Orochimaru - Blog Posts
This is basically what happened
Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 11!!
Akatsuki edition bc I have akatsuki brainrot❤️ so here’s 8 instead of my usual 4✌️✌️
(Read more for yappathon and unnecessary explanation)
Yes yes this is me pushing my itakabu agenda what abt it?? Also the Ukrainian zetsu says just means “Fat wh0re”😭😭
Named deidara “may dei” bc I found out he was born in may and I’m bias<3
I spent forever trying to find that mr beast edited as Kisame photo and almost gave up
Hc that sasori threatens to make tobi his next puppet project when he gets on sasoris nerves and obito thinks he’s not serious but he 100% is. Sasori isn’t gonna seek out a sharingan to put in his puppets but if one so happens to land on his door step… well…
Pein’s name is infact a line from that HORRENDOUS French “rap” going around on tiktok and nagato would legit think it’s tuff💔🥀
Keeping the naruto hyperfixation alive even though it wants to leave so bad😋 (naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 10)
Gave y’all 7 this time since I’ve somehow stretched these naruto meme posts into 10 parts🧍
Yes orochimarus user is a c*lleen b*llinger ref
Neji def has a thing for praise because I think it would be funny considering he’s around LEE of all ppl like 75% of the time
I like to think like maybe half of ninja know Morse code but don’t use it often since it’s well known. Shino on the other hand loves using it.
Sai learned abt polycules from a relationship book he read and was like “damn why is this not more of a thing?? Seems pretty simple to me”
Yea Kabuto is DEFINITELY a freak. Sakuras just clocking it- it seems to be a pattern for her in my posts 😭
Since ppl seemed to like the black haired kakashi edit, I present… Mitsuki with black hair!
If y’all have any suggestions for naruto character edits lmk-
I wouldve edited sage mode but I could not for the life of me figure out how to make it not look like garbage😭🙏
Now he looks even more like orochimaru- if he had black hair it wouldve been so funny having like Tsunade pass mitsuki in the street and whipping her head around so fast she got dizzy😭 she would legit think she’s in a genjutsu for a sec💔
I resisted the urge to give him slitted eyes too tbh
Here, have some out of context moments from a naruto fic I’m reading because while it does have 42k hits, I still feel like nobody is seeing the vision
(Fic: Burnt Out by Shynnohwen)
Orochimaru's notifications
Incorrect naruto alignment charts I made👍
Do these make sense? No. Are these objectively funny to think about? Yes.
Introducing: Naruto memes/text posts I made! (Part 1)
I posted these on tt a bit ago but I’ve decided they would also go good on here:)
I have ones that I’ve drawn but I’ll put them in separate posts!
Just a sneak peek of Orochimaru being a little shit, also I decided to make this a “Madara had a change of heart and revived everyone that died during the course of the series” AU because it was too late to make this a “Nothing went wrong” AU and you can’t stop me now
Moots: @towasuki and @saturnsmoontitan
If somebody hasn't read this TobiNaru Masterpiece (with a capital M).
They should.
Like drop everything and read this.
NOW.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13515082/1/
I now have a new fixation.
revamped my punk!sannin
how good it feels to draw (2/3rds of) ur favorite ship kissing and touching each other..
@uchihacollector shared a wonderful thread >< I'm in LOVE
Thank you @peepingtoad and @uchihacollector you are awesome
Anticipating the most awaited reunion of all...
I'm watching Naruto for the first time and I wanted to make gifs of my favorite moments from the opening 2 🙏❤️
Imagine these three meeting over coffee and talking about their crushes
BORUTO & NARUTO
So I am now currently watching Boruto and I have to say It's not that bad.
But don't get me wrong. Naruto is still far more enjoyable anime than Boruto. (for me of course).
Boruto series has a really good characters and the best for me are : Mitsuki, Shikadai, Himawari, Konohamaru and Boruto (and yes Boruto is sometimes acting like a brat, but I cherish him anyway) ❤️
I want to apologise to Sarada fans, but I don't like her that much, but that also doesn't mean that I hate her. No. I just can't find the way to her character.
And the old generation of Naruto: I love every single one of them.
Their journey was always inspiring to me and through out the series I laughed with them and cried for them. (seriously Naruto is the first anime that made me cry more then 5 times and I do not cry much)
.............. Let's talk about the ships...........
