James “shattered, as the crowd was screaming “more!” Potter.
Peter “I was grinning like I’m winning” Pettigrew.
Remus “I was hitting my marks, ‘cause I can do it with a broken heart” Lupin.
Sirius “I’m so depressed, I act like it’s my birthday” Black.
Literally all and any character from the Marauders era after they loss another person.
Sirius “I’m so depressed, I act like it’s my birthday every day” Black.
James “I’m so obsessed with him but he avoids me, like the plague” Potter.
Remus “I cry a lot, but I am so productive, it’s an art” Lupin.
Peter “you know you’re good when you can even do it with a broken heart” Pettigrew.
James: I think I broke something
Barty: I’ll buy you two more
James: … (I can buy my own stuff..?)
Barty: don’t even worry about it
James: I think I broke a bone
- The Black Dog
- Fresh Out The Slammer
- Guilty as Sin?
- I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
- The Prophecy
Rip Remus Lupin you would have loved The Dead Poets Department
Us: like imagine mskingbean89 is actually.. like,, Taylor Swift..!
Us: bhahHAHA, that’s so stupid ..!-
Taylor Swift: ..
Taylor Swift: *The Tortured Poets Department*
*My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys*
*Down Bad*
*So Long, London*
*But Daddy I Love Him*
*Fresh Out The Slammer*
*Guilty as Sin?*
*Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?*
*I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)*
*loml*
*I Can Do It With A Broken Heart*
*The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived*
*The Black Dog*
*imgonnagetyouback*
*The Albatross*
*How Did It End?*
*So High School*
*I Hate It Here*
*The Prophecy*
*Peter*
James: we literally just met.. I hardly know you-
Sirius: I would kill for you.
James: ..
Marlene: *bitching about another quidditch player that got best player because her and James got injured*
Marlene: I hate that bitch
James: [who has a concussion] you want her on a ditch???
Marlene: no, I said “I hate that bitch” ..but that too
Lily: we literally just met??
Remus: I would die for you.
Lily: .. (me too)
James Potter loves making homemade gifts. He will spend hours making matching bracelets, knitting scarfs, crocheting blankets, making matching hello kitty and spider man key chains, he’ll make you a full scrap book.
He’d make it all for anyone, he goes all out for birthdays. And he would just know what you’d want. And if you don’t end up having tears in your eyes after getting your gift/ gifts from him dw, you will. *BOOM he has an even better second gift*
Example: you said you like this one random muggle band?? He’ll do research on them and know them more than you would, and buy you all of their songs
James: we literally just met???
Barty: I would kill for you.
James: takes care of everyone else before himself
Barty: takes care of James before anyone else
I like to think that Dorcas had a sick Animagus like a big tarantula or a panther like something scary and deadly. Like she is a scary person and can be very intimidating so obviously her animagus would be the same or maybe even scarier
She’d also use it to scare tf out of first years
When (if) Sunkiller (or Darksun) gets popular can I be one of the ogs? Please
Remus: things I want in my mouth..
Sirius: ..
James: ..
Remus: chocolate.
Pete: ..oh!
Mary: what did you want to be when you were younger?
James: I wanted to be a F1 driver
Marlene: I wanted to be a firefighter or a musician
Lily: I wanted to be a painter or an author
Mary: I wanted to be a model
Sirius: I wanted to be loved
Peter: I wanted to be a teacher
Remus: an astronaut or a doctor
Dorcas: movie star
James: what about you Mary?
Mary: oh! I wanted to be a nurse or a doctor
Sirius: how do you get half siblings?
Lily: well if your parents-
James: car accident.
Marlene: yeah, happened to my cousin.
James: [in a costume] And on the third day-
Remus: [who has mistaken James’ Dumduldore costume to a Jesus Christ costume]
James: Jesus made boobs.
Lily: oh god! ..wait-
Marlene: is this blasphemy?
James: and he was like “nice”
“You take get man out of the city, not the city out the man” but it’s what the marauders “city” would be
James Potter — you take the man out the love, not the love out the man.
Remus Lupin — the take the man out the werewolf, not the werewolf out the man.
Sirius Black — you take the man out the house, not the house out the man.
Peter Pettigrew — you take the man out the rat, not the rat out the man.
Lily Evans — you take the (wo)man out the magic, not the magic out the (wo)man.
