "Looks like Uncle Kaz managed to get some sleep."
Adjala nodded, a fond smile on her face. "Maybe all those heists were practice for babysitting. I never expected my brother drooling on my carpet with my son on his chest."
They approached the fort and found Kaz Jr. sleeping soundly on Kaz's chest, while Jordan and Johannes had cuddled up next to him, also fast asleep.
Elijah gently lifted Kaz Jr. and laid him in his crib, while Adjala carefully extricated the twins from the fort. Kaz Jr. seemed to stir for a moment, but he settled back into slumber, content in the knowledge that his uncle had things under control.
As they settled their children into their beds, Adjala and Elijah couldn't help but appreciate the bond between Kaz and their little family. It might be unconventional, and sometimes chaotic, but it was filled with love, laughter, and the occasional pillow fort heist.
Adjala whispered to Elijah, "We're lucky to have him."
Elijah smiled and kissed her forehead. "Yes, we are."
"Kaz." Adjala gently shakes him awake. "Get up. Sleep in the guest room."
And with Kaz groggily left the room, knowing that he had proved himself to be more than just a mastermind—he was a master babysitter, too.
Taglist: @ell0ra-br3kk3r , @cookie-block , @she-posts-nerdy-stuff, @marsconer ,
This is the best fanfic ever <3
relationship: kaz brekker/his son. a little bit kaz brekker vs his son. kaz brekker x female!reader.
warnings: idon'tknowwhattodo!kaz. iwilldoeverythingformyson!kaz.
legend: y/n -> your name
word count: 1485
authors note: I’M SORRY, OK? if you want to read something riddiculous, abstract and stupid then… well you are in the right place. please don’t kill me, i’ve great fun writing this at 3 a.m.
english is not my first language so sorry for mistakes
Saying that Kaz was worried was understatement. Kaz was totally panicked and for the first time in his life he didn’t know what to do. He couldn’t solve the problem with force as usual, right? But, come on this kid was his son, he couldn’t be that bad as others. Kaz wanted to believe in this but for him children were only little devils.
‘Don’t make such a face, Kaz,’ said y/n and took her suitcase. 'This is your son and I’ll be back for three weeks. Bye.’
It took Kaz a moment to realise that previously she had been saying about two weeks not three.
'Wait! y/n!’ He ran after her but she had already gone. 'Fuck!’
'Fuck,’ Kaz heard a childish voice.
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Oh Kazzle Dazzle
Jesper : I want you to be my best man.
Kaz : & I want Pekka's a** drowned under ice court but hey! It's Ketterdam, not some wonderland to grant wishes! Go away, Jes.
Jesper : *smug smile* Oh what a shame! Inej'd be Wy's maid of honour. We thought of saving the best man & maid of honour a dance but since you're adamant...never mind!
Kaz :
Kaz : What do you want me to wear?
The most of people like fluff fanfictions, smut fanfictions or even angsts.
But no, my brain decided that I must be obsessed with Watching the show/reading the book fanfictions.
Now I can't stop thinking about how happy I would be if this musical actually existed
Once again thinking about a Six of Crows musical featuring delightful hits such as:
Overture (Instrumental)
Ketterdam [Capitol of Capital] (Ensemble)
The Bastard of the Barrel (Kaz's song)
Stars and Saints (Inej's song)
Trigger Finger (Jesper's song)
Son of the Council (Wylan's song)
Welcome to Hellgate (Matthias's song)
To Hold a Heart [To End a Life] (Nina's song)
Two Step Plan (The Crows)
Tainted (Kanej Duet)
The Ice Court [Infiltration Destination] (The Crows)
Up the Incinerator (Ensemble)
Dance of the Dignitaries (Ensemble)
Two Pair (Wesper)
Hands of Flame (Ensemble)
Waters of Djel (The Crows)
Escape [We Have a Tank] (The Crows)
Jurda Parem (Ensemble)
Stay Afloat (Helnik Duet)
Bastard's Lament [To Lose a Spider] (Ensemble)
No Mourners, No Funerals (Ensemble)
Exit the Crows (Instrumental)
Now if only I knew how to compose music...
words cannot describe how much i NEED kaz to crack me up in the SOC spin-off because his unhinged sense of humor means everything to me.
and don’t get me started on how wylan and inej and matthias are also fucking hilarious and the fact that we never saw that on screen should be a war crime.
Some of my personal favorite underrated Kaz moments from the books.
nina giving brum permanent baldness instead of killing him is the level of petty i aspire to be
i wholeheartedly believe the conversation went like this
wylan: you can’t use me as leverage, he will kill me.
kaz: no he won’t.
wylan:
kaz:
wylan: wanna bet?
nikolai lantsov = tony stark
no i will not be elaborating
Crowtober day 3: Witch
the Corpse Witch and the Storm Witch
(I know Zoya isn't a crow but she's in CK so shhhh)
It took some effort, but Nina being Nina, she managed to convince Zoya to wear the hat
Zoya still refused to wear the dress Nina picked out, and found her own
Nikolai and Genya are loving it
@crowtoberchallenge
Crowtober day 2: Tea
Jesper is highly amused by using the Van Eck teacups for target practice, fabrikating them back together, and repeating the process.
Wylan is happy to let him.
@crowtoberchallenge