Sonic Fandub - Blog Posts
ITS HERE. THE SECOND EPISODE OF THE BIBLE.
“Well that just makes you a beta cuck” -Memphis Tennessee 2019
I'm very funny please laugh
“Have you ever fucked a clone? It’s great, they know all the right places”
I thought it was super weird the first time I watched Sonic 2 that eggman calls Knuckles a "space pumpkin"
But when I rewatched it I realized it may have been a pumpkin hill reference, hell yeah
Hey...psst.
Would you like Arcane characters as sonic fandub quotes in these trying times?
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Sevika:"It would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in the Under city trenches. You have thirteen seconds before the sewers fucking explodes, you Hot Topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch! You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die."
Jinx:"Hot Topic?"
Vi:"No! My secret!"
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In her emo era
Vi:"I miss my wife, Jinx. I miss her a lot. I'll be back."
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Caitlyn:"Ambessa you're an asshole, woman!"
Ambessa:"You are what you eat Caitlyn."
Caitlyn:"WOAH-"
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Viktor seeing ekko blazing towards him in episode 9
Viktor:"He's faster than Viktor! ......he's faster than Viktor! WHAT!?"
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Jinx:"That's right everybody. It's your favorite girl!"
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Caitlyn:"GET THE FUCK OUT-"
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Viktor:"Will you pop this piss rock?"
Jayce:"Put the piss stone down right now, you know what hexcore does to your ᵇˡᵉⁿᶦˢ"
Viktor:"I like what it does to my ᵇˡᵉⁿᶦˢ jayce!"
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Jayce:"All around me are familiar Jayce's, worn-out Jayce's, worn-out Ja-a-yce's, bright and-"
teleports to the bad universe
"I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!!! OH. MY. GOD."
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Ekko:“Going uuuuuUUUUUUUUUUP!"
proceeds to jump down
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Vi: "I don't think so, Ambessa! You have to do what I say or else you're done for, Amdumb! Ambussy! Amb poopy, poopy butt!"
Ambessa: "You may be the- don't you ever FUCKING call me that ever again, I'LL KILL YOU-"
ambessa laying on the table defeated
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Isha starting a la jinx revolution and getting kidnapped
Jinx:".......something just happened..."
I think I quote "that evil twink is going to pay" and "i'm going to kill him...with a gun...and then kill him again." a little bit too much to still be considered mentally stable.
