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ITS HERE. THE SECOND EPISODE OF THE BIBLE.

“Well that just makes you a beta cuck” -Memphis Tennessee 2019

Hater: "Anyway... Where we dropping, guys?"

Sylvia: "Have you actually ever had a PROPER interaction with a woman in your life?"

Hater: "Wh- THAT DOESN'T MATTER! NOW CHECK OUT THIS- uh- COOL MAGIC GEM I got online for like seven dollars..."

Peepers (Being sucked into a sandtrap): "GHOUH- OH MY GROP- SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEE!!!"

Wander: "Oh my grop! That looked super dangerous!"

...

Wander: "Sylvia?"

Sylvia: "I didn't see it."

Hater: "Give me back my thing. You see, I had to trap C. Peeps in the pit because he disrespected gamers."

Hater: Welcome to my humble abode. As you can see I have knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.

Wander: Well this isn't really titled or a tower.

Hater: Well you see, it's a gamer pad. not many girls come in here because i get friend zoned so frequently, but that's ok.

Sylvia: [loudly and judgementally slurps her slushie]

Wander: I'd like to be in the friend zone! I like friends!

Hater: It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women. But unfortunately, as a gamer I dont get respect.

Sylvia: [snickers as she tries not to lose it]

Wander: Well i'm not a gamer, so maybe they will respect me!

Hater: That just makes you a normie. That's the difference between you and I, Wander, I'm an alpha gamer!

Sylvia: AHAHAHAHA!!! Oh... oh MAN Hatey! And here I thought I heard it all!

Hater: SHUT UP SYLVIA! IM TOOOTALLY SERIOUS!

Sylvia: That's what makes it so funny!

Woke up and had this in my head so had to create it