Marlene McKinnon — you take the (wo)man out the betrayal, not the betrayal out the (wo)man.
Mary MacDonald — you take the (wo)man out the memories, not the memories out the (wo)man.
Regulus — you take the man out the black, not the black out the man.
Pandora — you take the (wo)man out the “crazy”, not the “crazy” out the (wo)man.
Evan — you take the man out the deatheater, not the deatheater out the man.
Barty — you take the dad out the man, not the man out the dad.
Dorcas — you take the loss out the (wo)man, not the (wo)man out the loss.
(this are all headcanons!!)
| Marauders
James: Hispanic (🇨🇴/🇧🇷) — his mother (effie) is Columbia and his father (monty) is Brazilian.
Sirius: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.
Remus: Welse & 1/4 English (🏴/🇬🇧) — His mother is Welse and his father is part Welse part English.
Peter: Irish & German (🇮🇪/🇩🇪) — his mother is Irish and his father is German.
| Valkyries
Lily: English & 1/4 Irish (🇬🇧/🇮🇪) — her mother is English and her father is half Irish half English.
Marlene: 2/4 Irish, 1/4 Scottish & 1/4 Argentine (🇮🇪/🏴/🇦🇷) — her mother is Irish and Argentine and her father is Scottish and Irish.
Mary: English and Jamaican (🇬🇧/🇯🇲) — her mother is Jamaican and her father is English.
| Skittles squad / emeralds
Regulus: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.
Pandora: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.
Evan: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.
Barty: Italian & English (🇮🇹/🇬🇧) — both parents are Italian and English.
Dorcas: English (🇬🇧) — both parents are English.
James was definitely the person everyone wanted to be, everyone definitely adored him. Even when they didn’t want to
For example:
Remus: “this bloody chatterbox can’t understand I don’t want to talk to him, just let me sleep before we get to the new school” *James trying to befriend him immediately not mentioning his scars at all* “ig him talking is something that’s somewhat tolerable”
Lily: “James is a git. He doesn’t know how to get that someone people just don’t like him!” *sees James helping Remus after a full moon* “oh.. well ig he ain’t that bad”
Regulus: “Potter is a rude egotistical man who stole my brother and thinks he’s amazing. Well he’s not.” *mets James in the astronomy tower and James calms his down from his panic attack* “nvm then..”
Barty: “who’s this Gryffindor freak who’s all smiley all the time?” *sees James helping Pandora and Mary get away from a touchy stranger* “well ig his smile ain’t bad so why not show it off ig?”
Remus: my dog just got hit by an ice cream truck.
Regulus: aww.. :(
Pandora: Reg.. what did you do?
Regulus: what? Sirius was being a bitch
Barty & James: oh!-
James: alright I need to swear-
Sirius: fuck.
James: swear as in promise??
James: ‘how to stop feeling everything so deeply, no glue no borax?’
Remus: ‘how to get rid of scars, no glue no borax?’
Sirius: ‘how to undone my trauma, no glue no borax?’
Peter: ‘how to feel good about myself, no glue no borax?’
Lily: ‘how to feel like I am enough, no glue no borax?’
Marlene: ‘how to be recognised for what I can do and not what I am, no glue no borax?’
Mary: ‘how to be able to say ‘no’ and not feel bad, no glue no borax?’
Regulus: ‘How to stop being a black, no glue no borax?’
Pandora: ‘how to be myself without being judged, no glue no borax?’
Dorcas: ‘how to keep my girlfriend, no glue no borax?’
Barty: ‘how to get over a guy I never dated, no glue no borax?’
Evan: ‘how to get my father proud of me, no glue no borax?’
Marlene: you’re a fucking coward and I would have never done this to you. I would have never done this to you.
Remus: I hope you find peace for yourself. Ruining our lives isn’t going to fill the void.
Peter: …
Lily: I can’t really remember when “those boys😒” became “my boys🫶”
Lily: but they were the one ones that befended me against Severus so in my books.. they’re definitely alright.
Remus: is he the one that is so fucking insufferably annoying and never shuts the fuck up and has never been hit it his entire life?
James: .. I wouldn’t say that, but if I were going to say that, I would say it about him.
Marlene: is he the one that is so fucking insufferably annoying and never shuts the fuck up and has never been hit it his entire life?
Lily: .. I wouldn’t say that, but if I were going to say that, I would say it about him.