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Twisted Wonderland
Prologue 1 in a nutshell
MC: Where hell am I–why the hell am I in a coffin?! Am I finally gonna see Satan-senpai?
Meanwhile...
Devil kitty: BURN BISHES BURN! OI hooman! Give me yo clothes or you gone get barbecued!
MC: OH HELL NAH I AIN'T GETTIN KILLED BY A RACCOON DOG *runs*
*At hell the library*
Devil Kitty: Haha! U can't run from me now hooman!
Birb dad: WHIP OF LUS-er LOVE! (kInky😏)
Birb dad: U hooman, must go meet smexy bois er get sorted into a dorm.
*at Mirror Hall*
Red Ciel: break the rules or it's [OFFU WITHYO HEADDO!!!]
Kinky Takoyaki: I will support u pOor unFortunaTe soUls, cuz u all don't have any brain cells.
Smexy Scar: *yawn*
Crusty lil queen: where the hell is daddy
-er the Headmaster?
Geeky shy boi: he probs took a shi-
Birb dad: I'M BACK BITCHES. Now u go to the Magic Mirror and get sorted.
mAgiC MirrOr: sLytTerhIn -er this person has no magic nor soul, so they have no dorm.
Devil kitty: How bout u make me a Mage instead of that hoebag! Besides I can make great barbecue WAH!
*barbecues the Mirror Hall*
Moody Rich boi: OI BITCHES MAH ASS. IZ ON FIRE!!!
Kinky Takoyaki: Ok kitten is getting a lil naughty~(😏) this call's for sum discipline. Wat do u say Rideru-san?
Red Ciel: Ugh fine! Let's go fight some pus-er Cat.
That's all hoebags, hope u enjoy. YERT
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Entering the Rizzler's Chambers:
{If Our Wonderland was created(EDITED??) by a Gen Z/Alpha}
[§Arc 5: Orlam's Part/route§]
(This is all jokes and for funnsy)
Context;
As our asexual omega protagonist, Iggy Maxwell the fifth, and his two tough alphas went inside the cannibalistic rizzler's castle after many sacrifices of betas like General Furry of Dress to Impress.
(R.I.P Jerry no-testicles 2022-2025)
However, as the three divas entered the rizzler's chambers, they were confronted by his dogs and STANKINESS 💀.