Now that I think about the AU, I can't help but think that Odysseus and his crew found an abandoned temple of Phobos, where a lone lame wolf was hanging out, and he was shot for safety.
Polites: Look at all this food! Look at these weapons! And all this is for us to keep!
Eurylochus: I must admit, this is quite a treat. There is enough food here to temporarily satisfy the fleet's hunger.
Odysseus: This almost too perfect. Too good to be true. Why won't the lotus eaters come to this temple?
- Who are you?
Now that I think about the AU, I can't help but think that Odysseus and his crew found an abandoned temple of Phobos, where a lone lame wolf was hanging out, and he was shot for safety.
Polites: Look at all this food! Look at these weapons! And all this is for us to keep!
Eurylochus: I must admit, this is quite a treat. There is enough food here to temporarily satisfy the fleet's hunger.
Odysseus: This almost too perfect. Too good to be true. Why won't the lotus eaters come to this temple?
- Who are you?
What can be worse than father's rage? Oh. Right.
Mother's fury.
Let's be honest: If Odysseus had offended one of Ares' children, he wouldn't have even been given a chance to justify himself.
Ares would have immediately attacked him, piercing him with his spear.
Oh...
My...
GOOOOD!!!
THAT IS THE GOLD!!! I HONESTLY CAN FEEL HIS RAGE AS A FATHER!!!
Let's be honest: If Odysseus had offended one of Ares' children, he wouldn't have even been given a chance to justify himself.
Ares would have immediately attacked him, piercing him with his spear.