Mlb - Blog Posts
mark canha walked so francisco lindor could RUN
me waking up: today is so calm… ohh ahh so sleepy… maybe ill turn on the game… honk shmimimi… lazy couch bound baseball day…
baseball:
tim hill NEEDS to start a music career with other lefty sidearmers so he can call the band The Sidewinding Southpaws and release a hit single called “Chin Music” that becomes the yankees’ OMG
we are SO BACK
the two rpf powerhouses are fighting tag this shit hurt/comfort
Worst part of baseballposting on tumblr is having your feed inundated with miraculous ladybug bc the posts are also tagged with #mlb
NO i do not want your show with established plot lines and carefully developed characters!! I want my 26 men in the same shirt who throw and whack balls!!! i want the plot to be the rpf narratives i foist onto them!!!!
Who knew the key to declining viewership wasn’t shit like the golden ab but instead the same thing that’s been happening behind closed doors for generations
i think the catcher should be allowed to make out with the pitcher during the mound visit. as long as they want. this would be good for morale, ratings, and the game of baseball itself
OPENING DAY IS POPPING MY PERSONAL BUBBLE RN
IIIIITS SENGA BUMP DAY!!!!!
*going undercover as a straight guy* Uh yeah my name is, um... Dick Love Lady
IM GONNA SOB I CANT GET OVER THIS.
THEY FIT IN THE GLOVE
(Pics from official Padres instagram) the puppies are so cute, i’m gonna cry for the fourth time today 😭
The one rogue lock of hair LMAO
05.04.23 | SEA vs OAK | "i think it was just something along the lines of, 'hey you need to fix your face, because you're cranky right now for no reason'" [x]
I WAS TRANSLATING THE AENEID AND GOT TO NIMBŌ AND I WAS LIKE BRANDON IS THAT YOU???
text posts part 2: yankees edition
cress again to @stop-that-train for the text used, i promise i’ll start finding my own now 😭
sorry for the crunchy photos LOL i am working on terrible wifi
trying my hand at text posts
credit to @stop-that-train for the actual posts used (i sourced them from their f1 text posts)
this was so silly but such a missed opportunity to ask senga. like cmon now
what's better than this, 2/3rds of the mlb scared to death of ghosts and then kiké hernandez being like i have a ghost at home, she's my best friend, and i am dtf. ok king [mlb]
Padres fans, you better take good care of Candelita over there and here’s why:
I firmly believe Jose Iglesias was one of the guys to turn the ‘24 mets around. He’s criminally underrated (career .290 hitter like hello?) but that’s honestly the least of it. He just has so much personality in a sport that encourages players from a young age to shun personality and emotions and individualism and just play ball. And that spreads to the *whole team.* One of the reasons why the 2024 mets were so incredible and fun to watch was because the players were so much more than numbers. You’d watch Manaea on the mound and see a silly guy just throwing some baseballs and doing a damn good job of it. You’d watch a Lindor AB and see one of the most genuine, incredible, and stylish guys on the whole team RAKING. And you’d watch Iglesias hitting while singing OMG to yourself. At least, if you’re me. Point is, the 2024 mets were at their core a group of guys just having so much fun and not being afraid to show it, and Jose Iglesias led that movement. When a team appears like that to the *fans,* the team camaraderie is so incredible that they can’t help but start winning. He might not have had the most power or the best defense, but Jose Iglesias deserves to go down in Mets history as one of the greats.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
harrison bader is the sun therefore pete needs the lil glasses
TOMORROW IS SENGA BUMP DAY‼️‼️‼️
THIS IS NOT A DRILL🔨
IM SCREAMING LOOK AT THEM GO
The NY Mets (my favorite squadron) practice using their sense of touch ~
I love when teams do cute stuff like this ✨
mark vientos walked so kodai senga could RUN
LOOK AT HIM GO
kodai’s mets crocs oh my god 😭 🫶
fun fact: it only took 3 days of mets baseball for the entire roster to get run through a carburetor
can someone do this to the
please and thank you
OSCAR BURGER
could not get this image out of my head 😭
bo bichette can zip my zipper any day
Bro we can’t even play like 4 innings of baseball before someone gets bonked
live laugh love h money i’ll miss you forever
“when i think about the 2024 mets… i think about what a group of grown men playing a kids game chose to do with the time they had left together.” harrison bader to me you will always be famous
no bc this is so real
thank god football season is over. finally on to the next psychological torture called baseball