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The Bachelorette Drinking Game
It is the day we have been waiting for for months. It's here; the second half of the Bachelorette two part finale!!! Desiree has a lot on her plate tonight after the shattering of her heart last week when Brooks pulled out early. We have sweet weirdo and terrible bard Chris and handsome yet somewhat bland but equally sweet Drew. Will she chose one or neither or both or just fling herself into the waters or Antigua???
As per the tradition started at the finale of Sean's season of the Bachelor, I present to you my carefully curated rules to Desiree's Bachelorette Drinking Game. Please enjoy responsibly, and I can’t wait to share thoughts on Wednesday!
When you see or hear one of the following, take a drink (or if you’re underage, eat an m&m):
The word “journey" is used
The word “connection" is used
Someone refers to “the process"
A helicopter ride takes place
Chris Harrison spreads his hands/arms
A date/activity is used as a metaphor for love/relationships
Someone says “picture the rest of my life", “spend the rest of my life", “could envision the rest of my life" or any other “rest of my life" phrases
Desiree does a voice over while she walks around somewhere
Desiree does a voice over while she stands on a balcony or ledge and stares into the distance
Every time you see Neil Lane and physically cringe at the texture and color of his skin
Someone cries
You audibly groan
The blessed producers cut to a shot of random wildlife
Desiree dabs her under-eyes with her fingertips as she cries
Anything, be it setting or general situation, is referred to as “paradise", “fairytale", or “something out of a dream"
One of the guys balls up his fists in frustration
Bonus Full Shot or Handful of Candy: - A cameo is made by a previous contestant on the show to give advice to Desiree
-If Brooks shocks us all out of our skins and RETURNS
- You shed a singular tear or more during the finale montage set to Peter Cetera’s “The Glory of Love"
Cheers and happy viewing!
The Official Bachelor Drinking Game
Hello my sweet journeyers! Together, through many trials and tribulations we have made it to this fine day: Bachelor Finale Day. I know you are just as excited as I am to see who our Bachelor Sean Lowe will choose and how it will all go down. Will it be Catherine, the raven haired beauty with a quirky intelligence Sean loves? Or Lindsay, the goofy girl who showed up to meet him wearing a wedding dress? Time will reveal all.
Many of you will be participating in viewing parties surrounded by your best friends, wine, and delicious snacks. A few seasons back, my friends and I put together a little viewing game, and I thought I would only be doing my due diligence in sharing it with you all. Please enjoy responsibly, and I can't wait to share thoughts on Wednesday!
When you see or hear one of the following, take a drink (or if you're underage, eat an m&m):
The word "journey" is used
The word "connection" is used
Someone refers to "the process"
A helicopter ride takes place
Chris Harrison spreads his hands/arms
A date/activity is used as a metaphor for love/relationships
Someone says "picture the rest of my life", "spend the rest of my life", "could envision the rest of my life" or any other "rest of my life" phrases
Sean does a voice over while he walks around somewhere
Sean does a voice over while he stands on a balcony or ledge and stares into the distance
Every time you see Neil Lane and physically cringe at the texture and color of his skin
Someone cries
You audibly groan
The blessed producers cut to a shot of random wildlife
Sean is shirtless
Anything, be it setting or general situation, is referred to as "paradise", "fairytale", or "something out of a dream"
Bonus Full Shot or Handful of Candy: - A cameo is made by a previous contestant on the show to give advice to Sean.
- You shed a singular tear or more during the finale montage set to Peter Cetera's "The Glory of Love"
Cheers and happy viewing!