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I wonder if mlb duos would have official ship names if they were less awful. barsh? bicherro? albuña? balvarez? terrible
Cannot even begin to explain what Pete Alonso means to me. First the fact that he’s the original piece of a rebuild (shoves nimmo to the side) but also something I just love about Pete is how uncool he is. Like he’s the most earnest, dorky, doofus who cares SO MUCH in a world where people will really resent you for giving a fuck and giving a fuck visibly and it deeply resonates with me. I also adore that he’s a weeb for New York
req’d by @smiles-daisies-and-love-oh-my
ah yes. baseball.
i was at a restaurant and nearly spit out my food trying to alert the people i was with that mets spring training highlights were on the tv
anyway how’s everyone’s spring training going
This omg fit deserves national recognition LOOK AT IT
Oh my big sweet pumpkin picking polar bear i missed you
NOOOO NOT LIKE THIS
@ twins fans: Take good care of him pls 🙏
baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person
the switch between confused cigar-smoking winker and bbg winker and screaming helmet throwing winker gives me whiplash /aff
Jesse Winker, certified Babygirl ☺️🎀✨
A while ago i woke up in the middle of the night, wrote “wilmer flores is a mutt” in my notes with zero context and promptly fell back asleep
with that being said:
baseball as a sport rlly edges you into the szn and i respect that:
first is caribbean league where you’ve maybe heard of 10% of the players and there are minimal stats and the camera quality is crunchy. but it’s live baseball!!
then spring training which is a whole arc of its own. you start and you’ve barely heard of any of the players. you get towards the end and the team is finally assembling but through it all there’s no strike zone and there aren’t many stats. but they’re your guys!!!
finally FINALLY the season starts and it’s so fantastic but the stats are either stationary stats from last season or those early season stat lines of like .500 avg over 6 pa. BUT ITS REAL BASEBALL YIPPEE!!!!
and to top it off there’s a chance your team is Bad™️ and then you’ve waited forever for a supremely disappointing season to be sad about. sometimes it’s awesome though!!
thank you for coming to my ted talk
live laugh love mlb players’ old tweets
Oh that would be me ☝️.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KODAI SENGA‼️‼️
MY GLORIOUS GHOST FORK THROWING KING I WISH YOU THE ABSOLUTE BEST OF BIRTHDAYS
tommy tightpants leaving me again
him and harrison bader would be an unstoppable duo. the cvnty crop top clan if you will
listened to baseball players describe some of Ichiro's weird outfit choices over the years and one of them was "belly shirt, capris, long vest" and since I can't find a photo, I had to doodle something quick on one of my breaks lol.
me: we really need to get this done… please work with me… come on…
my brain:
my brain: OH MY GOD! TODO LO MALO ÉCHALO PÁ’ALLÁ! OH MY GOD! DAME SALUD Y PROSPERIDAD🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
oh to be the guy in charge of deciding what to broadcast on mlb network during the offseason
i lied. we’re not having sex. we’re watching the entirety of the 1995 yankees-mariners alds. all 16 hours. you better be comfy
missing tags feels like such a rookie mistake bc i’m just trying to do my thing and all of a sudden alpha!adley rutschman died in a fire and the entire seattle mariners ensemble is getting freaky at the funeral
i wish the inauguration was during baseball szn so we could see castellanos shock the world by hitting 800 homers over the span of one game
theory: clay holmes is on the mets because without him the szn wouldn’t feel stressful enough to be proper mets baseball
soto realizing coming to the mets means he has to play w clay holmes again
we as a society don't appreciate how much of a cutie patootie kodai senga is
on the hunt for queer baseball fans
bc i have NO ONE to talk to about it and it makes me sad. all the baseball ppl i know r like straight guys and theres nothing wrong w that but. mlb tumblr has the exact vibes i'm searching for so i think i'll just live here now if that's ok with everyone
Dude why was the Miraculous Ladybug movie like 10000x better than the entirety of the show in every way??????
That was really really good, I’m genuinely taken aback by how good it was. AND IT WAS A FREAKING MUSICAL!!!!
or; whos gonna hold u like me?