Redacted D.a.m.n - Blog Posts
I'll still be posting the rest of my reviews on each individual item, but for anyone who doesn't want to wait (which is totally understandable), I would say while it is super cool and immersive, unless you like wearing merch out in public or you know what you want to do with the physical copies of everything: get the digital version. Yes, it doesn't come with any keychains or cinch bags or pens, BUT it's a LOT cheaper. Your $60 would honestly be better spent on three months' worth of the obsessed teir where you could have gotten three personalized letters and a cassette tape with audios of your choosing. Maybe I'm just upset because this is my first time buying merch, and I absolutely would have gotten the digital version had I known it was even coming out, but I feel like enrollment bundle became a lot less cooler once the digital version came out for $6.
There's still something to be said about immersion of it all. Having a world that normally only exists digitally, auditorily becoming something physical. I honestly love that type of stuff, and I'll still hold onto the items I got with excitement and wonder.
Regarding Part 3 of the D.A.M.N. Enrollment Bundle Review
Some people may have earlier noticed that part 3 didn't look quite right. Most of my edits didn't save, so there were few pictures and bullet points that may have not made sense. Once I rewrite my review of the product, I will make the post public again.
Damien's last name is Rhone btw
D.A.M.N. Enrollment Bundle Review Part 2: D.A.M.N. black ink pen with stylus
Part 1 Part 3
I'll be making my judgments of the items based on three categories:
1) Quality: Did I get my money's worth?
2) Immersion: Does this feel like something I'd find at D.A.M.N.?
3) Subtlety: Is this something I will use in my day-to-day life?
Up next is the pen. I will be using this for my serving shift tomorrow and no one can stop me. Subtly is 100/10. I would absolutely use this anywhere and everywhere. Not a lot of people care about what company is on a pen and not many people would be willing to ask questions.
This is really nitpick-y, but there is a small mark on the back of the pen that I can't wipe off. I don't really mind it, but I definitely don't care for it.
The material is kinda rubber-y, similar to the material the stylus is made out of. The stylus works fine, it is a little short, so the pen would occasionally hit my screen if I wasn't careful. Here's a picture I drew with the stylus.
I also wanted to test the quality of the pen's writing. It's honestly, kind of your average pen. The writing quality is about the same as the one in your kitchen drawer who's ink is halfway used up and who's cap has been missing for years. So it writes fine, but the distribution of the ink is uneven, as can be seen in the following pictures. On the top is the writing with the pen I got from the bundle; on the bottom is one of my favorite pens, which (in my opinion) is really good quality.
Immersion wise, this is definitely a pen I could see D.A.M.N. giving out to new students. I like the design and the sleekness of it. It's simple, but that's all it really needs to be and it knows it.
Quality 5/10
Immersion 10/10
Subtly: 10/10
(I'll be posting more tomorrow. Part three will be about the patch and keychains. Part four will be about the letters. Part five SHOULD be the rest of what was included, and there will be a final part with my final thoughts and overall rating of the quality of the bundle.)
D.A.M.N. Enrollment Bundle Review Part 1: D.A.M.N. cinch sack
I just want to start off by saying that I don't usually review things, nor do I usually post anything. But, I was super excited about getting it in and none of my friends are in the redactedverse fandom, so......
I still want to make sure I give quality reviews, so in order to get as much detail as I can, I'd like to split the review into separate parts. Part one is about the drawstring bag.
I'll be making my judgments of the items based on three categories:
1) Quality: Did I get my money's worth?
2) Immersion: Does this feel like something I'd find at D.A.M.N.?
3) Subtlety: Is this something I will use in my day-to-day life?
Let's begin!
First up! The drawstring bag. This thing was honestly a lot bigger than I imagined (see snake LPS for scale). Of course, because it was folded to fit the the packaging, it was wrinkled, which I don't really mind. It honestly probably would have ended up that way anyway.
One thing I noticed right off of the bat is that it has this bumpy texture. Honestly, I know I've seen this material used on a drawstring bag that a college was giving out for free to advertise for their institution (that was really wordy sorry). It definitely feels like something I would get from a college, so immersion is 10/10 here.
Subtly, I'll give it a 6/10. I'd wear it around my friends when we hang out and maybe to a grocery store, but probably not around my family.
Quality: 8/10
Immersion: 10/10
Subtly: 6/10
Okay, not to spoil anything, but I think Damien just got a last name drop? Unless it already happened, and I'm just a silly little goose.
MY D.A.M.N. ENROLLMENT BUNDLE CAME IN HOLY SHIT!!!! (Review of it coming later tonight)
Screw Hogwarts, I'm going to D.A.M.N.
I just thought this was funny
If i dont post it now it’ll dust away in my camera roll
I miss Lasko Moore :(
At first I jokingly thought of how people draw Y/N, and know I think of freelancer as nonbinary and albino.
is Freelancer just the listener that everyone projects onto ?
