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Le Maillé-Brézé a Nantes (Loire-Atlantique) , Quai de la Fosse dans un anneau de the Artist #Buren , sur les bords de Loire (44)
This scarce war ship is dating from just after WW2, and a rare still alive in Europe from this period.
For that it was necessary to bring him for the movie "Dunkirk" near in the Channel , after some soft modifications, to appear like a WW2 English destroyer.
As its motors were and are out of duty , the vessel was tracked until Dunkirk to serve in the film !
After that it returned at home on the Loire river , to welcome visitors in his harbour : Nantes (Naoned)
Wait, no...what if it's just ugly sonic all over again? If there's enough backlash, they can fix it before it's too late. (I'm delusional and shedding tears right now)
im from the future this happens in the second movie
Oh I, I just respawned in your arms tonight... It must've been something you crafted...
The Lego Movie was made by people who love Lego. The Minecraft Movie was made by people who love money.
Alright, I think I know another better story.
Any of you watched Alan becker's "animation vs minecraft" series?
If you haven't, it's really good, follows these 5 stick men going through minecraft just experiencing all the things. Like, they fight a warden, they do parkour, they use brewing stands, they even enter that old minecraft mob school YouTube series too.
Anyway, they have a story where this guy (also a stickman) and his son are in what we can assume is the real world, and are at a fair. The kid sees an attraction that's experiencing minecraft in real life. They have this big booth, a waiver to sign, all the stuff, and it works. But something goes wrong, the game shuts down with the son inside, and he seemingly dies. Then the dad spends the rest of the time trying to destroy the game, killing anything in the way, and destroying whole worlds if he has to.
The story is fantastic, the animation is phenomenal, and generally it's just a better minecraft movie. It's like 2 hrs long too, so probably what the official movies gonna be.
Tldr, watch the Alan becker series, it's just better.
Very much enjoying the minecraft movie discourse as someone who has played it all of once.
Look like a hunk of shit, so thank you Hollywood for that.
Watch this animation where someone just made it like 50% better.
Very much enjoying the minecraft movie discourse as someone who has played it all of once.
Look like a hunk of shit, so thank you Hollywood for that.
Watch this animation where someone just made it like 50% better.
hey so since we're talking about how awful the minecraft movie looks we're all going to agree not to go see it in theaters right? not even to hatewatch it? we all are in agreement that its a soulless cash grab movie, so we all know that the only way to stop them from making more like it is to give them no cash to grab, right?
yes this includes watching it for the bit. yes this includes bringing your friends to go make fun of it. yes this includes just watching it out of curiosity.
do Not go see this shit in theaters. do Not give them your money. they dont care whether you enjoyed it or not, they only care about what number the box office gives them. so make sure the box office cant give them shit.
Are we in the Renaissance??
A minecraft movie has affect me in ways I cannot explain
True. As good as the Minecraft movie did at encapsulating the cringe culture that surrounds Minecraft itself, they really needed to develop more than the guy characters.
my take on the minecraft movie !
it was shit funny. funny because it's shit. you get the picture. haha chicken jockey, the nether, enderpearl. funny! made me laugh a lot, very nice and digestible.
BUT!
I was very disappointed by the characters. Jack Black and Jason Mamoa were great - but that's it. It was so sad to see such underdeveloped characters for Emma Myers and Danielle Brookes, I feel like they had so much potential, but no. Overprotective sister that can fight for some reason???? and funny black character. It was so saddening to see the female characters reduced down to stereotypes: big sister with hidden talent and funny aave use. They had like zero character development throughout the whole film and it was just so sad to see. I didn't even know their names until the end of the film.
but hey
what did we expect!!
let’s get one thing straight about the Minecraft movie. It cannot be labeled a good or bad movie based on viewing it alone. As anyone who’s been looking at the reviews for it have seen, opinions on the matter are very split. To truly decide if the Minecraft movie was good or not, we need to know intentions.
If the intention of this movie was to use the nature of the inevitable cringe of the movie to not only: enhance comedic jokes that are more childish or poorly written by showing their qualities as purposeful, but also dig deeper into the nostalgic side of people and call out their childhood interactions with Minecraft as cringe but in a good way, yeah I think it was a good movie.
if the intention was to create something well made, complex, and clever while also adhering to modern day movie standards and working for the viewer intelligence points rather than viewer nostalgia points, it is not a good movie.
Yes the Minecraft movie is cringe, and yes the sheep look weird, and yes some of the dialogue is funky, and yes there are a million flaws but that’s the point. Or, it should be. If the Minecraft movie wants to be considered good, it needs to use these things to its advantage. As children, we were cringe and dumb and loved all of the oddities of Minecraft and the fandoms that went with them. By making a movie that's kind of shabby and really cringy, the creators are giving out a reminder that not everything has to be super well made to make an enjoyable movie. As long as it is intentional, all of these details make the Minecraft movie amazing, because it is exactly like us. Imperfect, flawed, cringe as hell.
