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HELP??

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING AB THE WEDDING??? WHAT THE FUCK?? GUYS??

i wish it was longer tho 😔🙏

erik. make a honeymoon audio and my life is yours.

SOO SOON !!!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGGGGG

so i was re-watching Asher’s new audio right, and i was looking at the comments, tell me why Erik replied to a comment and said the wedding was gunna be in june and lowkey i am so fucking excited. RAHHH THIER GETTING MARRIED. (running home so i can write an this rn)

Giggling rn

AHHHHHHHHH. um.

Asher in his new audio has me screaming (Without the s) like I haven't heard his voice in a while so the first word that came out of his pretty little mouth had me giggling. AND THE INUENDOS??? UGHHHHHH

I need him.

BAHHAHAHHAHA DAVID BEAT THEM IN JD HAHAHAHAHAH.

anyways uhh u guys want me to post some hc I have ab RA? (Their like some lame birthday hc stuff, nothing special)

also Davids April video had me the same way. SUBBY DAVEY?? NOW.

(JD's just dance btw)

please explain !!

is it cause I'm poor and can't afford Erik's Patreon that I have no fucking clue what this whole 'club' shit is with the wolf babes and sam?? Like I be seeing videos like : "This is soo Angel and Asher at the club!!!" and I js roll with it not knowing wtf they're talking ab. so uh I wanna know if this is public info and I'm genuinely stupid and don't know who to use context clues, or im js a broke bitch.

I was also wondering when the Shaw pack meets Morgan and escorts him to whoever he goes. and also video pretty pleaseeee.

(I also js wanna say thanks to all of y'all for answering my dumb lil questions!!!)

BOUNS: I also finished Inversion and Imp/Cataclysm today so super excited to get to finish Project Meridian.

THOSE ARE LITERALLY MY ANGEL AND BABE FITS OMG IAHAJAHAJAJAHAHAHAHSHA

The Shaw Pack Wedding 🕊️

(Ft. My beloved @angelicaether ‘s Angel and David)

Hot Boy Honeymoon event on the Sky Side server~

This time the theme is weddings and honeymoons in honor of the pack wedding!

The things that audio made me feel was SICK I LOVED IT SO MUCH

Here’s my quick notes it—

Nothing will ever take me out quicker than Asher’s “I’m gonna be a husband!” It’s been on loop in my head since the video came out and it’s never going away

The listeners silence will never not be funny to me, I’m sorry—lowkey wish Sam was a part of the mate car tho, could’ve gotten wolf time too pleasee

Y’all heard Milo’s inner Lasko slip out there when talking about being nervous with Sam right lmaoo

Hey so fuck you David for that beautiful speech you gave Ash, I’m literally rolling on the floor choking and sobbing (It was actually his vows to Asher, if you wanted to him instead should’ve just said so /pos) that “more words” part was actually very real and hit too hard

I’m too much of a sucker for when any of the wolf boys hug

“We still got enough time for me to beat your ass and get you cleaned back up, Beta-boy” quoted at least once a day

Milo’s voice crack when he tells Asher ”I love you too, asshole, come here.” MY BOYSSS 😭

Also fuck you too Milo for the Gabe quote

More silence, but the crying and whimpers from both of them in the background please be still my heart

WE’RE MARRIEDDD‼️

Bonus of Angel and Baaabe’s vows written by Aether and yours truly—

What I headcannon Angel & Babe will wear at the wedding ヽ(≧∀≦)ﾉ

Angel:

My angel is more masc when they wear formal wear so they get a suit!!

Babe

My Babe is a trans woman so, nice lacey dress!!

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

perhaps a silly question but are angel and baabe’s unempowered familes invited to the wedding? that’s gotta be a huge covert breach

but imagine the silly hijinks that would ensue

“hey why’s the best man (gender neutral)’s boyfriend sitting under an umbrella? it’s supposed to be clear skies all day”

“oh um he’s just super goth”

“he’s wearing a cowboy hat”

“he’s…y’allternative”

“wtf angel”

That one listener who died in a car crash and Guy

Or Baabe and Asher if it all went wrong in their earlier days.

(I guess it makes sense that Asher is the cashier, but it hurts more to think that the pack—for whatever reason—is no longer a place of love, and young Baabe, your local Pizza Hut associate is his only solace.)

Hmmm...

☆°•☆•°☆°•☆

When you die and go to Heaven you’re entitled to make one phone call to any living person you knew in life. With no loved ones in the living world you decide to call the cashier of your favourite pizza place.

