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Espresso | Max Verstappen x Singer! Reader
Summary: Despite going back to his relationship with Kelly, Max can’t stop thinking about you. Every night. It certainly doesn’t help that you keep cropping up in the McLaren garage.
Warnings: softcore angst? Swearing. A pining man
Requested: yes by many of you on the previous part
Facelaim: Sabrina Carpenter (she was used on the last one and yes, she's used a lot but I stole her song and her job so I'm also stealing her face)
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this will end up having 4 parts total. they're planned but not fully written
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yn_ln just posted
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yn_ln what do you do when you get woken up at 2am and can’t get back to sleep? write a song espresso is out now
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user1 is this what the kids call a soft launch? is she seeing someone?
user2 okay but who is the guy reflected in her sunglasses? a new beau perhaps?
alexandrasaintmleux i don’t know what’s hotter. the song or the body
→ francisca.cgomes the men in the video
→ pierregasly i can see this
user3 at least we know this new guy is dicking her down good
user4 why do i feel like this is about max?
→ user5 why tf would it be about max? it’s a fun song about fucking all night
→ user4 because it feels teasing. like, he’s with someone else but can’t stop thinking about yn
→ user6 i’m with user4. maybe she’s trying to throw us off?
landonorris the sun looks bright in that pic
→ user7 uh oh. norizz is alive and well everyone
user8 does this mean max keeps contacting her?
user9 max is 100% messaging her at 1am saying how he misses her
user10 i need a camera in max and kelly’s house when they first heard this
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yn_ln just posted
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yn_ln i know i mountain dew it for ya (although, most of these had vodka) tagged: alexandrasaintmleux, francisca.cgomes
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user11 she looks like a hot librarian
→ user12 i‘d let her help me with my homework
user13 red bull admin is a canon yn stan
francisca.cgomes hot girls do bottomless brunch
→ alexandrasaintmleux maybe they shouldn’t. i still can’t find my left shoe
→ yn_ln i have it
user14 i bet the debrief was piping hot
→ user15 oh to be in a gossip sesh with yn, kika and alex
charles_leclerc stay away from my girlfriend. she came home drunk ranting about how much she loved you and the colour of your hair
→ pierregasly and mine wouldn’t stop talking about how pretty your eyes are and how good you smell
→ yn_ln i have unbelievable rizz
user16 i’d let yn step on me
→ yn_ln and i won’t even charge you
user17 max fumbled so bad
landonorris who’s that cute blonde?
→ yn_ln oscar isn’t in this post??
→ user18 i don’t think he was talking about oscar, hun
→ yn_ln why would he publicly embarrass his boyfriend like this?
→ oscarpiastri i hate you
f1wags just posted
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f1wags not even 6 weeks after reconciling, max verstappen and kelly piquet were caught arguing
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user1 can they just stay broken up this time??
→ user2 i love max but i’m fed up now
user3 yet you’ve not got any pics of it? why all the old lovey dovey pics of them
→ user4 the pics are all over twitter. i think f1wags chose not to post them because max looks like he’s trying not to cry in them, and f1wags has always been nice towards the drivers
user5 why is no one talking about the fact that both verstappencom and shortnsweet liked this???
→ user6 the fact that their teams are so desperate for them to be together that they’re publicly rooting for kelly’s demise
user7 i’ve seen the clip on twitter and i wanna know why she’s yelling at him so aggressively
→ user8 i bet it’s cause he’s been all up in yn’s likes
→ user9 yeah but so is she
→ user10 you’d think their relationship would be strengthened by their shared obsession with yn
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mclaren just posted
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mclaren papaya party it wouldn’t be a maiden win celebration without some celebs. guess who got to hear espresso live
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yn_ln why is lando’s hand like that? he’s not a ken doll
→ landonorris i’m the barbie. you’re the ken
→ yn_ln you wish you were the barbie. you don’t have barbie energy
→ oscarpiastri i’m confused
→ yn_ln you’re an alan
→ landonorris you take that back!
→ user11 does this mean lando and yn saw barbie together?
→ oscarpiastri yes and they left me back at the mtc
user12 not all the wags liking a mclaren post
→ user13 it’s the power of yn
user14 lando and yn’s interactions give me life
user15 i love how mclaren’s engagement has increased since yn started commenting on everything
→ user16 they’ve become more enjoyable since she became a fan
user17 okay but she looks so good in orange
→ redbullracing except she was meant to be in navy
user18 her and lando make such a cute couple
→ landonorris ew no
→ yn_ln ew no. besides, you guys told me she was with oscar. i can’t break that up
→ oscarpiastri @/mclaren can we ban her from the garage?
→ lilyzneimer no!
→ mclaren no!
→ landonorris @/yn_ln i know i said no but why did you say no?
user19 guys, max liked and unliked this
user20 mv1 fans, i think we’ve lost her
landonorris posted a new story
yn_ln replied still serving cunt though
maxverstappen1 replied is that yn?
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requests open
coming next; oscar piastri. rivals to teammates to more
tell my why i lowkey feel bad posting this after the pregnancy announcement. i mean, i still don’t like kelly but i wish them every happiness for a safe and healthy delivery.
there will be NO lando x yn in the next two parts
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