Nathaniel: You know, I came here to talk you about the fact that boys don’t get periods, like at all. But now we’ve been once talking for hours because you’re just so damn interesting. And we only talked about your way to school!
Alix: I could just stop being interesting, I mean- watch this!
Alix: *freezes*
Alix: ...
Nathaniel: Hello?
Alix: ...
Nathaniel: Well now I have to wait here and see how long you can keep this up!