Enjoy the Minecraft movie. Laugh at the jokes you would have laughed at as a ten year old. Don't think of anyone else in the theater (except for the staff, Jesus guys stop throwing popcorn on the ground) and certainly don't live off of the opinions of professional theatre critics because people can have different opinions.
i'm excited to watch the minecraft movie purely to laugh at it. i know it's going to be shit!!! i'm going to embrace that!!! i'll probably cringe a bunch but who cares!!!! i'm watching it for 8 year old me who would watch minecraft irl videos and beg my brother to play with me every single day
i'm also excited for all the easter eggs and stuff!!! no matter how horrible it is i WILL have fun despite my better judgement
youre not gonna be able to bully the minecraft movie directors into reanimating anything because unlike with the sonic movie clearly the people who made this movie lack any personal nostalgia for it and dont get it beyond "game my kids play" and therefore just decided to take a popular ip and throw popular actors at it and spit out a corporate slop script and designs because they dont care about the viewers beyond their ability to consume and they dont care about the consumers' time unless it gives them money. to them we are pigs and this is the scraps mixed in a pail with mud and worms for us to gobble up and keep growing their coffers. its not made because they care and its not made to be cared about and i promise in like 2 years it'll disappear off streaming services because they dont care about it enough to pay to keep it around and obviously nobody's gonna rewatch it. honestly just dont watch it. not even out of spite. there's better things out there that respect your time and your hard-earned money
Alright so cold take, the Minecraft Movie looks fucking horrendous. It looks like a parody or an advert, not an actual movie people would want to make or watch.
Many others have said the same thing, but why the fuck isn't it an animated movie?? There are so many beautiful fucking art pieces made by fans or just look at the official Minecraft concept art!!
The world of Minecraft is so pretty and you could have so much artistic freedom to make a really fucking cool stylistic animated movie!!
But no.. We get white zionist Steve and in general just an irl cast for some reason, and ugly ass CGI.
Why can't it follow the minimal story Minecraft already has? The main character, whether it be Steve or someone else, wakes up with no explanation as to how they got there, and they juat have to survive. Minecraft has all these mysteries baked into the different worlds and structures, it would be so cool to have the movie explore them in some way!
I'm assuming this movie will just be "Hey, I'm white zionist Steve and I'll help you guys get back to your world" and the main content of the movie is gonna be the group of people experiencing Minecraft things, that we've already seen and know everything about, for the first time.
Idk man. I think people should boycott the movie because of the zionist in the main role and I don't think that'll be too difficult. Thanks if you read the whole thing <3
my predictions for the minecraft movie:
alex is gonna be that one “badass strong girl” and have no personality outside of it
actually nobody is gonna have a personality
“there’s only one person who could’ve done this… herobrine.” *DRAMATIC MUSIC*
half of the plot is basically just captainsparklez’s fallen kingdom saga
and the other half is those minecraft isekai books by mark cheverton (did anyone else read that as a kid)
mumbo jumbo will be there with no explanation
Why do we constantly have to have “humans get transported to another world” storylines when it comes to live action adaptations? Why can’t it just be in-media-res? Why can’t the Minecraft movie follow the novelization where a guy randomly awakens in Minecraft with no idea who he is and just needs to learn how to survive… you know… LIKE HOW THE GAME IS. Why do we gotta bring people from outside the game world into Minecraft? Why do they look human but everything else is a CGI nightmare? You couldn’t pull a Detective Pikachu and just set your god damn plot IN Minecraft from the start?
And most importantly …
WHY CAN’T THE WHOLE MOVIE JUST BE ANIMATED? You’re already animating like 95% of the film already, just fucking make an animated film.
Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke
Dude it would be really funny if someone set their text notifications to “CHICKEN JOCKEY”
art from draw and donate bc I haven't changed my avatar in 8 years
My paying for robux gift card days are OVER and I refuse to spend another cent on them, but god damn I just don't wanna be a naked dragon anymore :sob:
In order:
first attempt
"COMING IN HOT 🗣️🔥"
"The Spice Dealer" it's just lotus drawn with Caravan Palace the Gnag busters album Palette (I love it sm so underrated please listen to the whole thing)
Also apparently one of my friends has seen the Xenomorph one on tiktok but I refuse to download the app, so um, just gimme credit at least..? Or like,, Robux.. Yknow.. okay I'll shut up
I can't belive the minecraft movie is actually shameless old man yaoi.
The movie theater was full of kids and im sure half of them discovered something about themselves today.
I am such a big fan of video game movie adaptations. They’re fucking awesome.
The minecraft movie is….not so awesome….
Just watched the Minecraft movie. Some of my favorite parts:
Jennifer Coolidge saying "he can bag me up and drag me out to the curb" and the whole theater laughing so hard you couldn't hear the movie
"I. Am. Steve" "As a child, I yearned for the mines" and more being said by the ENTIRE theater
The antagonist just straight up kills a child.
Gay piglin saying unalive
Jack Black slapping the daggers out of the piglin sorceress's hand with increasing disappointment
The guys all being cowards and whatnot then the screen changes to the woman with 15 side hustles and the stressed out teen guardian beating the shit out of monsters with no qualms
The villager just straight up talks in a British accent at the end of it. Bc Jennifer Coolidge and him fell so deep in love after she hit him with her car that he learned English (with a British accent for some reason despite everyone being American)
"are you finished" "no I think he's Swedish" bc Minecraft is a swedish game
Old man Yaoi.
So much old man Yaoi.
Girl with 15 side hustles pulling a Technoblade with the dogs
"lemme tell you something! Lemme tell you something!"
Alex appearing at the end
Steve getting irritated bc ender pearls are in short supply
All in all, the movie was not as bad as you've probably been led to believe. However, I must say that it is a movie made much, MUCH better in a crowded theater. Especially when there's some kid going "absolute cinema" two rows in front of u, and a couple teenagers calling Jack Black and Jason Mamoa gay.
I THINK THEY ROLLED UP THE WRONG MYSTERY TOUR GUYS
The Minecraft movie trailer if it was honest with us...
NOW THIS IS A MINECRAFT MOVIE I WOULD WATCH!!!
All credit to the original artist Neytirix, their art style and animation is so good!