Bootttooomm Teexxxttt
I have awoken from the dead seeing the new redacted video that has been posted and I am hyped.
BA spoilers
Erik needs to add more sex toys into audios because this one was great, also Asher is a good character for this type of audio and I’m happy we got another Asher BA
In honor of fool! Milo’s audio being made public, I’d like to give a very useless headcannon, that prime! Sweetheart has a really shitty chain smoking addiction, whereas fool! Sweetheart chain smokes out of stress. Thank you have a good night/day everyone.
Erik literally cannot catch a break, and I feel so horrible for him😭 I really hope he keeps faith and that he’ll be able to continue the channel without anymore shit to fuck it up.
More EA Spoilers.
Guys I’m slow. In my last post I said he was sick- I had to re-listen to realize this mf is HIGHER THEN A FUCKING KITE😭😭
And now im trying not to laugh my ass off about it since I have family over and I cannot wake them up by laughing😭😭😭
EA SPOILERS
YESSD I GOT MY HUSBAND AGAIN‼️‼️‼️‼️💃💃💃
And he’s a sick boi in this one, he’s such a cutie😭😭 I love him sm💟💟
“And you’re sweet…very sweet, even when you shouldn’t be with me. You’re sweet…and I’m not *cute little giggles*”
IM GONNA SCREAAAMMMMMMMM AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Word cannot express how much I love this audio so much😭😭
So far I’m enjoying the fool! Verse a lot💟
Don’t know if this has been done before- but-
What I personally think the redacted boys and listeners favorite monster flavor would be.
The boi’s first^^
David: either the regular or the Java monster, I feel like he wouldn’t drink them avidly but he’d drink them if he needed to get something done if he didn’t have enough energy.
Asher: Green or the Fruit juice one. He likes the combo of sweet and sour so usually he’ll pick depending on the mood lol.
Milo: I don’t think they sell them anymore- but monster had a tea brand for a little bit and they weren’t half bad to me personally, so I think he’d like the green tea monster a lot^^ and he definitely was upset when they stopped selling them, so now he just drinks any of the coffee ones.
Sam: Darlin’ had to get him to try one, and it was the white one so once every blue moon he’ll get the white one and drink it.
Vincent: either the Strawberry lemonade one or gold. I am firm on them, and he had a short phase in drinking monster for a little while.
Porter: Gold. No explanation needed.
Gavin: Rosa, he likes it because 1. It’s fucking pink 2. It’s fizzy, I have a personal headcannon that Gavin and Caelum love any carbonated drink because they like the fizz lol.
Damien: he doesn’t drink them. He drinks redbull.
Huxley: the mango one^^ you can never go wrong with a classic, and he sometimes drinks them before going to the gym.
Lasko: Orange, it taste like starbursts to him and he’ll drink it like his life depends on it.
Listeners^^
Angel: Any of the coffee ones, they are a life line for them. When working they always have one on hand, when they are gaming, they always have one on hand, when they are doing chores- THEY ALWAYS HAVE ONE ON HAND.
Baabe: Any of the rehab flavors, or just the regular one, they don’t really drink them unless they need to key in on something important.
Sweetheart: Gold, because it fits their aesthetic✨✨
Darlin: they will drink any flavor as long as it gets the job done.
Lovely: The purple one. They also would make battery acid 100%.
Treasure: The Aussie Lemonade, I don’t know why.
Freelancer: They mostly drink the Strawberry lemonade one as well, but they personally really love ultra black. And they have ordered a pack of them on several occasions they just never last long for them😭
Co-worker: They don’t drink energy drinks😭
These are personal headcannons lol, let me know what you think!!
Going crazy over the Reverse AU rn ngl
Nsfw kinda
You know what’s crazy?? The fact that GAVIN the character who is a literal sex daemon and who also has the most audios where he heavily Implies he and freelancer hooked up either the night before or earlier in the day- only has a total of 4 bonus audios😭😭
Blue Monday by New order is giving major House of Solaire vibes.
Then I’m burning down all of Dahlia. /j
guys what if caelum disappeared because the freelancer is happy now
NSFW(kinda idk😭)
HELP- I totally forgot that not only in Gavin’s first audio is he getting head in 7/11 but he also straight up HITS the guy because he “used teeth” on accident😭😭
*sighs*
*Re-listens to the DAMN series for the 850th time.*
*sighs*
*Re-listens to the DAMN series for the 850th time.*
Pssst…hey yeah you…! you know that scene from x-men 97’ where gambit is in a crop top and jeans??
Good now imagine David, Milo, Asher, Sam, Porter, Huxley, Damien, or Gavin in it. You’re welcome.
BA spoilers
“Where do you want these fangs baby…?”
And just like that…the whore in me jumped out.
Since I’m missing project meridian, and I’m bored I have a useless head cannon about the asset^^
Their eye color changes depending on who they talk to. Like if it’s James their eyes will be black, if their talking too Anton it’s pink or green, if it’s with Brian their purple^^