Milo being in charge of booking the hotel for a security job and accidentally booking two conjoined rooms instead of separate rooms for everyone (Aggro stepped on the keyboard). Leading to a very disgruntled Alpha and a video sent to a group chat with all the mates and pack members still in Dahlia. Asher sends a recording of a dark room only illuminated by his phone flashlight. It’s shows about fifteen shifters spread out across two rooms. Some haphazardly splayed on the beds, some on little nests of blankets on the floor. Milo is shown to be lying half on the bed and half on the nightstand using a jacket for a pillow. Christian is laying properly on the bed, with Arden’s foot stuck right in his face as she lays diagonally with her face flat on the foot of the bed. Amanda lies next to Christian with part of her leg draped over Arden. Asher walks through the maze of shifters on the ground, pointing the camera to each as he passes. He walks into the next room to show Brooks lying on the counter. More shifters lie on the floor, Asher pans the camera to the foot of the bed to show Miguel almost falling off. Asher whispers to the camera,

“And you won’t believe this.” As he pans his phone to show David and Tank lying in the bed together, both having to sit upright to fit and leave room for Miguel. They are resting against each other comfortably. Tank sits with their arms crossed and head tilted slightly back as it rests on David’s head, which is in turn resting on their shoulder. He sits with his hands loosely in his lap. They sleep with a stoic yet calm look on their faces as the two wolves lean into one another. Asher turns the camera to himself and walks over. He carefully lays down on their legs,resting his head on his sweatshirt that he put in between Tank and David. He positions the camera so all three of them are in shot, as if he’s taking a selfie. Tank and David move a little in their sleep and the video abruptly cuts off. The last thing on the screen being Asher’s scared face quickly turning. The group chat laughs about Milo’s mistake and Angel fawns over all of them sleeping as a group. Sweetheart says they knew they should have checked the reservations for Milo. Sam just smiles at his wolf finally learning how to be with their pack.

Imagine this tho.

The pack going out together after a meeting and running into some unempowered ‘vampires/werewolves are real’ conspiracists and being handed pamphlets to go ‘hunting for cryptids.’ So now (against David’s judgement) the mates, are ‘hunting’ with this group of weirdos in the woods while Ash, Tank, and Milo run around howling and scaring the shit out of them. Sweetheart quietly disappears every now and then to make noises, snapping a twig or throwing a rock here and there. David on the other hand said it was stupid and said he wasn’t going, even though Angel definitely notices the shadow in the corner of their eye that is conspicuously David-shaped.

It's Asher and David along with their fiancés. How I picture them.

Note: I head cannon David having colorblind, specifically Tritanopia.

So the bottom pictures are how David sees them, along with his self.

Here's the information on the pictures, if not readable.

Left photo

Alice Louise Dupont-Shaw

Age:28

Height:5'0

Pronoun:They/She

Note: Small hands, undercut, french and cat lover

Beatrice "bee" Morris

Age:32

Height:5'4

Note:Has contacts, Phone charmer hoarder

Pronoun: They/Them

Right Picture

David Shaw

Age:30

Height:6'9

Note: Colorblind, Wear contacts, Multiple earrings, Silk press hair, Destiny fan

Asher Talbot

Age:30

Height 6'0

Note: Halo lover, Wants to play borderlands 2 with friends, Painted nails

Here's the picture of them

Here's a drawing with how I think hair looks like

Redacted hair type and hairstyle headcannons

David

He wears his hair in low ponytail with headband under his bangs. Natural hair is 4a.

Asher

Short hair that wavy reaches his ears. His hair is 2a.

Milo

Mid back hair that either in cornrows or afro puff. His hair is 4c.

Sam

His hair is mid back Bahamian locs. His hair type is 4c.

Angel

Their hair is silk press to hime cut with undercut. They have 4c hair.

Babe

Has short wolfcut they maintain. They are growing it out. Their hair type is 3c.

Sweetheart.

They have wavy hair that they style different every day. Their hair type is 2c.

Darlin

Thier hair is in tomboy side tails with undercut. They have underlights. The have 4b hair they treat regularly.

I will do others later.

Pictures are for reference.

Redacted hair type and hairstyle headcannons

David

He wears his hair in low ponytail with headband under his bangs. Natural hair is 4a.

Asher

Short hair that wavy reaches his ears. His hair is 2a.

Milo

Mid back hair that either in cornrows or afro puff. His hair is 4c.

Sam

His hair is mid back Bahamian locs. His hair type is 4c.

Angel

Their hair is silk press to hime cut with undercut. They have 4c hair.

Babe

Has short wolfcut they maintain. They are growing it out. Their hair type is 3c.

Sweetheart.

They have wavy hair that they style different every day. Their hair type is 2c.

Darlin

Thier hair is in tomboy side tails with undercut. They have underlights. The have 4b hair they treat regularly.

I will do others later.

Pictures are for reference.

Headcannons

I think David color blind and no one notices. Sam knew cause David look at a green vegetable and said it was cyan color.

Darlin is deaf and when they don't wear there hearing aids. They closed their eyes so they don't listen to people.

David ,Sam ,babe ,honey and lasko has astigmatism. Lasko has it the worst.

David, Sam, lasko, and guy needs glasses. Guy wears contacts and honey was thrown off by seeing guy with his glasses.

David, Asher , Milo and tank got their first ear piercings together.

Milo is reason David knows how to his hair when it's natural.

Here's some sketches of shaw pack and their listeners.

In case you can't read my hand writing

Left( Sam angel David and Asher)

Middle (sweetheart and babe)

Right (darling and Milo)

I apologize in advance, for the person I will become, when the summit audio(s) come out.