Redacted Kody - Blog Posts
Taking, yet another, 180 on what I'm yapping about on my blog to bring you:
Dear Headcannons!!
Office Siren Dear
Second oldest in the damn crew (Gav is the oldest & 34) at 32
When they left their old school like at least 10 of their students cried
They cried in their car on the way home after their last day
I am a "Dear is Kody's older sibling & he's been long dead to them" truther
Didn't know exactly who Kody did it to until FL told them
They found him and beat his ass (again) after
The only one Damien let's in the kitchen with him
That one sarcastic ass teacher everyone loves
Is secretly obsessed with sharks (they have what is basically a shark shrine in their house)
Is either dressed to the 9s or is in the stupidest shirt with the most hideous print pants known to man, there's no in between
Can, has, and will pick up Lasko bridal style
Took Lasko/poly DAMN crew to an underwater cave as a date once
Has an IKEA shark that ends up in damn near every cuddle pile the damn crew has
Will argue for hours about how water tastes like something and that there are different tastes
Would be a professional diver if they weren't a professor
Wears glasses even though they can see almost perfectly fine without them
Kody (Redacteverse)! Imagine.
+19 Readers Only!! Graphic Imagery [Vioence]
Imagine, we got to listen to Kody's worthless body get ripped apart and desecrated by the shades and everyone cheered.
Bc who wouldn't tbh.
Also, that old ass bitch in the vampire clan. Don't think I forgot about you—conniving snake bitch.
Kody is a landlord and has earned a triple ticket one way trip to the 10th circle of Hell (Satan's heavy water infused piss pool).
Reposting this as a reminder to come back with art of Freelancer & Co. jumping Kodicks' bitchass.
With Damien and Hux kissing in the background ofcofc
Happy pride month! The gays may not be going to hell but Kody is. I am gay myself I can make this joke
Me, dealing with every non Anti-Kody Enthusiast: ^
No, but being so serious, I could never get tired of dunking on that pos, so PLEASE keep the jokes coming!
MWAH! (^з^)-☆
Y’all after I make the same Kody-hating joke for the 5th time today
*sighs*
*Re-listens to the DAMN series for the 850th time.*