Ok so I don't ship hetero pairs, but I also don't mind or judge people who do.
Naruto series: Sasunaru (how unpredictable)
Kakairu
Kakaobi (their history and friendship was so sad, that every time I see those scenes my eyes are automatically wet)
Madatobi
Hashimada
Sakuino
Sakuhina
Shikaneji (I really adore this ship even if it's not that famous)
Izutobi
Madaobi (they were alone together for some time in that cave..... You know?)
Hidashika (OK I know this ship is toxic as fuck, but you know I love these kinds of relationships)
Itashisu (and anothet tragic love story, like almost every single one in this show)
Itasasu (I know this is the part where some of you will be horrified, but I don't really care that they are brothers. It's the creators fault that they are so pretty together and my sick gay ass is constantly thinking about them fucking each other)
Indraashu (another incest. I'm sorry. Wait. No. Not. Really.)
Hashitobi (wow and another one)
Boruto series: Mitsuboru (this is my favourite ship from this show so far and it's practically Canon. You can't tell me otherwise. Boruto is just following in his father's footsteps.)
Sekiemitsu ( I don't know the name for this ship so I made my own, if someone know the actual name of it, please write it down)
And that's the end.
Uff I hope you will forgive me for my a little bit poor English, because I'm not a national speaker. 😂❤️🌈
i need help looking for a Shikamaru fanfic I read on wattpad before pabdemic, I knowwww its a long time, byt I just got the urge to read it again because it was so well written. I cant find it on wattpad anymore and im going crazy over it. Here's some part that I remember well
- MC has a phoenix summon
- MC has a tiger summon
- Asuma is NOT dead
-Neji DID NOT die
-i think Itachi did not die too
-akatsuki members joined the good side during the 4th Shinobi war
- there are creatures equivalent to the nine-tailed beasts
- went to Akatsuki as a spy by the orders of Lady Tsunade
- i kinda forgot if MC is from the "real" world, that has been transported to Naruto world
-the title is connected to a Shogi piece / a move used in Shogi
- i thinj the title has the word "silver", but im not sure
-MC "died" after the 4th Great Ninja war but was revived with the help of one of the creatures that is equivalent to the nine tailed beast.
-MC and Shikamaru end game.
-some boruto characters were mentioned in the epilogue as they are the children of some main couples in Naruto
pls pls pls im begging u if u somehow read it, remembered the title/author plssss comment 😭😭😭.
my brother drew this guys for the first time, so I colored them
my boyfriend and I are joking abt who jinx would get along with better from Naruto. He said Naruto and now I’m yelling at him bc how dare he not recognize the parallel storytelling between sasuke and jinx with itachi & vi, Naruto & ekko, silco & orochimaru
I won’t do this often since I don’t draw as much a I used to and I don’t post a lot on social media despite wanting to
I'm wondering how the fight between Orochimaru and Hiruzen would have gone if instead of just summoning the Hokages, he had tried to summon some Uzumaki's as well. Because I'm trying to figure out how an Uzumaki would react to being reanimated considering they make jutsus that can literally send people to hell and it felt a little sus that they never summoned a single Uzumaki from the Pure lands to fight someone.
That and I remember that Nagato being an Uzumaki who was really young when Uzushio had a jutsu that could bring back his fallen comrades (the Paths of Pain). Someone who was a child or younger when the Uzumaki clan was wiped out had a jutsu that cool.
Not sure who would be more screwed in the situation really. Hiruzen would probably be dead way quicker if Orochimaru had full control of the Uzumaki that was summoned and I'm sure Konoha in general would be burnt to the ground. However, considering the Uzumaki Clan was basically born to fuck with the balance of life and death with their jutsu creation, there is a chance that the Uzumaki could just break out of the jutsu and beat Orochimaru into the ground before he can make the hand signs to release the jutsu.
Just imagining Orochimaru getting the third coffin to rise from the ground and it being Mito or Kushina Uzumaki being reanimated. If it was Mito it would probably be more nostalgic for Hiruzen since she is his sensei's wife. If it was Kushina I just know she would immediately ask about Naruto considering she asked him specifically to take care him before she died. Hiruzen would probably avoid the question and depending on whether she can break out of the Edo Tensei his death would have a varying time frame. On the battle field fighting a controlled Kushina Uzumaki or after the battle with a livid Kushina after she finds out how Naruto has been living under his "protection".